Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
Pregnancy scare will scare all men away. Even the man who thinks it's his rage child
This is probably the best advice if you're not willing to outright ignore him ( I mean, who can blame you; it's hard to be so harsh with real people)

You- "I just got out of a weird thing with my ex, and I think I'm pregnant"

Him- "K LOL BRB GTFOing"