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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090124/...zoZ0eBS3ftiBIFQuote:
INDEPENDENCE, Iowa – An Iowa woman has been arrested because she failed to return a library book.
Thirty-nine-year-old Shelly Koontz was arrested Thursday night on a fifth-degree theft charge. She is accused of keeping "The Freedom Writers Diary," which she checked out from the public library in nearby Jesup in April.
I've heard of this happening before actually.
i didn't know that crimes went down to "fifth degree."
i mean what the hell is fifth degree sexual assault: accidentally brushing against someone's butt?
No, making contact with the breasts during a hug.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
in that case i have sexually assaulted my mom :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepsi
see would a gay do that??? (maybe)
I see what your doing...Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
You're making your homoerotic posts into erotic posts...
see this post would be better if you stuck with the first line only, as the second is impliedQuote:
Originally Posted by sycld
the day that i listen to mutton for posting advice is the day that i stop craving dripping vaginaQuote:
Originally Posted by mutton
i think i'm gonna turn gay now if all i'm gonna read is vagina everywhere
I don't think I've ever wanted vagina less than I have after reading the phrase "dripping vagina".
You should probably take his advice though
Well then, congratulations on taking Mutton's advice.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
There are six degrees actually, but it only tends to come out to Kevin Bacon.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
If this were a murder mystery story, I'd say that Shelly Koontz was living on borrowed time.
She tooks things to the point of no return.
You mean you're not already gay? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kal El
Also a fifth degree sexual assault charge in Iowa seems to consist of attempting to remove clothes covering someone's intimate parts. :solegrab: