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I need to know of some good dorm pranks.
I DO NOT WANT
Pranks involving:
Nakedness
Shit/Piss/Puke/anything from the body
Permanent Damage
or anything else stupid
Just something that is funny and easy to do. It is against girls so it doesn't have to be that complicated.
If they have a car, fill it with foam pieces - like the ones you have when you receive a package.
If you can sneak into their dorm room, cover everything they have with Porn. I've seen this done. Just buy some porn mags, rip out the pages, and completely cover the walls and furniture with it. Its funniest if you buy ridiculous porn magazines. Bondage, midget porn, etc.
Penny their door shut.
How would this work?Quote:
Originally Posted by sasquash
Put a penny between the door hinge and wall and it would prevent them from opening the door.
Well, first, strip them down naked and throw a bucket of Shiit/Piss/Puke or anything from the body on them, and them permanently damage their face by.... oh wait, this is what you DIDN'T want.
Well... fill their bathroom with shaving cream, use plastic wrap outside the door to build a barrier and just pump it full of the foam. Although you might want to get some kind of wholesale deal, it will take a lot.
Staple a sheet over their door frame and fill it with crumpled paper.
Replace everything in their room with a cardboard version.
http://www.prankmike.com/pranks/index.php?id=1
Find a guy who builds powerlines.. you know kind of like me. Have sex with him so he'll give you some poly set. At least 1 box should work but I expect to see you at least once a week as you'll want to do this prank a lot. Get the poly crete and mix it and pour it in their car/toilet/shoes/bookcase...
Similar to what someone said, you wedge a penny between their closed door and its jam on the outside of the door. In principle, this pushes the door latch against the strikeplate so hard that they can't turn the knob, and can't get in/out of their room. In practice, you may need a small stack of pennies to generate enough pressure. I've glued several pennies together to make a single larger thing to wedge in the door.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
NOTE: THIS IS A PRETTY SERIOUS FIRE HAZARD IF ANYONE IS IN THE ROOM WHEN YOU DO IT. Not likely to be an issue, but if someone burns to death because of your silly pranks, don't blame me. It also means you need to make sure that nobody catches you doing it.
Alternately, you can just go into their room with some elmers, and glue their stuff (staplers, mugs, etc.) to their desk where they lie. Or glue their desk chairs to the floor.
Edit: Oddly enough, there isn't much in the way of instructional videos for this on youtube.
Punch them in the dick.
if you have hardwood floor, butter their floor and make then rush out their bedroom or something
Thats what I was gonna say.Quote:
Originally Posted by Infernus
The cardboard one is pretty good or can do it's bastard stepchild and cover everything with sticky notes.
Put their panties in the sock drawer and their socks in their bra drawer!
Then where do the bras go?:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Atomic
On the bra banner stretched the length of the dorm from outside window to outside window.Quote:
Originally Posted by coldfyre
When I was in the dorm the penny jamb thing was great. Also depending on how the doors open, lean a huge trash can full of water on thier door, knock, and listen to the screaming. For a bonus effect ice the water first.
Get post it notes and post it to each object of the victim with their name on it.
You need some time and male friends for this one, but I've seen this one exectuted just recently and it was amazing.
All you do is replace their clothes, furniture, posters, etc with similar items borrowed from your male friends. Bras are out of course, you just take those, but you replace their undies with whatever you guy friends wear. Same with clothes. ALL clothes...shirts, pants, socks, shoes, everything.
The poster/decoration thing can go etiher way. If you leave up anything they have, there will be a little lag time before they realize that some shit has been done. If you switch it, you'll get to watch the mayhem as they think they're in the wrong room and try to process what the deal is once they realize they're not.
In the version I witnessed, the decorations were switched and the girls who were victims actually went down to the CA crying and pissed because they thought they had been moved out of their room and it had been given to someone else.
Get a big roll or shrink wrap, or some saran wrap if you cant find any, and wrap EVERYTHING in the room. Maybe wrap their car too.
We have done this before and its always awesome.
Shit in their pillow cases.
Invisible Rope Trick
or packing peanutsQuote:
Originally Posted by piranhas
But this is a good one
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...1126071237.jpg
Here is a full size PU all covered in shrink wrap I got to see at work one day.
2 kms of shrink wrap.Quote:
Originally Posted by magking1971
pics
That's like a yard in real measurement right?
A friend of mine had his whole dorm room wrapped in newspaper - the door, all of his personal effects, the bed, everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anonymous d
Took him two weeks to unwrap.
Take a screenshot of the desktop and then use that as wallpaper and remove the icons. Laugh as they click on the icons.
I can't do anything that poses a fire hazard because we had 3 fires last week in the dorms and now they are like really pushing down on that stuff.
Saran wrap would be great-- if they didn't do it to us first :(.
I might try the penny one-- gimme more ideas!! :heart:
and Oats hun, most girls do not have dicks!
