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yes
Yes but only if you are gonna suck his dick
It's just plain weird if you don't know him or you're not part of a community where you come together at a set place (like the TCG store) regularly.
Jeez why is all about sex with you satori?
he just wants you to suck his dick
Why are you not dead yet?
Satori should star in a sitcom called "Stranger Danger" where she meets a new random person off the internet each week and asks other random strangers for their opinion on if she should meet them or not
i'd watch it
you already are watching it
but i want the visual version
I don't think it would be a sitcom but porn.
you won't be leaving either
Satori every girl I have played magic with has sucked my dick so he will be expecting that
Atmosfear: batting undefined
satori you should play a shivan dragon
and by play i mean suck
and by shivan dragon i mean dick
and by a i mean his
Satori after you play a shivan dragon you should be a serra angel and play with his ball lightning.
No person who has played magic gas had their Dick sucked.
This is false.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atomic
Also, the answer is:
If someone ever asks you to play Magic, always say yes.
I am awaiting news on satori's MTG excursion with baited breath.
INDUBITABLY, YES
He wants to meat you?
That's it for this week's episode of Stranger Danger, tune in next week when Satori goes out with friends for New Year's eve and decides to catch a ride home
I'm disappointed that he didn't try to seduce you
This show jumped the sharkQuote:
Originally Posted by Rick Scarf
Definitely yes. Then lose on purpose and see where it goes from there.
for 50 dollars i will whisper what cards to play in your ear
I never got good at magic because when I played with my friends we were more interested in epic multi-hour games than we were in actually winning.
satori if you send me boobie pics and a few bucks I will send you a large box (small moving box size, not like a deck box, i have a shitload of them) of older magic cards
Deal!
anybody but daitengu
Yes of course they have to be your boobs
guys can anyone here imagine what playing strip magic with satori would be like?
tapping a lot of special lands if you know what i meanQuote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
Yes, based on a picture of her eye and half a lip I can vividly imagine any scenario with Satori.Quote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
If you had to remove an article of clothing every time you lost a life I would mana burn the shit out f myself so satori would have to suck my dick
no no no i mean she's gonna talk irl how she talks here
it's going to be so aspie and awkward
not to mention the removal of clothing and clear sexual tension
NOT TO MENTION MANA BURN WAS REMOVED FROM THE GAME
game over
wait
what kind of dork uses magic the gathering cards as a gateway to dick sucking
sorry but those two things don't really go hand in hand
or dick in mouth for that matter
anyway how the hell do you play magic the gathering
Upvote for being a person who doesn't know either.
I swear you guys are freaking dorks.
well gina first you put your dick in your opponent's mouth and then ???? then finally, profit.
I once saw some people playing magic, although thinking about it they might have been playing pokemon........ or warhammer.......... or beyblades.
SOMETHING FUCKING NERDY ANYHOW
I'd play magic if I didn't already have an expensive nerd hobby
CD is my nerd hobby.
I wouldn't play magic if you paid me