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Yeah, so, its my last day of school in 3 days and my year group seriously sucks at thinking up pranks.
So far all we've got planned is a sinchronised dance in the main school building...which I can see as failing.
Just wondering if you guys have had any experience in the like, or if you know of anything.
The only flaw to our school is that if you get caught doing any sick last day pranks you get banned from prom, which sucks...
But please help me out with this guys, I want ideas!!!
buy a bunch of chickens and let them go in your school.
We released 5 goats into our courtyard.
The class before us stole all the clocks from every room.
The class before that had everyone park in a gian circle in the parking lot so no one could park there and they had barbecueing and a football game.
The class before that stole a cop car after graffiting the side of the school and after running from the cops for a block the kid driving pulled over and jumped off a bridge 70 feet into a river where he broke both his legs and almost drowned.
Dude where do you live, Compton?
Umm actually I went to high school in a smallish town in rural michigan.
Two years ago, some guys brought 3 sheep into the school tagged them 1,2 and 4
It was a bit of a cliché, but it was bloody hilarious
The only other thing I can think of is me and a couple of my friends who had the same Economics class senior year told our Econ teacher one day that we were going to the bathroom, but then we just went outside and started grilling burgers right outside the window where the rest of the class could see us while they were taking a test. Not really a prank, but it was fun. The cop stationed at our school got really pissed though when she saw us.
My school did absolutely no pranks as far as I can remember. Which is surprising because on the last day assembly the head made a long passionate speech which culminated in him literally telling us to fuck off and do what we want. all this resulted in was the odd kid smoking in class and a few more just not turning up.
Now I really wish we'd have had some livestock.
Smoek a blunt
Oh, we will beQuote:
Originally Posted by Anonymous D
get a prostitute to sit under the podium at graduation to suck the principal's dick.
thank you police academy.
are you going to uni or shall you stay in the glamorous world of fast food restaurant science
did you have a darth maul avatar on lws
i think that the senior class at my HS did something one year with the fetal pigs they dissected in anatomy class.
watQuote:
Originally Posted by Shinysides
gta is srs shit when coupled with evasion not to mention it wuz a pigmobile
wut hapnd to him?
Omg yes!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mang
kid went to jail after his broken legs healed I think, I'll be honest, the stunt was remarkable, the kid was not. I don't even remember his name. I think it was Kevin? or maybe Steve.Quote:
Originally Posted by faesce
but I mean he got charged with gta, I think assaulting a police officer and im sure a slew of other charges.
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social crimes are perhaps the worst thing everQuote:
Originally Posted by Shinysides
fuckin knew itQuote:
Originally Posted by dolanlj
I'm just gonna have to assume you recognised the name and not the quality of my postsQuote:
Originally Posted by Mang
:)
Stay. Refuse to leave, collectively. Select a representative to inform the faculty that they have done an insufficient in preparing your class for life and you all require extended schooling. Get news coverage, somehow, as much as you can. Milk it as best you can. You've 3 days, so start spreading the word, and preparing speeches. Get everything in order, leave no stone unturned. If you're to be taken seriously, you've to first take yourselves and your endeavors seriously. Engage in negotiations with those in charge and do not budge from your starting position. Leave the school in a position of having to either forcibly remove you from campus, thus indirectly admitting that they have not done their job, or make them publicly admit failure. Finally, when all is said and done, have your class representative tell the media that in the time it's been since you all refused to leave, you learned more about life than in all your years of formal education. Then, leave, en masse, quietly, with a smirk on your face and a skip in your step knowing that you played a part in disrupting the status quo and influencing people to think about things differently, if only for a while.
Oh yeah, I totally forgot that my senior class also decided that during final period we were going to storm the pool and have a massive pool party. Then the principals and several cops stopped us so we all sat in the middle of the hallway refusing to leave until a giant water pipe exploded in a different hallway and then we went out to the football field and sat in the bleachers with the rest of the school because they had to evacuate the school. We found out later that the pipe burst because one of the seniors had started a fire in the bathroom and the sprinklers started to go, but soon after the pipe burst from strain I guess. Faculty was not happy with us.
oh man this brings back memoriesQuote:
Originally Posted by Anonymous D
and for the record it is "smoek a blut"
also as a joke you or one of your friends should ride a bike in front of the principals car. Since he's going to be in a huge rush trying to get in to the school hell will write you a check for the cost of the bike, but inevitably he will forget to write down an amount! Once you realize this take out millions of dollars from his account, buy a mansion full of super cool toys, get in trouble with russian gangsters and then when everything seems to be falling apart your parents will come and save the day.
paycheck? blank check?Quote:
Originally Posted by jared
what was that movie called.
OMG BLANK CHECK!
It had Tone Loc in it (lol, Tone Loc)
blank check baby
This is the best idea so far.Quote:
Originally Posted by Four
My graduating class did not do a school prank, because we had a brand new school our senior year. Some kids vandalized it and so they said if any senior pranks got pulled we would not have prom or our senior trip.
Two years before I graduated some people broke into the school, poured syrup all over the hallways and dumped mothballs and live grasshoppers on top of it. That was an amusing morning. I think I almost lost my shoe stuck to the floor three times.
ahhh such a good movie, I don't even care.
Well today was my penultimate last day and we did do some stuff.
We went to every class in the school to get their paper recycling bags, then we emptied them all into the head teachers office.
Then we put cellophane over the toilets.
Them we used a glue-gun to stick coins to the floor, pens to the ceiling and a can to the wall
Then we turned every poster on the walls upside down...
