Alright guys I'm starting work on my book (or more likely, one page spoof) "Where's Waldo in Vietnam?"
What I need are ideas for things to put in the background, such as people getting tortured, gooks training, etc etc
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Alright guys I'm starting work on my book (or more likely, one page spoof) "Where's Waldo in Vietnam?"
What I need are ideas for things to put in the background, such as people getting tortured, gooks training, etc etc
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recreate a scene from full metal jacket
Martin Sheen naked and bleeding next to a mirror.
Charlie Sheen naked and crying in the rain.
Add the comedian shooting that whore.
kurtz slaughtering an ox
Tim Robbins getting bayoneted by one of his own troops.
Robin Williams as a radio dj
the self immolating monk
the guy in front of the tank at tienamen square
the cast of M*A*S*H
george washington speeching to his troops
note that i only used wars that americans would know of
yeah that didn't happen in Vietnam. I'm assuming it's a (lame) joke but I'd like to correct you for all the retards here who might believe you.Quote:
Originally Posted by gwahir
Yeah, well the M*A*S*H* was set in Korea.
And I don't think George Washington even knew Vietnam existed.
I've never watched M*A*S*H and the George Washington bit was obvious.
Please include a topless woman on the beach. (Vietnam has white sand beaches)Quote:
Originally Posted by captain castle
As opposed to wars Americans wouldn't know of and other people here would?Quote:
Originally Posted by gwahir
Back on topic, add Willem Dafoe's death scene from Platoon, Cav Soldiers surfing under mortar fire (Apocalypse Now), Gunnery Sergeant Hartman getting killed in the head (Full Metal Jacket), the My Lai massacre, the French getting their whipping at Dien Bien Phu, the destruction of Groupement Mobile 100 at An Khe, the fall of Saigon, the battle of Hue and fighting around the US Embassy during the Tet Offensive, Hoa Lo Prison (complete with McCain), naked crying kids running after being napalmed by the VNAF, the suspected Viet Cong officer being executed on camera by a South Vietnamese General, and of course, 333 beer.
KT getting married to a filthy, filthy ginger
Oh yeah, I'm half Vietnamese.Quote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
1939-1941 :)Quote:
Originally Posted by fm2176
George Washington crossing the Delaware
The South African Apartheid
The cast of Red Dwarf
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by victrola
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Originally Posted by fm2176
These two are going inQuote:
Originally Posted by victrola
Also, I'm thinking Charlie surfing would be a good one
(Who can name the reference?)
Charlie don't surf.Quote:
Originally Posted by captain castle
edit: and it's from apocalypse now.
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Originally Posted by Pepsi
Christ why did it have to be you
Eat a York Peppermint Pattie
it will open your mind
I just had an awesome internal montage of me eating a pattie and then my eyes dilate requiem for a dream styleQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
Holy shit you just gave me an idea for a short storyQuote:
Originally Posted by captain castle
I think this is working backwards.
Happy to help babyQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
Batman and the Joker
Deadpool with baraka blades coming out of his arms and the powers of cyclops and wraith in addition to his own
Wraith as in the guy from Weapon X?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
I hated that guy. Have you seen it yet?
Wraith actually isn't obnoxious in the movie. Will.i.Am is a surprisingly decent actor, as much as it pains me to say that.Quote:
Originally Posted by captain castle
Yes I have seen it. If you can look past Deadpool then it is pretty good actually (in spite of putting characters together that should not know each other at the ages they are).
I cannot look past Deadpool.
I want to see it, but I'm upset about Deadpool as wellQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
Oh man
Did you see the "hulk vs" movie? Awesome
It is my next Netflix, so I'll probably be watching it on TuesdayQuote:
Originally Posted by captain castle
I wonder what it says about me that I have a 'New Releases in Ages 11-12' section on my Netflix main page which was automated just for me.
The European war started then, when Germany proved itself more than capable of destroying the military might of Western Europe and smacked Great Britain back across the channel. But the Pacific war started a couple of years earlier with the invasion of China or even as far back as 1931 when Japan invaded Manchuria. I will concede, however, that many Americans consider the war to have started December 7, 1941, and it did, for us. Much like the Vietnam War started much earlier than the '60s, we just had the misjudgment to help the French and make it "our" war.Quote:
Originally Posted by Think
dude deadpool has the best lines everQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
ever
KT naked, stoned off her ass, getting raeped by her future husband
a family, embracing after a fulfilling day in their fields, content with warmth and the love they have for each other.
just before the vietcong raep the wominz and kill the menz for suspected aid and sympathy to the USQuote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
When the Vietcong learned that the US was claiming they were winning because they were racking up a higher kill count then the enemy, soldiers would carry hayhooks with them. After a battle, they'd jam the hayhook in the back of a dead soldier's head and drag them off the field and burned or buried in a mass grave so the US couldn't add them to the toll.
nope, not at allQuote:
Originally Posted by sycld
this happened after you left the heart-warming scene you describedQuote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
that's not the purpose of that family
everything you described that happened afterwards is ENTIRELY NONCANON
ok?
Well here's some canon...Quote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
I'm gonna do this to your family.
How's that for some canon?
none of the males in my family are sympathetic to the US
I'm pretty sure no one is sympathetic to the USQuote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
Being sympathetic to the US is like going up and consoling a billionaire who just got his dollar stolen by the vending machine.Quote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
oh i have another suggestion
carmen sandiego