Strangest text message you've ever recieved?

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10-15-2008, 03:57 AM
no_brains_no_worries

Strangest text message you've ever recieved?

Okay, so I just received my strangest text: "Hey, just letting you know I am on my rag. Yahoo!"

It was from one of my lady friends Lisa. Now, this might be a relevant if I had a chance of being the father of the baby she was stressing she might have, but I am not. In all the years I have known Lisa I have not once even attempted to do the deed with her. However, since I have known her since fifth grade, she is more open to telling me stuff that I really don't give a fuck about, including this text.

How the hell was I suppose to respond to this? "Gr8 job! LoL that waz scary?"

Anyway, what's the strangest text you've ever received?
10-15-2008, 07:48 AM
Atomic

Hey you wanna...?
Send this to X people and see all the crazy responses you get.

From my niece. She's 11 and fairly sheltered by my sister. I don't think she understood what she was forwarding.
10-15-2008, 08:06 AM
Nadia

This is funny because this morning I got a weird txt.

It said "go u losers. do ur stuff...u perverts. and go 2 sleep. nasty"

I really do not know what to make of it except to laugh. It sounds like a 12 year old.
10-15-2008, 08:40 AM
Kal El

Anything my mom sends me is just flat out weird.
10-15-2008, 08:44 AM
Nadia

I hate it when parents think they should text you. I know it must take my mom like an hour just to say something stupid. Usually her texts look like :
"Hello
____________Good moRning

Love Mom "

Bleh
10-15-2008, 08:52 AM
ozzy

Thats wat i say but then wat. wats after life and then wats it 4. the pursuit of happiness went away along with humanity. al thats left is the pursuit of humanity.
10-15-2008, 09:01 AM
Absolution

I hate it when people text you 'okay' or 'yeah'
10-15-2008, 09:38 AM
Kal El

I like how "weirdest texts" turn it to "I hate it when people text me__________." all of a sudden.
10-15-2008, 09:43 AM
Atmosfear

text messaging is for gays who can't bbm
10-15-2008, 09:51 AM
Absolution

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kal El

I like how "weirdest texts" turn it to "I hate it when people text me__________." all of a sudden.

yeah what are you gonna do about it poopface?
10-15-2008, 10:03 AM
dudeman

"lets go naked and braid our hair"

Got that from a (female) friend the other day.
10-15-2008, 10:19 AM
Tekk

I have to change phone numbers like every couple months, so I always get someone else's recycled number, which leads to random phone calls and texts. One of the numbers I had must have belonged to one of those real perverted guys. His friends kept sending me text pics of fat girls naked and shit. It was fucked up.

Of course it got real interesting when it went off in the middle of the night and the chick I'd be sleeping with would look at the text message.
10-15-2008, 10:22 AM
Kal El

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tekk

I have to change phone numbers like every couple months, so I always get someone else's recycled number, which leads to random phone calls and texts. One of the numbers I had must have belonged to one of those real perverted guys. His friends kept sending me text pics of fat girls naked and shit. It was fucked up.

Of course it got real interesting when it went off in the middle of the night and the chick I'd be sleeping with would look at the text message.

Which area do you live in? Luckily I live practically in Deadville so I never got a recycled number when I've changed my number.
10-15-2008, 11:14 AM
Cryptic

I have a friend who likes to send me the "quote of the day", which is some out of context comment made between him and somebody else that day which is supposed to be funny but almost never is. I'm sure it might have been - MIGHT have been - if I'd been there, but second hand it's just a waste of time and text.
10-15-2008, 11:46 AM
TheOriginalGrumpySpy

I regularly receive text messages from various numbers I don't know/have deleted that say they want to fuck.
10-15-2008, 12:02 PM
Anonymous D

My dad always sends me stupid jokes.

Most recently was this one.

"Man tell girlfriend "Cook something that reminds you of our love making!" She says "Minute rice and vienna sausage coming right up!"
10-15-2008, 01:01 PM
piranhas

I used to get texts of some black chick in various stages of undress.
10-15-2008, 06:33 PM
KT_

well this dude used to randomly send me pics of his cock

I think that's kinda weird
10-15-2008, 06:35 PM
Mr. E

"Did you get my plant?"

I have no idea what he was talking about.
10-15-2008, 06:47 PM
Oats

One time some coconut in the Polynesian islands text me by accident. I have no idea what they were saying since it was in gibberish.
10-15-2008, 06:55 PM
HopeYouDie

I got a txt yesterday of a smurf gettn a bj.. Wtf?!
10-15-2008, 07:17 PM
simonj

I have a few weird texts still on my phone. My friend Emily doesn't uses exclamations like a retard so I have this:
""simooooon!! im bored on th train n thers a scary blackman rubbing his leg on me?! i nearly ended up in bristol with hundreds of lads n i got escorted off by sumkinda riot police?!Come out on weds?! i promise I wont get as drunk?! thnk i owe u n jamie taxi money, dnt rmbr payin ne but dnt rmbr hardly nethin?! x x x"

Also, off a girl called Steph:
"Ki n i r havin lesbian sex, wana put that in ur novel?"

