Text a girl and ask if if "you can tap that"

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07-29-2009, 08:07 PM
babar

Text a girl and ask if if "you can tap that"

I saw this on reddit. Here's mine:

Me: Hey girl.. when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Really.. Ur dumb.
Me: So.. ?
Her: So ur dumb

Lol. Your turn.
07-29-2009, 08:12 PM
thank mr skeltal

Quote:

Originally Posted by babar

I saw this on reddit. Here's mine:

Me: Hey girl.. when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Really.. Ur dumb.
Me: So.. ?
Her: So ur dumb

Lol. Your turn.

hey babar when can i tap that sheeet yo

sidenote: bring back :babar:
07-29-2009, 08:16 PM
babar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Scarf

hey babar when can i tap that sheeet yo

sidenote: bring back :babar:

wtf

Someone deleted it. It used to be on here, idk what happened. Everyone hates me now besides like 5 people here. Probably cuz I'm not a girl anymore. Hahah.
07-29-2009, 10:21 PM
Nermy2k

here is how rick scarf's would go

RS: Hey queendork when you gonna let me tap that?
QD: go back to your own bed bennett i'm not in the mood for your crap.
RS: drink this
QD: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Step 3: Profit
07-29-2009, 10:28 PM
Atmosfear

Me: This is why nobody likes babar
Her: Who the fuck is babar?
Me: Who gave you permission to speak?
07-29-2009, 10:37 PM
Sir Bifford

Man Rule.
07-30-2009, 01:10 AM
Infernus

Me: Hey quick question
Her: babar is a faggot
Me: what?
Her: suck my balls
Me: how do you know babar
Her: Ankara is the capital of Turkey
07-30-2009, 04:07 AM
Riboflavin

Me: babar, i cant wait to slampig you again
Her: this is babar's mom
Me: seriously babar's mom, i cant wait to put it in your butt
Her: srs bisnis
07-30-2009, 08:36 AM
simonj

Me: Hey girl when you gonna le....
Babar: I do not live up to my Elephant namesake
Me: I didn't finish my ques...
Babar: You do not need to, for I am merely an unfaithful-to-reality mental representation of someone on the internet
Me: So ur dumb
07-30-2009, 08:57 AM
<JANE>

yo i tried dis
07-30-2009, 09:37 AM
MalReynolds

Babar - did they do an episode of Made about you where you tried to be a b-boy?

I could have sworn they did.
07-31-2009, 10:03 PM
faesce

me: lemme tap that
her: facey facey facey cant you see
07-31-2009, 10:32 PM
TheDudeFish

me: can I tap that
her: Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You have failed, your highness. I am a Jedi like my father before me.
me: : (
08-01-2009, 05:08 PM
victrola

her: did you know that babar...
me: is a douchebag? yes
her: oh it is common knowledge then
me: well done captain obvious
08-01-2009, 08:54 PM
Captain Obvious!

Babar being a douchebag is common knowledge!
08-02-2009, 10:34 AM
monster party

no way am i going to do this, it's too embarrassing!
08-03-2009, 03:53 PM
Mang

Me: hey can I tap that?

I fucking hate babar.
08-03-2009, 05:59 PM
simonj

I don't actually have any females in my phone's address book.

They don't like me for some reason...
08-03-2009, 07:00 PM
djwolford

Quote:

Originally Posted by simonj

I don't actually have any females in my phone's address book.

They don't like me for some reason...

Probably because you constantly try to steal their boyfriends from them, homo.
08-03-2009, 11:01 PM
TimHeidecker

Me: Hey can i tap that?

Gina: Hell yeah!!1

*Alarm clock rings 6 AM*

Fuck
08-04-2009, 09:18 AM
simonj

Quote:

Originally Posted by djwolford

Probably because you constantly try to steal their boyfriends from them, homo.

It's not gay if it's a mmf three-way. Even though it wasn't exactly like a triangle of love, more two guys at it and a girl sat on a chair, frustrated because she's a closet lesbian in love with a closet gay.
08-04-2009, 09:45 AM
djwolford

I guess you're right, as long as no eye contact was made.
08-04-2009, 11:29 AM
simonj

Actually there was constant eye contact. If anything, it was quite creepy.
08-05-2009, 09:30 PM
Atmosfear

Me: Hey gurl when u gonna let me tap dat?
Gina: xmas
Me: u no it
08-05-2009, 10:31 PM
hippopotamus

me: When you gonna let me tap that?
: um?
me: what grl? you know you want this
: are you on the rag?
me: Ew this is why i'm gonna marry you.
08-05-2009, 10:33 PM
Nermy2k

Me: Hey gurl when u gonna let me tap dat?
atmosfear: xmas
Me: u no it
08-06-2009, 02:55 PM
simonj

Me: Hey nermy when you gonna let me tap dat?
Nermy: When you get another 5 durty dicks.
08-06-2009, 02:59 PM
coqauvin

more like

Me: hey nerms when u gonna let me tap dat?
nermy: when i'm done here
dog: woof
nermy: /zips up
08-06-2009, 03:00 PM
simonj

I didn't think woofness was nermy's type.
08-06-2009, 03:05 PM
coqauvin

whoops that was unintentional
08-06-2009, 03:05 PM
sycld

Me: When r u gonna let me tap that?
Keg: stick it in me now bby
08-06-2009, 03:18 PM
Mr. E

Casual Discourse: Hey, when can I tap that?
Girl: Heh, yeah right, like you talk to girls in real life.
Casual Discourse: Oh shi-
08-06-2009, 03:28 PM
simonj

So you admit you made her up?
08-06-2009, 04:49 PM
Mr. E

I don't include myself in CasualDiscourse, because niggers don't have the internet
08-06-2009, 05:04 PM
simonj

Says the guy with 1k more posts than anyone else.
08-06-2009, 05:28 PM
Mr. E

I have less than 200 posts more than Tidus
08-06-2009, 06:13 PM
simonj

I don't include Tidus in CasualDiscourse, because evangelists don't have the internet.
08-06-2009, 06:14 PM
Mr. E

Damn, I've gotta give it up for that one wolf. You caught me in a web of lies.
08-06-2009, 06:46 PM
djwolford

For some reason I still believe that you have a girlfriend though.
08-06-2009, 07:40 PM
Mr. E

Well we're facebook friends, so technically you can find out for real whenever you want.
08-06-2009, 08:29 PM
djwolford

True dat
08-07-2009, 12:43 AM
no_brains_no_worries

Best one I got.

Me: Can I tap that ass?
Her: Ask my husband.

Thank god I know both of them have a sense of humor.
08-07-2009, 08:06 AM
srsinternets

me: hey gurl can i tap dat
kim: yep.

needless to say i tapped dat.
08-07-2009, 06:12 PM
Infected7

Me: I'm going to tap that ass later
Her: do I have a say in the matter?
Me: It wouldn't be rape if you did ;)
08-13-2009, 08:37 PM
Beef

Me: hey sycld, can I tap dat?
Sycld: Say wha?
08-13-2009, 09:49 PM
Atmosfear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atmosfear

Me: Hey gurl when u gonna let me tap dat?
Gina: xmas
Me: u no it

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nermy2k

Me: Hey gurl when u gonna let me tap dat?
atmosfear: xmas
Me: u no it

This was the apex of this fred