could be
could be
My balls are almost as smoooth as my vagina.
Yeah simonj, how could you do such a thing?
JUST GO LOOK AT A FUCKING PICTURE OF SOME BALLS YOU FUCKING RETARD. WE ARE NOT HERE TO SPOON FEED YOU THE MOST BASIC SHIT.
We're not? Then why are we here?
Well I'm getting severely trolled, dunno about you.
lol
yeah thats normal satori.
end of thread.
large duck lol why did you let her troll you like that lol.
gj satori, again lol.
This proves you are a man.
And reassures me that I do not like reading your posts. They are all tl;dr
I'm really ill, hence more susceptible to trolling.
Satorie is either a troll or incredibly autistic, not in a good or cool way either.
Haters gon' hate.
tl;dr
What?
y/n
I just... I don't understand what you're trying to say
This thread is full of retards.
Well now it is
BUT WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN
Satori, don't listen to ShitFace. As you may know, I am an expert on male genitalia and I have to say, I've only seen wrinkled balls only once before and that guy was a virgin. I must conclude that only virgin males have wrinkled balls. That must mean your room mate is a virgin! ShitFace is also possibly a virgin since he had no idea testicles smooth out after having sex! How scandalous!
google images the word testicles.
if you see a smooth sack like a fucking porcalain bowl then post the link here so we can laugh at the alien
KT you're a fucking idiot, I can't believe you didn't just do a quick google search to check your facts.
The truth is a male with a circumcised penis has smooth testicles whereas a male with an uncircumcised penis has wrinkly testicles. This is due to the decrease in penal pressure from the loss of foreskin.
So, me, ShitFace and probably all the other Brits (unless any are Jews) here have wrinkly testicles whereas all the yanks likely have smooth testicles.
3 people contested each other for victory itt
but simonj won
lols uih
I rarely recall what the balls look like.
Because maybe I'm just too drunk at that moment.
through healthy diet and exercise i have turned my almonds into pistachios
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Sperm have to be kept at a slightly lower temperature than normal body temperature, so a muscle exists which is responsible (perhaps with other responsibilities, I am not a physiologist) for raising and lowering the testes (lowering them moves them away from the body and increases surface area, which translate into less heat absorbed from the body and greater cooling capacity). The raising and lowering is achieved by "pulling in" scrotum tissue, which means, when contracted, the scrotum tissue has to "bunch up", making it appear wrinkled.
On a more serious note, it sounds like your roommate is trying to put moves on you which will probably lead to rape when his advances go unanswered.
satori, why were you looking at your roommate naked and studying his balls
As numerous rape charities will tell you, rape isn't about sex, it's about power.
Except for when it's about sex.
Maybe you should just rape him.
what sort of mind games does he play, satori?
imaginary angry birds
the best way to prevent rape is to consent
The skin on the nut sack is always wrinkled. Sometimes more than other times. When it's colder the nutsack skin draws up to hold the nuts closer to the body for warmth.
I shoot botox into my balls daily.
Yeah
Satori can you feel when your nipples get hard
(yes but why would you spend your time focusing on something so fucking stupid)
Why the fuck should men put the seat down for women? How sexist is that?
If you want smooth balls, Google:
"saline injection balls"