Had an affair with best friend's wife.

Just had it to say it. She let her feelings be known and I made the move and we went all night all over the brand new living room furniture and their brand new mattress. He is the most generous friend I have ever had and has done so much for me. I do this to him and I don't feel any contempt for myself. We've worked together for so long. We have the same friends. We all go to same places. If this was ever leaked oh the shame he would feel and how despicable I would be. What he would do to me but all that fear is reserved to that final moment. I only fantasize about how this would spread throughout the workplace and in what terms it would benefit me. I only wait till he his gone again.

Today, we were on our way out home and stopped off at the bathroom. I was in the middle of relieving myself until he said, "My wife said you cheated." I was caught off guard and asked what he meant by that. "She said you cheated. You smoked a cigarette." She's a smart devil. She deliberately had him say that.

I am scum and how it good it feels to be.

Who cares

lol
this shouldn't be anonymous

so basically you fucked your friend's wife he isn't going to find out you don't feel guilty and you're probably going to do it again

with which part do you need support? (save learning how to not tell a mundane story like it's an epic)

You should brag about it on the internet.

I had an affair with my best friend's wife's husband. I know what you're feeling. ;)

i had an affair with my best friend's dog.

she said she was neutered, but the bitch was lyin'....

I went to a fair.

I had an affair with Thomas Crown

This is worse than a MalReynolds story

i get the feeling this is one of those stories we would like more if we know who it was

It's not real :rolleyes:

Do you read People magazine, gossip queen?

also gwahir I know who it is and I still think you're getting trolled.

update: repped her for her contributions :)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Atmoscheer

It's not real :rolleyes:

---

which is very much a part of the explanation for what i just said

italix

OP: This is absolutely true. In fact, my friend/her husband was gone all weekend with the rest of the guys, and I opted out claiming lack of funds. Let me tell you, it has been a great weekend thus far.

He just got home, and we fucked on the bed. I was wondering if the wetspots were still all over the covers. He's too dumb and naive to smell the sex.

Earlier today, we went to see Shutter's Island. We were making out in the theatre and it just so happened to be two ladies from our workplace sitting a few rows behind us. It was extremely dark, so I don't think they know. I do think one friends knows. He might have saw us through the window as we were fooling around on the couch. I had to be all nonchalant about everything as we went to the pub and hit up a few parties. The excitement of it all.

I do have a problem though. She wants to leave him and go with me. She told me she loved me. I'm really not into that. I was doing this for the excitement and fun, and now I feel like I'm being dragged into a commitment. My dick is getting me into trouble.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Atmoscheer

This is worse than a MalReynolds story

---

ice burn

(to them, not me. i know the 'quality' of my stories)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Anonymous

OP: This is absolutely true. In fact, my friend/her husband was gone all weekend with the rest of the guys, and I opted out claiming lack of funds. Let me tell you, it has been a great weekend thus far.

He just got home, and we fucked on the bed. I was wondering if the wetspots were still all over the covers. He's too dumb and naive to smell the sex.

Earlier today, we went to see Shutter's Island. We were making out in the theatre and it just so happened to be two ladies from our workplace sitting a few rows behind us. It was extremely dark, so I don't think they know. I do think one friends knows. He might have saw us through the window as we were fooling around on the couch. I had to be all nonchalant about everything as we went to the pub and hit up a few parties. The excitement of it all.

I do have a problem though. She wants to leave him and go with me. She told me she loved me. I'm really not into that. I was doing this for the excitement and fun, and now I feel like I'm being dragged into a commitment. My dick is getting me into trouble.

---

you're a dumb faggot and i hope you die in a vehicular collision

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Anonymous

I do have a problem though. She wants to leave him and go with me. She told me she loved me. I'm really not into that. I was doing this for the excitement and fun, and now I feel like I'm being dragged into a commitment. My dick is getting me into trouble.

---

better make a ps thread about it

quit sticking your dick into her for starters

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Anonymous

OP: This is absolutely true. In fact, my friend/her husband was gone all weekend with the rest of the guys, and I opted out claiming lack of funds. Let me tell you, it has been a great weekend thus far.

He just got home, and we fucked on the bed. I was wondering if the wetspots were still all over the covers. He's too dumb and naive to smell the sex.