I've done this its pretty funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atomic
You could also take a wallpaper sized pic of a broken monitor put it as their background, unlplug mouse and keyboard and laugh. Only works on desktops
n00bz.
Materials:
cardboard box.
dog food/bird seed
duct tape
victim
Alright.
Get a big card board box. Cut the sides to where it can lay flat, long ways. It should be at least 3-4 feet long when flat.
Stand the card board up to it makes a small "wall" in front of the door. But it has to "wrap around" the door so you can put the dog food between the cardboard and the door.
Duct tape the bottom of the cardboard to the floor, and the ends to the wall beside the door.
Poor at LEAST 20lbs of dog food in the little "box" you've created. Knock on the person door. And just stand there. No, don't run. They can't do anything if you stand there. I mean seriously, they will know who did it anyways. Might as well watch them cringe at the sight of 20 lbs of dogfood flying in their room.
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I did that in one of my computer class in high school, and they said they had to reformat the computer to get it to work right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atomic
I lol'd pretty hard.
I once copy and pasted this kid's desktop with recycle bin icons until it filled his screen; renamed all his icons and folders to recycle bin and changed all the icons and folders' icons to the recycle bin icon; then screenshot the whole thing and set is as his background.Quote:
Originally Posted by Default User
The kid was brash and shift-deleted everything off his desktop, which included his homework. He was pretty pissy for the rest of the day.
9th grade my school had a picture of the school as their background. I went in paint edited it and colored around messed around put stick figures and shit in it, nothing too bad. well it saved as the background and changed it to my cool new edited one, and my teacher saw and sent me to the principals(lol) where i sat for 2 hours and then she just laughed at it said it was a dumb thing but she had to punish me and gave me a week of after school detention.Quote:
Originally Posted by Default User
fucking gay
Well, what kind of thing(s) are you looking for? In what way have the suggestions so far been lacking? Give us some feedback.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
I once stacked empty soda cans floor to ceiling in front of a professor's door. It's harder than it sounds - there was a draft coming out from under his door, and I had to tape some of the cans in place so the whole thing didn't get blown over. I also had to drink an awful lot of soda first.
Nobody in their right mind would hear all of that shit hitting their door and not open it to see what is going on, so you'd have to pour it really quickly.Quote:
Originally Posted by bananallama!
Well the taping could be done silently then get about 4 friends and yourself to pour sacks at the same time then run or stand there.Quote:
Originally Posted by farva
Oh that sucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
Sure sticking their door shut won't trap them in during a fire.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
Prove this by postin nudez.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
N00dz d00d
put clear tape over the optical lens of their mice
it keeps the mouse from working
I don't know what I want to do, I am just looking for something that catches my eye.Quote:
Well, what kind of thing(s) are you looking for? In what way have the suggestions so far been lacking? Give us some feedback.
I once stacked empty soda cans floor to ceiling in front of a professor's door. It's harder than it sounds - there was a draft coming out from under his door, and I had to tape some of the cans in place so the whole thing didn't get blown over. I also had to drink an awful lot of soda first.
I just want to do something that doesn't cause damage or will get me into trouble and that I can laugh at them and be like "haha", yeah it is lame but whatever.
I might do the stacking with cans or bottles outside their door so it all falls in their room and then they have to clean it up... and it is not hard to get either cans or bottles so I might try this one out.
Cover their floor with cups full of water (or something else) so theres no room to walk or stand without knocking the cups over.
Put one of their frequently used items in a jello mold.
No I did not steal this idea its totally original.
But then they could just play the ground is lava!Quote:
Originally Posted by Default User
i loved that gameQuote:
Originally Posted by Oats
Okay so far the best ones are:
The wrapping paper and foam peanuts at the door.
The dog food at the door.
Cups of water.
Garbage can full of water leaning against the door. (Possibly stupid because of having to fill a garbage can with water but I'll give it a runners up.)
Saving the best for last. Having sex with a lineman.
Put a bunch of crack in their cupboards/cookie jars and call the cops on them.
Here's my favorite prank:
Get the photo of a beautiful girl and send it to your friend pretending to be her and offering him a BJ, telling him that you're going to do it through a gloryhole. Then when he pops it through, YOU suck on it instead hahaha...
Oh wait this isn't going to work.
Shoot them and then be like "AHA I SO FUCKING GOT YOU!!"
Is that a good one?
Buy a thing of foamy shaving cream (dollar store) and get one of those rectangular tan envelopes and fill it with shaving cream, then slide the open part of the envelope under the door and slam a book down on top of the shaving cream and it will shoot all the shaving cream out of the envelope under the door into the room.
Fuck their cat with a stick and it will never walk correctly again.
...I just made myself sad :(
LOL, IT"S EBOLA!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ebola
holy shit lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Ebola
If they drive put peanut butter on the underside of the driver's side door handle.. That's always fun and rather harmless..Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia