Thread: Women troubles

Originally Posted by Meatball

You know, if that is an accurate description of yourself, you should be able to get laid with out having to pay for it. You should save your $200 dollars and go to a bar, go up to the hottest girls you see, and start talking to them. You don't even have to necessarily be that great looking as I've seen some pretty beat up dudes leaving with very attractive girls.

And hell, if you are really desperate, then try to score some not so great looking ones for practice. Call it training wheels.

Regardless, paying for sex is fucking lame. Use all that money you would blow at a lame ass strip club and buy a nice new shirt and some jeans that show off your "ass you can bounce a penny off of."

Nobody gets laid without having to pay something. I'm not talking about picking up bar wenches or hitting up old classmates. I'm talking about picking up a grade A fine ass stripper that defies the laws of physics by being a perpetual motion machine on that slicked up stripper pole. This thread is not about desperation. This thread is about ME on the hunt for something more exotic. I want a girl who can slam down on that hard elevated platform doing the perfect splits and who can grind on my dick like no regular girl ever could.

And if you would never ever pay for sex then you are a pussy.

Originally Posted by simonj

Everybody pays for sex. It's just usually called dinner and a movie AM I RIGHT GUYS? I'm here all week try the fish tip yr waitress

True true.

Originally Posted by Meatball

Well I did mention that you would have to buy cloths and/or drink and maybe buy her drinks to get her drunk enough to think you are good looking, but apparently you can bounce a penny off of your ass so you should be all good with that then.

What is your beef with me? I'm looking for sage advice on how to pick up a stripper without turning into a mark. You are on some other tangent.

Originally Posted by Mr. E

You gotta put in the time and the dime to get to the gine.

Make her think she's yo favorite ho, getter smilin', make her need ya, then fuck it and chuck it.

Dat's how a pimp flow.

My fuckin' hero right here. Thats the stuff that makes pimps and angels.