Earlier today, we went to see Shutter's Island. We were making out in the theatre and it just so happened to be two ladies from our workplace sitting a few rows behind us. It was extremely dark, so I don't think they know. I do think one friends knows. He might have saw us through the window as we were fooling around on the couch. I had to be all nonchalant about everything as we went to the pub and hit up a few parties. The excitement of it all.

I do have a problem though. She wants to leave him and go with me. She told me she loved me. I'm really not into that. I was doing this for the excitement and fun, and now I feel like I'm being dragged into a commitment. My dick is getting me into trouble.

---

DUDE YOU TOTALLY ARE THE CHAMPION OF FUCK HI FIVE BROSKI


also...

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by sycld

i had an affair with my best friend's dog.

she said she was neutered, but the bitch was lyin'....

---

...this is verifiably the best post itt.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by sycld

DUDE YOU TOTALLY ARE THE CHAMPION OF FUCK HI FIVE BROSKI


also...



...this is verifiably the best post itt.

---

Thanks. This shit was too good to pass up. We were on our way out of work today and he told me that she told him that she had the best weekend ever with me. And he was apologizing and saying he wasn't trying to mean anything by it. I told him all we did was go to Shutter's Island. Its so difficult to contain the joy I feel inside. I was even giving him advice on how to help with his marriage as we were walking to my car. He calls me brother and wants me to hang out with him back home or visit his dad up north. It is tremendously satisfying to get away with this. He's going to be gone all day tomorrow and it'll just be me and her.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by faesce

you're a dumb faggot and i hope you die in a vehicular collision

---

You should give it a try, dude(I'm going to assume your a dude who has probably been cheated on. I have been cheated on before and it hurt. But it is enlightening to be on the giving end. Now I know why I do it. It's almost like a drug. I don't know how this relationship would go if it weren't for the fact that we were doing it behind his back. I'm sure you've done drugs before(you don't have to say so) but the feeling glorious!)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by srsinternets

better make a ps thread about it

---

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by gina

quit sticking your dick into her for starters

---

I might have to, gina ;) Thanks for the advice.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Thanks.

---

i was being sarcastic.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Anonymous

He's going to be gone all day tomorrow and it'll just be me and her.

---

your stupid.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by sycld

i was being sarcastic.



your stupid.

---

You're a total douche.

At least sycld is capable of properly using parenthesis.

Also, if seven year olds were capable of committing and relishing in adultery this is how I imagine they would express it.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Anonymous

You're a total douche.

---

this post just confirms to me that your stupid.

i hope you enjoy having your brains blown out by your best friend if you keep this up.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Anonymous

You should give it a try, dude(I'm going to assume your a dude who has probably been cheated on. I have been cheated on before and it hurt. But it is enlightening to be on the giving end. Now I know why I do it. It's almost like a drug. I don't know how this relationship would go if it weren't for the fact that we were doing it behind his back. I'm sure you've done drugs before(you don't have to say so) but the feeling glorious!)

---

i wasn't calling you a faggot because of something you did that i have no problem with (morally i don't give a fuck, just drill the bitch in the ass and wipe it on your friend's socks for all i care)

i'm calling you a faggot because you're a faggot

just wanted to clear that up

thanks for clearing that up maesce

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Anonymous

It is tremendously satisfying to get away with this.

---

oh it's always good to know you're a complete sociopath good for you i hope your dick rots off

thread is unverified bs until you post pictures of her tits with 'cd' written on them in sharpie

assuming she has nice tits if they are a cups get her breast implants and then do the above

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by sponge

assuming she has nice tits if they are a cups

---

I believe you mean either "a cup" or "some cups."






...

sycld do not lecture people on matters of the breast.

Tits make gay men straight.

one of the cooks in my bush camp was gay. we had chicken one night, and i asked him for some of the breast, so he holds up a piece and says 'is this a breast? hey why are you laughing i don't know what a breast is!' good times

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by coqauvin

one of the cooks in my bush camp was gay. we had chicken one night, and i asked him for some of the breast, so he holds up a piece and says 'is this a breast? hey why are you laughing i don't know what a breast is!' good times

---

I hope you were on cocaine at that point.

YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT by the way did you know i am an oppressed indian drowning mysocietal depression in booze and dope just like every other indian in canada/america

The government owes you money. I'm sorry my redskineded brotha.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by coqauvin

YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT by the way did you know i am an oppressed indian drowning mysocietal depression in booze and dope just like every other indian in canada/america

---

I thought sycld was the depressed indian. And the only thing he's drowning in is pretentious food and double entendre.

No I think he's India Indian but anyway.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by coqauvin

YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT by the way did you know i am an oppressed indian drowning mysocietal depression in booze and dope just like every other indian in canada/america

---

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, yes i do.

also depression caused dropping out of high school etc.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by simonj

I thought sycld was the depressed indian. And the only thing he's drowning in is pretentious food and double entendre.

---

i'm the *points to forehead* indian, not the *taps "o"-shaped mouth with palm* indian.

I can't confront him. She wants me to tell him, but now I feel bad about being a dick since he never did anything terrible to me. We're going on a work trip for the next three weeks. She's been driving him crazy and not giving it up to him. I'm going to try to convince him to separate or cheat on her and make him feel bad. I got to finish packing up. I'll let you guys know how my affair goes when I get back.

A) you're a faggot
B) do us a favour and don't let us know how your affair went

prelude - we're talking about indians so shut the fuck up about this bullshit affair no one cares about.

issue 1 - feather is better than dot

issue 2 - sycld is faring worse emotionally than 95% of native americans

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by faesce

A) you're a faggot
B) do us a favour and don't let us know how your affair went

---

yo faesce we are in america there is no u in favor

that's because faesce doesn't do favours.

i don't do favours

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by coqauvin

prelude - we're talking about indians so shut the fuck up about this bullshit affair no one cares about.

issue 1 - feather is better than dot

---

Rebuttal 1) All Indians (and some "cracka-asses") that attend state dinners at the White House are REQUIRED to be bedotted. Any feathery Indians that attempt to attend shalll be plucked and thrown into the night where there will be much wailing and gnaashing of teeth.

SOURCE: http://www.whitehouse.gov/protocols.htm

Rebuttal 2) Number of third world, relatively improvised countries whose economies are growing thanks to US call centers and off-site software development owned by bedotted Injuns:1

Number of third world, relatively improvised countries whose economies are growing thanks to US call centers and off-site software development owned by feathery Injuns:0

Rebuttal 3) Average net worth of bedotted Injuns in the US and Canaja: Liek lots of milleons. Average net worth of feathry Indians in the US and Canabisa: Liek really little a JILLION ZEROZ w/o no number in frunt.

Rebuttal 4) Dottery Indeans dunt take drogs cause they wunt 2 be born beter in teh next life like hopping 2 b wite next tyme dey r born and not b born wurs liek be bborn as teh feathery injjuns.

Injuns r all leik "oh dude skan teh grate spirut an we all due drugs wif him" so dey becum woerms aftur.

Rebuttal 5) The Europeans decimated teh ineans with teh fathrs but won dey cam 2 dot india dot indias got MOER INIDAS

Quote:

---

issue 2 - sycld is faring worse emotionally than 95% of native americans

---

Rebuttal 6) nou

awful

nah it was pretty awesome 5/5 would read again.

n

this doesn't even sound like a good porno

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by sycld

Rebuttal 1) All Indians (and some "cracka-asses") that attend state dinners at the White House are REQUIRED to be bedotted. Any feathery Indians that attempt to attend shalll be plucked and thrown into the night where there will be much wailing and gnaashing of teeth.

SOURCE: http://www.whitehouse.gov/protocols.htm

Rebuttal 2) Number of third world, relatively improvised countries whose economies are growing thanks to US call centers and off-site software development owned by bedotted Injuns:1

Number of third world, relatively improvised countries whose economies are growing thanks to US call centers and off-site software development owned by feathery Injuns:0

Rebuttal 3) Average net worth of bedotted Injuns in the US and Canaja: Liek lots of milleons. Average net worth of feathry Indians in the US and Canabisa: Liek really little a JILLION ZEROZ w/o no number in frunt.

Rebuttal 4) Dottery Indeans dunt take drogs cause they wunt 2 be born beter in teh next life like hopping 2 b wite next tyme dey r born and not b born wurs liek be bborn as teh feathery injjuns.

