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it's far too late. you cannot escape your destiny.
My result makes me want to kill myself before it happens.
Yeah, the site can cause depression. It made me sad after seeing my pic. I guess the only good thing is if we are still around in 20 years we can see how accurate the site was. The good thing also is aging is a gradual change, so you won't see the full effect right away in real life.
Baby Face TOGS wins this round.
we are all going to grow old and die
alone and of cancer
Well the best advice, Satori, is to begin a semen regimen. Semen is full of proteins and amino acids that rejuvenate skin; it has been pretty well documented on shows such as Nip/Tuck (which is a reality show about the lives of two plastic surgeons in Hollywood and how they try to keep their patients looking young.) Since you are a lesbian, you probably want to ask a friend to jack off in a cup so you can save it.
Sorry, I may have been a bit unclear... you want to rub in on your face. While not harmful to swallow, it's also quickly broken down by the body and won't have any noticeable effect. Semen needs to be rubbed lightly on top of your skin to form a thin film.
Satori post your non-aged pic and we will tell you how badly age will ravish your youthful looks.
man i look fucking boss in 20 years
its my babyface
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s...4243617315.png
So apparently I'm gonna get mouth herpes sometime in the next 20 years
edit: Here's what my baby would look like if I fucked Brad Pitt
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s...bcead9f610.jpg
I respect/like KT so I'll leave the millions of obvious jokes this raises to someone else.Quote:
Originally Posted by KT.
Ok I'll bite.
Treatment for herpes is more than $50 so you're gonna have to raise prices
Ok I'll bite.
I think you already have mouth herpes.
Ok I'll bite
it and suck out the pus with a straw.
And post your "In 20 Years" results bitches.
My face looks weirdly fat in both those pictures.
I wanna see what your baby would look like if you fucked brad pitt
I'll find out.
I'm not posting the photo directly to the forum because it is so horrid (kill me now):
http://www.in20years.com/photo?st=6&...4114840266.png
On the other hand, it looks less like me 20 years from now and more like me at the same age with double my weight.
Mine and Brad's bebe:
http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/3646/babyandbrad.jpg
They all look really similar. I think there's something of a bias towards Brad Pitt's features, or all the results just look really the same.
Also the skin tone is way too dark. It's like me with a tan. But to be fair, the photo I used did have deep shadows in it. However, I came out "dusky white" like Mediterranean looking and only turned "Indian" around puberty.
If I had a baby with Fiona Apple:
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/138...4055800c31.jpg
Now that's a sexy baby. I would fuck the shit out of that hypothetical baby.
*reasons I will never be a father
There is relatively little difference between the original and the after 20 years alteration...Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
In the 'older' pic my hair looks like a bad beatles wig.
And in the younger pic it doesn't?Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
In the younger pic it just looks like a bad beatles haircut.
I was gonna post the same thing, simonj
I heard you stay young forever if you host a live webcam show everday satori.
I've spoken to some people who do this and they say its true.
Also the makemebabies website is a disturbing idea.
...so as I suspected, all the babies turn out looking the same.
from the company who made in20years.com (http://www.luxand.com/prophecymaster/)
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s...hecymaster.png
lol.
no you don't rub semen on your face you inject it directly into the forehead, cheeks, and around the eyes a'la botox
ah yes, that old classic.
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9...4113253713.png
also okay my eyes will disappear in the future
good to know
it's all that injected semen
semen, apply directly to the forehead.Quote:
Originally Posted by gina
semen, apply directly to the forehead.
semen, apply directly to the forehead.
semen, apply directly to the forehead.
I'm sure the testosterone pills which will give you those mannish features don't help either.Quote:
Originally Posted by gina
I think your future self has a bit of 5 o'clock shadow...
Satori, prostitutes use condoms so they dont get STDs. Trust me it takes a LOT of money to get jizz on a prostitute's face.
KT how much would you say it would take?
Prostitutes usually take the semen in the mouth and then either spit it out or, for an extra charge, swallow it. As has been mentioned previously in this thread, swallowing has very negligible effects.Quote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
On the other hand, you may notice that a lot of porn stars don't look too aged and manage to retain their youthful looks well into their late 20's/early 30's. I'd be lying if I said surgery wasn't at least partly responsible but a lot of this result can be attributed to the frequent "on-set facials" they receive from their male colleagues.
This did not answer my request at all. Post the fucking picture, or the bunny gets it.Quote:
I think that whatever damage is done, is done. The best thing for me is to prevent any future damage. The best thing to do is remember to put on sunscreen frequently when I go out in the sun. Sometimes I used to think about other things being in the sun, and I got sunburn, so I think that helped. Having a sunburn sucks.
The best way to look young forever is to get your body preserved as soon as possible.
You'll look the same way forrreeeevvvveeeer.
Yeah I know there are studies out there. Like I said the doctors from the documentary Nip/Tuck were big proponents. I'm sure there are others. Try to google it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
I don't know who it is who wants my babies but you're welcome to them. Babies suck.
If it worked on fruit flies it will work on us. Humans and fruit flies have 99% the same DNA.
Human testing takes a lot of funding. In this economy there isn't much money for scientific testing so they will be waiting until they get sufficient financial support for their studies. This will likely take several years.
2 =/= several
about three fitty'sQuote:
Originally Posted by Atmoscheer
Looks like smoking cigarettes is really going to work out for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by gina
Stop making any facial expressions. How do you think botox works?
/wave
Be Asian.
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/astonz/azns.jpg
I'll be 16 up until I'm 60.
Have you suddenly become eastern European Satori? What the fuck was that post? Are you even first language English?
largeduck do not being unkind this seems like hard for writing to her