And according to my friend Jamie:
"The Volume switch on the BBC iplayer goes all the way up to 11"
10-15-2008, 07:34 PM
Janglez

Not really strange but funny: The 10th Annual Dick Sucking contest is Friday. We are asking that you not attend this year so someone else can win. Thanks Champ!
10-15-2008, 07:50 PM
Nadia

Quote:

Originally Posted by KT_

well this dude used to randomly send me pics of his cock

I think that's kinda weird

Was he from LWS?
10-15-2008, 09:41 PM
SneeBeezums

Just the letters "666"

Message didn't have a call back number either.
10-16-2008, 12:40 AM
piranhas

Quote:

Originally Posted by simonj

I have a few weird texts still on my phone. My friend Emily doesn't uses exclamations like a retard so I have this:
""simooooon!! im bored on th train n thers a scary blackman rubbing his leg on me?! i nearly ended up in bristol with hundreds of lads n i got escorted off by sumkinda riot police?!Come out on weds?! i promise I wont get as drunk?! thnk i owe u n jamie taxi money, dnt rmbr payin ne but dnt rmbr hardly nethin?! x x x"

Also, off a girl called Steph:
"Ki n i r havin lesbian sex, wana put that in ur novel?"

And according to my friend Jamie:
"The Volume switch on the BBC iplayer goes all the way up to 11"

Why didnt they just make ten louder?
10-16-2008, 12:44 AM
Infernus

Quote:

Originally Posted by KT_

well this dude used to randomly send me pics of his cock

I think that's kinda weird

sorry
10-16-2008, 12:45 AM
KT_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nadia

Was he from LWS?

lol no

friend of a friend
10-16-2008, 05:13 AM
Oats

Quote:

Originally Posted by SneeBeezums

Just the letters "666"

Message didn't have a call back number either.

Those, my good friend, are numbers.
10-16-2008, 07:16 AM
no_brains_no_worries

Quote:

Originally Posted by KT_

well this dude used to randomly send me pics of his cock

I think that's kinda weird

I can't but wonder if a guy would have gotten upset or weirded out by getting random pictures of boobs. Somehow, I think not.
10-16-2008, 07:20 AM
k1nk0s

I get pictures of gross things on my phone from various friends..its glorious.
Cocks, transvestites and many others.
A few days ago I got some nice lesbian video..so I was happy about that one.
10-16-2008, 07:30 AM
MalReynolds

The other day I got one that just said

meow

from one of my friends.
10-16-2008, 12:06 PM
simonj

Quote:

Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries

I can't but wonder if a guy would have gotten upset or weirded out by getting random pictures of boobs. Somehow, I think not.

But if I received random pictures of a girls furry taco then I may be less pleased. Especially if it looked like that girl from the 'revenge' site posted in Flames.

Quote:

Originally Posted by piranhas

Why didnt they just make ten louder?

It goes up to 11...
10-16-2008, 01:07 PM
Atomic

Indeed. The others only go to 10. Ours go to 11. Ours are one louder.
10-16-2008, 02:54 PM
Woofness

I have been sent many a peculiar text in my time. here are a few;

"We need you to draw us a cartoon of a gannet with a bandaged head and swimming goggles, sitting on a basking shark with a red squirrel throwing stones! xx"

"Me and your cats are playing a few rounds of hold 'em with a bottle of JD's if you'd care to join us x"

"Im in bed, there is a tramp, with an honest face, a dog, a bottle of vodka"

also

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. E

"Did you get my plant?"

I have no idea what he was talking about.

lol
10-18-2008, 01:26 AM
entrz

strangest text message ever, sitting at this girls house I'm getting involved with, with her and my best friend. my friend sends me a text.

"Dude I didn't recognize her at first but thats the girl i lost my virginity to when i was shitfaced at a party last year"

awkwardness ensues.
10-18-2008, 02:19 AM
no_brains_no_worries

Quote:

Originally Posted by entrz

strangest text message ever, sitting at this girls house I'm getting involved with, with her and my best friend. my friend sends me a text.

"Dude I didn't recognize her at first but thats the girl i lost my virginity to when i was shitfaced at a party last year"

awkwardness ensues.

How is that awkward? Didn't that ensure you'd get some play?
10-18-2008, 09:55 AM
Icarus

I had some random guy text me sometime after I switched to AT&T and at first I thought I knew who it was. Then it turns out it was just some weirdo from Wisconsin.
10-20-2008, 11:15 AM
crispy

random one...from like i dunno, a year or 2 ago...
i thought it worthy of a screenshot, i think i have more, but i'm not sure

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i3...reenshot-2.jpg
10-20-2008, 12:21 PM
Kal El

My mom texted me "bad hair day" at random. I never know what she's on about.
10-20-2008, 12:25 PM
simonj

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kal El

My mom texted me "bad hair day" at random. I never know what she's on about.

Your hair looks like shit.
10-20-2008, 12:27 PM
Kal El

Quote:

Originally Posted by simonj

Your hair looks like shit.

Well.. I buzzed it all off a few days ago so that wouldn't make much sense.
10-20-2008, 06:17 PM
Atomic

Or it makes perfect sense.
10-21-2008, 07:17 AM
Echobeat

From my Oldest friend.

"Why didnt you come over? What a waste!"

I had made no plans to meet him whatsoever. I never found out what it was that was a waste.

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