Britfag Shot Dead in Texas Bar: Deserves It

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11-07-2009, 09:04 PM
simonj

Britfag Shot Dead in Texas Bar: Deserves It

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A British tourist has been shot dead in a bar in the United States.

Thomas Reeve, 28, was killed when a man entered the bar in Amarillo, Texas, and opened fire, according to local police.

A suspect has been charged with capital murder, police said. A 48-year-old man was shot in the hand and a woman sexually assaulted, local reports say.

The parents of Mr Reeve, of Maidenhead, Berks, said: "He was just in the wrong place, at the wrong time." He leaves behind nine-month-old daughter Tabitha.

Reports have named the man who has been charged as Ray Carlos Cisneros, 25.

To be fair,

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He had only visited the city where he died "because he liked the song" (Is This The Way To) Amarillo by Tony Christie

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11-07-2009, 09:57 PM
hedgerow

Oh, well if that's his taste in music I think this was for the best.
11-08-2009, 04:06 AM
Nick2.1

This will make a lot of brits believe that all of America is like this.
11-08-2009, 09:10 AM
Mach 5

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Originally Posted by Nick2.1

This will make a lot of brits believe that all of America is like this.

No, we already had our suspicions about Texas...
11-09-2009, 04:28 AM
<JANE>

THE BRITISH PUBLIC ARE BESIDE THEMSELFS, TUESDAY WILL BE A DAY OF NATIONAL MOURNING.
11-09-2009, 07:34 AM
fm2176

So, twenty Texans, and none of them tried to stop the gunman? Maybe dem Texans ain't so tough after all... :)
11-09-2009, 08:27 AM
ShitFace

Well I laughed.
11-09-2009, 09:53 AM
Beef

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Originally Posted by Mach 5

No, we already had our suspicions about Texas...

Texas just has its own way of doing things.
11-09-2009, 11:48 AM
Anonymous D

Why is this WTF news? We kill Britfags here all the time.
11-09-2009, 06:41 PM
faesce

well i for one am very upset by this news
11-10-2009, 08:07 AM
gorefinger

don't mess with texas unless of course you're a mexican in which case just feel free to grab texas by the haunches and violate it over and over and over
11-10-2009, 09:32 AM
gismo

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Originally Posted by Anonymous D

Why is this WTF news? We kill Britfags here all the time.

No you don't, you kill them in the Middle East because your redneck soldiers are too dense to tell the difference between friend and foe.
11-10-2009, 05:28 PM
srsinternets

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Originally Posted by gismo

No you don't, you kill them in the Middle East because your redneck soldiers are too dense to tell the difference between friend and foe.

im pretty sure that was on purpose anyways
11-11-2009, 07:02 PM
Metallideth

A daft reason to visit Amarillo. I feel sorry for his wee'un.
11-18-2009, 01:11 AM
Absolution

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Originally Posted by Anonymous D

Why is this WTF news? We kill Britfags here all the time.

I know right? like remember this little war called the AMERICAN REVOLUTION WHERE A LOT OF BRITS WERE SENT INTO THE NEXT DIMENSION
11-18-2009, 03:40 AM
simonj

I think you'll find we killed more of you than you killed of us.
11-18-2009, 08:20 PM
faesce

regardless of who killed who you have to live with the fact that you're british

whereas on the other side of the cool coin i am american
11-19-2009, 12:27 AM
TheDudeFish

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Originally Posted by faesce

regardless of who killed who you have to live with the fact that you're british

whereas on the other side of the cool coin i am american

this man has a point
11-19-2009, 12:43 AM
Syme

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Originally Posted by simonj

I think you'll find we killed more of you than you killed of us.

and it sure helped you win, too
11-19-2009, 01:00 AM
simonj

I'm not saying we won, I'm saying he was wrong.

To be fair, we barely tried in that 'war' (hint: it wasn't really a war, it was a slightly aggressive land dispute).
11-19-2009, 02:47 AM
DAVIDSDIVAD

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Smells like butthurt in here
11-19-2009, 09:45 AM
faesce

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Originally Posted by simonj

I'm not saying we won, I'm saying he was wrong.

To be fair, we barely tried in that 'war' (hint: it wasn't really a war, it was a slightly aggressive land dispute).

americans beat us up

(act like it doesnt matter)
11-19-2009, 10:40 AM
hedgerow

we're actually so pathetically ashamed of it that it isn't a part of mandatory education at any level

it's even more annoying when we then need to argue about it on the internet
11-19-2009, 01:31 PM
Anonymous D

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Originally Posted by hydro

we're actually so pathetically ashamed of it that it isn't a part of mandatory education at any level

it's even more annoying when we then need to argue about it on the internet

Really, they dont teach about the revolutionary war?

LOLOLOLOLOL

If any of you brits are ever in Louisiana give me a jingle and Ill let you shoot some real guns.
11-20-2009, 05:49 AM
D.Erync

Britfag Shot Dead in Texas Bar Deserves It

Honestly it sounds more like murder suicide, she shot him then herslef. Just my opinion based onwhat I have heard
11-20-2009, 06:54 AM
simonj

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Originally Posted by Anonymous D

Really, they dont teach about the revolutionary war?

LOLOLOLOLOL

If any of you brits are ever in Louisiana give me a jingle and Ill let you shoot some real guns.

It really wasn't all that revolutionary to us. I mean oh noes less (unfair) taxes from half the world away.
11-20-2009, 06:02 PM
DAVIDSDIVAD

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Originally Posted by simonj

It really wasn't all that revolutionary to us. I mean oh noes less (unfair) taxes from half the world away.

http://www.memedepot.com/uploads/0/2...if_serious.jpg
11-23-2009, 11:19 PM
faesce

yea to be honest if i was british i probably wouldnt care that a bunch of uneducated faggots robbed my country of one of the most important pieces of land in history and turned it into the #1 power in the world

no sirreeeeee
11-29-2009, 11:49 AM
Mad Pino Rage

The British couldn't even stop rock 'n roll. The Brits can't stop shit.
11-29-2009, 04:10 PM
simonj

Why would we have stopped Rock 'n Roll?
11-29-2009, 06:53 PM
Mad Pino Rage

It's the anthem of “the drug takers and the lawbreakers and the bottom-bashing fornicators of this recently great country."