I can't ride a bike. No one ever taught me, I never had one and the few times I tried to ride a friend's, I couldn't balance.
Your turn.
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I can't ride a bike. No one ever taught me, I never had one and the few times I tried to ride a friend's, I couldn't balance.
Your turn.
I can't do sit-ups. For the longest time I never had to do them, and even throughout grade school when it was practically mandatory in gym class, I couldn't do them. Now I really can't do them without the aid of a machine, but that doesn't count.
i can't touch my toes lol
Boil eggs. I've tried and tried and tried. I can't fucking do it :(
I can't snap my fingers, and I can't whistle. As you can imagine I had a hard time in music class when I was little.
lol are you guys serious...riding a bike, situps, boiling eggs.
even i can do those and im a lazy mofo
i can't whistle
Well it's not necessarily laziness, but the need to do such things. Riding a bike yeah, if you've lived in the city and need a quick ride around (aka too young to drive) I could see that being a situation, but whistling? Yeah, you don't need to whistle, and your life won't depend on it, unless, you know, a homicidal maniac forces you to whistle while your guts a spilling onto the floor below :P
i can't whistle
i also can't whistle
also i can't do bicycle crunches properly because moving my legs and arms at the same time confuses me
i can whistle roughly 3000 bird calls
the vibrato on my whistling is impressive to say the least
I can't whistle with my lips. I can with my tongue, though.
why did I bother
It seems like it should be simple, but I can't make my user account on Windows 7 an administrator and it make me so mad I want to throw stuff because it is a huge ordeal to install programs or modify anything. I don't want to have to set up my settings again with a new admin account, I want to keep my user profile and make it an admin is it really that hard?
i think u mean to say "i cant use a condom properly"
i cant swim
even as an administrator in windows 7 you don't have access to 90% of the settings / filesQuote:
Originally Posted by Rick Scarf
I can't post without some asshole little pussy bitching about it.
I can't sit down for long periods of time. It is something so natural, but I cant do it. I spend over 12 hours a day standing so my body is used to that position. If I try and sit down for more then an hour my legs go to sleep, I get cramps and soon in pain.
But on the other hand I can be on my feet for very long periods of time and have no problems..
"Asshole Little Pussy" is one of the worst insults I've ever heard in my life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beef
I can't drink red bull. I pretty much puke on contact. Purely mental.
I can't do the 'live long and prosper' hand thing.
I can only do it with lefty. My right is like, well no, I can't do that, but would you like to see me do this really retarded half bent over thing? And I'm like, no, no I would not like to see that, because it's retarded.Quote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
i can't whistle or stay up late
I can't ride a bike. I can't do unassisted pull-ups. I can't play many sports. I can't make friends. I can't gt a PhD in Engineering which is just a matter of doing the work, i.e. not nearly as hard as people make it out to be.
oh wait, i thought this was the "self-pity" thread. my mistake.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
i've said it once i'll say it a thousand times if you're unhappy about something, work at changing it. nothing changes when you bitch about it except feeling miserable so man the fuck up you big dumb homo
maesce's social seminar
hahahahQuote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
Sit-ups hurt my spine. Not that I can't do them, I just rather not. Also you're fucking fat if you can't do sit-ups. All of you need to start doing crunches, STAT. I can't whistle. & I can not drive with my left hand for more than 5 seconds, unless I want to crash.
I can't do a cartwheel. I even took lessons, and they said there was no hope for me.
Btw, I just joined casual discourse and wasn't sure where to introduce myself, so I thought I'd go ahead and do it here....I just moved to the DC/northern VA area and work in PR. Despite the fact that I can't do a cartwheel, I love to do outdoorsy activities (go on runs, hikes, etc) and cook for family and friends. Are there any other DC-ers around?
Also, what is this??^^Quote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
I can't blow bubbles with gum.
i can whistle a tune and stay in key, but i can't do the vibrato, and i can't wolf whistle or whatever it is when you get that super shrill loud noise.
also, i can't comprehend images at a distance with any degree of clarity unless i have my ocular corrective lenses in place over my eyes
i am a gun at whistling
all my friends say so
sorry i am an anti-gun protestor i'm going to have to ask you to discharge yourself from these premeses
cartwheel lessons lol
also "gun" what the fuck is that shit are you some type of weird british man
i'm not britishQuote:
Originally Posted by faesce
i'm a gun
Oh there is one gay little fellowQuote:
Originally Posted by ChattyCathy
Tape up your sons bottom
hurQuote:
Originally Posted by sailor jack
yeah i'm from the md suburbs and and fucking hate dc. it's like a disney world for politics instead of fun.
oh whoops i meant to say that's half the district. the other half is a ghetto which spills over mostly into the county I live. yay. did i forget to mention that another inviting feature of DC is an HIV rate higher than any other in the nation and equivalent to that of sub-saharan africa, with nearly HALF the black men that have sex with other men infected?
hiv+
hiv-
I can't frown.
it's too bad we can't change rep points into hiv points.Quote:
Originally Posted by faesce
I can't snap my fingers with my right hand. I really don't see how anyone could not know how to ride a bike, especially if they are a male. I can whistle all day though.
well that's a fair comment, since i don't really see how anyone could be as ugly as you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Killuminati
Humm, I can't whistle either. Now I feel better because that appears to be pretty common.
Oh I can't roller skate more than 10 feet without busting my ass. I can't shoot a handgun with both hands straight out in front of me and hit anything. I can't properly drive a stick shift.
I can't drive standard (yet)
kinda stumped on this one...
i can't fold my tongue into that clover shape.
I mean but how do you not ride a bike as a kid? All you have to do to ride a bike is to learn at any point in your life, you really never forget how to do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
I can't commit
also, i cannot skateboard to save my life
not to say i couldn't, but i'm too old now to devote any real time to it
I can't fuck cocklaver even though he gives up his rancid Canadian cherry for anyone.
that cockwasher sounds like a real jerk
so i'm reading that 'my immortal' harry potter fanfic and sycld really reminds me of the author's writing for some reason
dumbledore actually died from teh aids irl
I can't turn it off.
Sucks when the fat girl/gay guy thinks I'm flirting.
i think it's the tangentially related homosexual nonsequitors coupled with a predilection for shitty spelling (regardless of your abilities in that area)
I can't flirtQuote:
Originally Posted by Tekk
you are a faggot.Quote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
are you kidding meQuote:
Originally Posted by Killuminati
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by gwahir
I can't whistle and I can't use the bathroom with the door open. It doesn't matter if I'm all alone or what, I need the door shut and locked for the magic to happen.
I can't breathe
please help me
Try breathing threw your nose when you give blowjobs.
i can only do it with my right hand, which took like 6 months of training myself like 2 minutes a day, and i can't whistle.Quote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
i can't walk.