Injuns r all leik "oh dude skan teh grate spirut an we all due drugs wif him" so dey becum woerms aftur.

Rebuttal 5) The Europeans decimated teh ineans with teh fathrs but won dey cam 2 dot india dot indias got MOER INIDAS

Rebuttal 6) nou

---

i concede all of your points

except 6

is this a Satori thread?

satori is more self deprecating

this thread reminds me of thegrey

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by sponge

this thread reminds me of thegrey

---

tgo was funnier than this

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars

tgo was funnier than this

---

nope

GOT'EM

Well, I'm helping her prepare for a divorce and she's making it clear that is the path she is persuing. He doesn't know that I'm in on this. He's trying everything but he just doesn't get it that it is over. To all of you hippocrates out there, here is an article from Dear Peggy on the statistics of affairs. He sent her a $200 edible bouquet and has been working out and improving his health, but it isn't helping. As soon as she left, I left and we had a quickie in automatic car wash parking lot in my car.


http://www.dearpeggy.com/affairs.html

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Dear Peggy Article

3. How Prevalent are Affairs?

Conservative estimates are that 60 percent of men and 40 percent of women will have an extramarital affair. These figures are even more significant when we consider the total number of marriages involved—since it's unlikely that all the men and women having affairs happen to be married to each other. If even half of the women having affairs (or 20 percent) are married to men not included in the 60 percent having affairs, then at least one partner will have an affair in approximately 80 percent of all marriages.

But we need to take a closer look at the statistics on affairs to determine what they can contribute to an understanding of our sexual patterns. While affairs happen in non-marital, "committed" relationships as well as within marriage, most of the statistics deal only with "extramarital" affairs. These statistics began with Kinsey's reports in the 1940's and early 1950's. Kinsey's samples included 5,000 men and showed that by age 40, 50 percent of the men had experienced extramarital sexual intercourse. Kinsey's original samples of 6,000 women showed that by age 40, 26 percent of the women had experienced extramarital sexual intercourse.

Later studies dealing exclusively with men indicate a continuous increase in the number of men having extramarital affairs. The increase for women having affairs has been even more significant. Some of the statistics, both for men and for women, are extremely high and legitimately debated, but many people question any statistics on extramarital affairs, arguing that statistics are unreliable and confusing and that no one knows precisely how prevalent affairs are. While there are slight differences in the estimates based on clinical studies and questionnaires, the bottom line is compelling in showing an extremely high (and rising) incidence of extramarital affairs.

Why it helps to know about the prevalence of affairs:
For the person who knows their spouse has had an affair and is still trying to understand why, acknowledging the prevalence of affairs in our society can help them put it in a more realistic perspective. Understanding just how many others face the same situation (regardless of who they are or who they're married to) can help break the sense of being so alone, isolated, or "singled out" for this experience. It can help overcome the feeling of "why me?"

People who have not yet faced this issue, either in their own lives or with their friends or family, would do well to start with a realistic picture of the frequency of affairs in society as a whole. It's not that the sheer frequency means it will happen to any specific person, but it does say a lot about the kind of support to expect from society for remaining monogamous vs. having affairs. We need to make a commitment to face the reality of affairs and address the issue in a more responsible way, both individually and as a society.

Bottom Line: Most of us expect monogamy to be a normal part of marriage or any committed relationship. The reality is that monogamy is not the norm.

---

So all of you whiners and complainers, you are probably one of those in the other percentages who didn't have one and was a victim of an affair because you are a sorry loser.

OP HERE HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

it's spelled "hypocrites," numbnuts

Oh man I'm watching the 'Telephone' video. It's like a really bad satire of product placement interspersed with babar's sexual fantasies.

(yeah, the actual topic of this thread has run its course - it's dead to me now so I'm hijacking it)

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
bananaphone

simonj it's funny that you said that because i was planning on ranting about it

You seriously should.

Well, we've been caught. Hrm. Definitely puts a wrench in things.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Well, we've been caught. Hrm. Definitely puts a wrench in things.

---

no rly?

gina you should vlog about douchebags bragging about fucking their best friend's significant others

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Well, we've been caught. Hrm. Definitely puts a wrench in things.

