I just got this text message from "UNVERIFIED SENDER." It just says "lick me!!!!!!!!"
my first thought is this is a demon trying to reach out to me in hopes of eating my soul. Thoughts?
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I just got this text message from "UNVERIFIED SENDER." It just says "lick me!!!!!!!!"
my first thought is this is a demon trying to reach out to me in hopes of eating my soul. Thoughts?
I think your future here is limited
Your phone has been compromised. Destroy it.
dude what the fun am I supposed to do what if I get possessed? I'm thinkin about puttin the phone up my ass I think that might stop it cause no one likes to be inside an ass right?
Paging Dr. Sycld, to Casual Intercourse. Paging Dr. Sycld.
id definitely try putting it up ur ass
although i wouldnt do that if i were me but if you were you you would do that
i don't know of too many demons that text people asking for lickings
oh shit i saw this on reaper, you have to squeeze yourself into a teapot, but without you being magic n shit you have to liquidize yourself first
My thoughts exactly~:sycld:Quote:
Originally Posted by MalReynolds
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Originally Posted by Atmosfear
If someone asks you to lick them I don't think they want to eat you. I think you are being given a once in a lifetime opportunity to perform cunnilingus on said demon.
Seriously, how many people get the chance to pleasure a demon? Take this ripe opportunity IMO, it could lead somewhere.
fuck off fetal rectoid
Depends how much hentai you watch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stovetop
I found the demon. It possesed Coqa and is using the account to spout profanities.Quote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
Point taken.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
if you are posessed then get me the winning lotto numbers
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 & 7
they keep sayin I'm gonna die if I don't lick them. wtf am I supposed to lick? guys I'm really scared by this I don't know what to do should I really stick my phone in my ass?
Stick a shotgun in your mouf.
I had an uncle that died of lead poisonining :oQuote:
Originally Posted by simonj
inb4 anonymous d SHOTGUNS RNT MAED OF LEAD U IDYOT
so I stuck it in my butt but I forgot to do an enema. so now my phone has poopy all over it. but the good news is the demon texting has calmed down. maybe it stopped?
garlic is to vampires as fecal matter is to demons.
oh
well we all had a great time today
G00d thr34d would read again
It was actually Gina. She love to sexually harass people through a media medium.
more like posted by a faggot
That's weird, my shotgun died of uncle.
my phone number is 911, send your demon to me
vengeful scars i called you and you just kept asking me what the problem is. i told you there wasnt a problem i just wanted to give you my demon then a few minutes later some policemen came to my house and told me not to call that number again unless its an emergency.... WTF
ps i almost got arrested cause they thought i was lying to them
How is this user not banned or on probation yet.
vestri deus est fletus quoniam ego deleo fecal res quod urine in vestri visio