do you keep a long stabby thing next to YOUR bed?

from a national sunrise program here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_fMN9kFm14

Like his co-host, I go for the 'swordy thing' option.

Also, now that I've watched it all, lol.

americans have guns next to their beds

lol just finished the video

That was actually on air? lolz

That was pretty funny.

Also, I keep a long shooty thing next to my bed.

i keep a long stabby thing in my pants

when im not leaving it in your mom

"left cock inn"

LOL.

I keep a .357 in my nightstand, have a shotgun under my bed, and a knife next to my lamp...of course I can sleep through anything so they are pretty much just pointless.

"whacking them off from a distance"

Worth to watch till the end.

i keep knives until i eventually get a gun

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Originally Posted by faesce

i keep knives until i eventually get a gun

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I think your collection of UFC regalia is more intimidating than a gun, BRO

wat i dont watch ufc

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Originally Posted by MrTroy

"whacking them off from a distance"

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you're that person who goes on youtube videos and quotes things word for word, then adds "xD" to the end of it

aren't you

well, mark, you would know about that

thank you very much!

is this a long stabby thing i see before me

*zip* yes

i keep a remington auto 12 gauge under my bed with 3 shells in my nightstand
is that long and stabby enough for ya

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Originally Posted by Rick Scarf

i keep a remington auto 12 gauge under my bed with 3 shells in my nightstand
is that long and stabby enough for ya

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Wait, you keep the ammunition and gun separate?

Bahahahahah

compromise for the wife, she said no guns at all in the house, so my hunting gun, unloaded but shells close at hand, was the deal

if it was up to me i'd keep a hair triggered glock fully loaded within arms reach but you try getting married to an anti-gun person with a curious toddler running around and see how far you get in terms of what daddy wants

oh i did tell her a revolution is coming sooner or later, and that no matter what she says i'm stocking up on guns, she said we can discuss that when the revolution comes

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Originally Posted by Rick Scarf

compromise for the wife, she said no guns at all in the house, so my hunting gun, unloaded but shells close at hand, was the deal

if it was up to me i'd keep a hair triggered glock fully loaded within arms reach but you try getting married to an anti-gun person with a curious toddler running around and see how far you get in terms of what daddy wants

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My fiance spent the first six years of her life in the Soviet Union. Don't tell me about anti-gun significant others, LOL!

While we don't have kids, she was totally cool with me carrying a gun, and there are definitely more feasible options available. That's good that you have a compromise, though.

well now we know it's safe to rob rick scarf's house but better be quick about it

steal the baby, marry queendork, kill rick scarf

More like QueenDic- wait, I think I've made this joke before