Altogether it was all pretty lulzy
I don't know what my class did because I got expelled, but the class before that didn't do anything, and the class before that took some giant rock that had some meaning to the school and put it at the bottom of the pool, and before that they put fish in the vents and checked all the lockers to see if anyone left their lock on preset and put fish in there.
I'm going to go ahead and say that the whole turning posters upside down is pretty damn unlulzy.Quote:
Originally Posted by dolanlj
Don't go
I loved in blank check how he had his own waterslide that went from the office to the pool.
I think when I watched Blank Check the part I wanted most was his giant virtual reality video game room with all the TV's. And I thought his fat assistant friend was funny.
http://terraserver-usa.com/tile.ashx...1&y=24501&z=16
An image of my school from 40,000 feet.
Go ahead, look again.
Ahahah that's a pretty awesome school
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Originally Posted by DaiTengu
I dont get it
Class of '92 did it.Quote:
Originally Posted by WellAdjusted
I think the class of 2000 repainted it again.
edit: also, from what I can tell, it's no longer there :(
oh :(
You should go repaint it!!!
You should definitely repaint it. Leave a tradition for later generations.
I see it now :)
it's a smiley face on top.
All my class did was get a wrecked car from a junkyard and then somehow impale it on the flagpole, then they all parked their cars on the front lawn of the school. lame.
That's actually quite impressive...Quote:
Originally Posted by AWESOME
Here's a pic of it.
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g3...impaledcar.jpg
Nothing special really.
You're right, that isn't anything special. It looks like they just opened the door to the car and shoved it up against the flagpole. When you said impaled I pictured a car with a flag pole going directly through it. Pictar does not deliver.
Still quite funny though...
Even though...
Impaled my arse...
Pull clingfilm tightly over the toilets, but under the toilet seat.
Next time someone goes for a piss, it will bounce off in everywhich direction.
If they're having a shit, it's just going to be plain messy.
We've found the main internet switchboard for the main school building and we're planning to cut all the cables... meaning they'd need to run new ones throughout the entire building.
We've also got swine flu quarantine posters which will mysteriously appear around the school and village.
One teacher is a complete neat freak, we're going to "reorganise" his classroom.
Anyone got any other good ideas?
I really don't recommend doing this as this is the kind of thing where if you get caught, you get expelled and have criminal vandalism charges brought against you. Plus, it's not really funny so much as malicious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jonse
I agree. There's a difference between a prank that will maybe get you a lecture from the principal and a crime that's going to give you serious fines and police trouble.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shinysides
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Originally Posted by ViciousMentality
How about just unplugging it? Because that whole criminal damage thing is something we'd considered. And it'd probably take them a few hours to check it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Shinysides
Try stealing an important cable or router or something and hiding it. Something they wouldn't be able to replace immediately, preferably expensive. then send a note which cryptically describes where it is.
This isn't very classy but damn were they pissed! We put peanut butter under all the door handles of the staff's vehicles. Very hard to get out from under there.
No, not classy at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fectual~
http://www.seanobrien.org/images/tel...eclassyjim.jpg
HOLY SHITQuote:
Originally Posted by Shinysides
Our senior prank was fairly tame, honestly. A ton of us snuck on campus and drew/wrote on the sidewalk with chalk. We didn't write anything vulgar since we knew that the principal was a fucking dick about senior pranks.
tits
We were all called the next day (seniors were out of school) and told that if we would not be able to participate in the graduation ceremony if we didn't clean it up. Honestly, this shit could have been cleaned up with a light rain, but we did it anyway. It took all of five minutes to clean up.
This years seniors apparently didn't do anything. Go figure.
So far we've done the following.
Monday Night - Put up posters saying that Swine Flu had been detected in the area. Taken down by 8.20am the next morning. Announcements were made explaining that the school didn't really have swine flu and that the posters would be put back up if it was detected.
Tuesday Night - Moved all the benches into massive puddles on the rugby pitches in a position where people could sit and chat... albeit with wet ankles. Took half an hour to move back.
Wednesday Night - The name plates from each building around the school were swapped around. The "Head's Residence" became "Home Economics" and the school chapel became the "Science Block". Amongst others. Big stink when discovered, apparently those signs cost £8000 to have made and when they couldn't find a couple they kicked off. One hour to do, four hours to put right.
Tonight - No idea. I'm not on the boarding house. Hoping for something fantastic when I go in tomorrow morning.
Tomorrow - Internet is disabled. Water fight. "Leavers '09" Flag flown from the flagpoles. Chaos.
heh, cute. you should rotate the picture so it's more obvious.Quote:
Originally Posted by DaiTengu
dong tango is one of those large white blobs in the parking lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by dolanlj
I thought he was the Smiley Face looking towards the heavensQuote:
Originally Posted by sycld
I heard that a few years ago at my school some kid found a way to get into the ventilation system, so he put some pot in there and the whole school reeked of marijuana. Also one kid opened a few bottles of milk, taped them to the bottom of the table for a week, then at the end of the week poured them in the vents and the whole cafeteria fucking reeked of spoiled milk.
some kid was talking about streaking in the courtyard last year but never did it...pussy. Also some kid let loose like 5 tarantulas in the school one year. Some kid changed the digital scrolling sign in the front of the school to say "suck my balls." A lot of crazy stuff happens at schools. Not really crazy, just funny.
Why would someone waste enough weed to make the whole school smell?
Seems like a waste to me...
I thought he had been knocked on his back and tied to the ground and that smiley face had been painted on his hyuuge stomach.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars
Dai Tengu seems to remind me of Gulliver in Lilliput.