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Right so it's a General Studies exam (which yanks can probably guess by the name is a very irrelevant exam, and brits will probably know from experience), and i've been to 2 lessons all year so not entirely sure what the exam is, but as far as I know its essay questions on very general topics.
I'm thinking I should write some erotic literature and try to seduce the examiner into giving me a good grade, but i'm definitely open to suggestions.
gogogo
what the fuck? Just dont go, no Uni accepts it as a subject, its such a monumental wste of time.
we dont even do it here, we do something similar but it counts as an A level
But if you do actually do it, you should write an essay on how the Gurkahs used to identify sleeping enemies by the way their shoelaces were tied and how this should be adopted for seeking and destroying all ethnic minorities in the UK. And how Jade Goody was a total cunt when she was alive, and factor in some erotica in that part.
I tried to fail the AS-level deliberately, but got a D so was entered into the A-level exam... and got another D.
I fail at failing.
write only in rhymes. this will enhance the awesomeness of your erotic literature tenfold.
write a perfectly good essay but then use a thesaurus on every single word to make it really obscure
then translate it into french, word by word
then write it backwards
then call it an art form and win
write it so that it reads the same when you turn the paper upside down
and sideways if you're really good
i'm liking this ideaQuote:
Originally Posted by Shinysides
Does it ask questions about the queen? Or the royal family? Cuz I always thought that was really general for brits.
You lost me at "2 lessons all year"
I wrote about which channels are better than the BBC and why.
Then I wrote a story.
Then I sketched pictures of spheres.
+5 bonus for using the phrase "tearing off her bodice with animal lust."
he told me he wrote a story about his love for babar, but to keep it secret
shut your fucking mouthQuote:
Originally Posted by ShitFace
You lost me at "General Studies."Quote:
Originally Posted by Atmosfear
I mean... it's an exam... on anything a person can study?
there are questions on politics, the media, business, science & technology etcQuote:
Originally Posted by sycld
but its very vague questions
thats nothing to joke aboutQuote:
Originally Posted by ShitFace
mang do i have to disown you
if by love he means hateQuote:
Originally Posted by ozzy
then no
even if he means love then still no because he is lying
So which channels did you put as being better than the BBC because I really can't think of any...
Dave
which is just old BBC programs
well I don't watch much tv but when I do it's E4 or Comedy Central so I put them down
actually the only BBC program I watch is ...Later With Jools Holland
oh and Nevermind The Buzzcocks
deinal and a poor, obvious attempt at covering it upQuote:
Originally Posted by Mang
sounds like someone who has done something, everyone knows it, but he still tries to cover it up.
oh wai
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