---

why should it matter if the husband knows, you've already posted this who ordeal for the internet to read

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by coqauvin

gina you should vlog about douchebags bragging about fucking their best friend's significant others

---

look for a booty shaking on youtube vrant soon

I love this woman. I want to be with this woman. I want to marry this woman.

Everyone knows. All our friends. Everyone at work knows all the way up to the big boss. They told me to stop at risk of my career.

I've lost all my friends at work, people at my job won't stop asking me about it, and I'm not suppose to make any contact with her or him at the risk of losing my job. I risk a lot more, but its worth it because I'm madly in love with this woman.

I picked her over my best friend. I picked her over everything.

We're sticking to our guns. We're still going for it. Even though he is still trying to get back with her and threatening her and making her cry and treating her like crap he still thinks he loves her. He's a brute. A crude macho-drunk garbage creature.

I will win and her heart will always be mine.

you sound like jay gatsby, but then, everything turned out just peachy for him

more like gay jatsby

pretty much

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Anonymous

I will win and her heart will always be mine.

---

sorry bro you already lost the game

she's got you by the balls

In the words of Dr. Gregory House, "You're an idiot"

i can't tell if we're in the throes of a troll toll (to get into the boy's soul) or if there's just one more big floppy douchebag pussywhipped idiot walkin around out there

troll

I thought that was established long ago

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by gina

i can't tell if we're in the throes of a troll toll (to get into the boy's soul) or if there's just one more big floppy douchebag pussywhipped idiot walkin around out there

---

sig'd

I loved living there. I loved it when he left for the night. I loved it when he went on vacation. She and I would take to the bed and throw ourselves into each other diving into the sheets. I love wood floors. That bed would glide across the room with each thrust. That night he opened the door, we moved the bed right in front of the bedroom door. He opened it and looked right at us. The adrenaline pumped even harder. I was ready for a fight. I looked at him, my dick looked at him, and I all I could say was," Sorry dude." He cried and ran away.

Surprisingly, he was very calm about it. He asked me if I could move out tomorrow. I was a nervous but I slept there for the night with a pair of steel scissors by my side. The next day, he took her out on a date and I moved out.

When we went to work, he told everyone. I was the top dog, the number one at my job, but now I was an outcast. All our friends sided with him. But guys are guys and they called me Smasher of the Year as much as I told them not to. I felt horrible. I didn't feel horrible for what I did, what we did to him, I just felt horrible from being away from her. I'm in the military, so adultery is a big deal. They tried to get me to confess, but I fought the law and lied and won. They had nothing on me. But he was able to get a military protective order put on me preventing me from talking to her, him, and staying away from that house for the next 90 days or else face military punitive and legal consequences.

No friends, an outcas at work, and no contact with her. I defied it all. I had friends all over the command. I had friends at home who sympathized with me. My boss helped me out in secret. She helped me believe to stay strong and to follow love. Fuck, she even made me watch the notebook.

My love and I are keeping in touch but in secret. I found ways to get around everything. I found ways for her and me to meet up. Afterall, the military doesn't watch what you do in your personal life unless you keep bringing it to the workplace. He can't stop me.

I believe in love. I love this woman. I am madly in love with this woman. She and I are working on the separation. My ex-best friend is spiraling into depression. I'm trying to remain strong.

I love a strong and independent woman, but it is a double-edged blade and I like what also cuts me. She does things I tell her I don't like, but I deal with it because the same is true in reverse. I feel that if I stay strong and have faith and hope and if I pray to God, our love will stay strong. If we were meant to be together, we will. I can only stay strong and keep fighting. Keep risking it all.

Thank you for all those who support me. Thank you. I'll keep you updated.

If this guy is a troll he's a dedicated one.

I didn't even read the last part. It's just become like a tv show that isn't worth watching anymore.


mod edit: added strikethrough (gwahir)

OP edit: Good one gwahir (simonj)

This thread has jumped the shark and won't be signed for a second season.

bump

my dick looked at him

"guys at first i was bragging about banging my best friend's girl because it's just so badass.

but now i love her and not even the military can take that away"

this is a shitty made-for-tv history channel movie

starring Sally Field

bump

oh come on, what happens next?

Infraction: inappropriate PS post. Thread closed.