Turtle Man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn8EQ0azXpQ

YEOHWOWOWOWOWOWOWOO SON!

So is this your father/grandfather or your uncle/father?

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Originally Posted by sycld

So is this your father/grandfather or your uncle/father?

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None of the above. Dude's from Kentucky. Which pretty much means that he's even too inbred/white trash for even an Alabamian to associate with or be related to in any way.

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I got my teeth knocked out by a chainsaw

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Best....line....ever

Fuck that. Those snappers will destroy a hand.

Hard to believe he doesn't do drugs...

I'm thinking that by "teeth knocked out by a chainsaw" he meant "lost my teeth due to a nasty dope habit".

he's such a dopey redneck