Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
Yeah or buy her cocaine.
This, meth, or ecstasy and lots of weed and booze. However, I don't run in the same circles that I use to and I'm not buying off some random junkie. I've been out of this area for so long it be a little difficult to score without having to go through old friends.


Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
be a pimp
Yeah.


Quote Originally Posted by sponge View Post
stop being poor and give her more money until she jumps you

everyone has a price
That is a big problem. I can dish out tons of money but I don't want to be a mark where she figures she can take me to the bank just for crazy fucking. I'm trying to do the minimal amount possible to get me some of the most raunchiest sex any man has ever had.

Quote Originally Posted by Meatball View Post
How am I a pussy because I wont pay for sex? You're a pussy. You're the one asking a bunch of people on the internet how to get laid. I gave you solid advice amigo. More importantly, you don't have to pay anything to get smoking hot girls to dig you except maybe invest some time. There are plenty of girls walking around every city in the world that know how to give it real good and don't have to work a pole to prove it.

Also, I don't understand how I'm a pussy, but you're the one who is not smart enough to pay a stripper enough money to bounce a penny off of your ass. Sounds pretty lame to me, bro.
When did I ask anyone on how to get laid? I'm trying to pick up a stripper and get some wild fucking on. I don't know why you keep raging about that nor why that has anything to do with regular women.

And you are a dumb pussy because you think that all you have to do is just pay a lot of money. You're just going to end up broke and a known mark. You have no idea how heartless and soulless a stripper is because they don't dance for the fun of it they want to take your money with the least amount of effort. They'll do that to you because you seem like the guy who pays for everything on a date. Hell, if you went into a joint some bitch with fat titties would rub her breast around your cock and you would give her your wallet.