I desperately need examples of relatively short texts full of puns or wordplay.
Very urgent, much appreciated etc etc etc
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I desperately need examples of relatively short texts full of puns or wordplay.
Very urgent, much appreciated etc etc etc
puns or wordplay
hows that?
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lol. Kodiak, like da bear
Well that's either a cunning stunt or a stunning cunt.
at the end of a long day, bunny rabbits like to unwind with a hoppy beer
this reminds me of a lolcatz i saw on facebook recently:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick Scarf
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just a little husky etc.
also that smbc one that said she had a capable runt, but that was a spoonerism
no pun in ten did
all these punchlines with no setups
more punchlines: oh the huge manatee; better nate than lever; said the mexican just before he was shot full of holes, "this isn't a bacon tree, it's a ham-bush"; if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled; people in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones (one of my favourite jokes)
oh oh
and now, Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing stooooory of a quack who's gone to the dogs
wow that was gay
edit: @gwahir
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wow you guys have been a great help thanks to everyone for their great suggestions
to what are you referringQuote:
Originally Posted by faesce
lol whoever it was; aren't we all.
Q. What did Superboy say to his homies?
A. "I'll be at my crib tonight."
see it's wordplay because "crib tonight" sounds like "kryptonite"
What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros?
Elephino!
What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros?
Elephino!
that's just dumb, even by my standards
oops nevermind i just got it
Hell if I know why you didn't get it. It's a turd grade joke.
Get it? I graded the joke shit. It's a play on words and a pun wrapped into won.
Get that one? I implied that I won the pun.
a guy asked me the other day if i could tell him what people from corsica are called.
i said "cors i can"
no you didn't
NO YOU DIDN'T
hey guys I have a great punchline with no joke
"Nguyen/Nguyen situation"
Also I have a cousin named Dat Phan (not the comedian).
that fan over there is Dat Phan's
Quote:
Originally Posted by gwahir
Quote:
Originally Posted by gwahir
nobody can argue otherwise
ang on ang on are you dissing the muppet show
two wongs don't make a right
i feel dirty for that