It's true.
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It's true.
do you want help finding a guy
isn't the message obvious you're going to have to sit on a dick
start small
sitting on lap =/= sitting on dick
satori go out and fuck somebody, anybody
could be a ladyboy, it don't matter
playing mtg with a guy counts as sex fyi
It's not any of their business, if it bothers you enough, let them know. You could say that men are just a hassle and none of them could compare to the "Ultima Gusher 5000 PSX Limited Edition Plus" dildo you have(whether you even have one or not).
Show us a picture, I could help you get laid, depending on how far from Nashville you live(1000+ miles is a no go).
Also the amount of alcohol needed.
I just broke up with my girlfriend, so I could use a bucket(lol)
i changed my mind, go out and buy 50 cats
dress them up in little sweaters with cat ears on them
I thought the normal age to lose you virginity was 16.
Anyway, serious answer, if you tell them that this sexual talk is bothering you and you want them to stop but they don't, you can complain to your boss about sexual harassment (I'm assuming that's illegal in Canada). In the US even non-explicit talk, such as whether you're a virgin or not, can be considered sexual harassment if it make someone feel uncomfortable.
well in Ontario it's more frowned upon than illegal but I don't know about alberta.
well in alberta it's illegal not to sexually harass so
20-23 is normal for first sechsin? I guess here in 'Merica, we do things early. I lost my virginity at 14. But that's why we have teenage mommies around here.
Um yeah right vengefulscars, remember, for a girl to have sex with you, you'd have to... you know... convince a girl to have sex with you.
convincing= roofie in drink
you were pals with scarf around that time, weren't you?
if you like roofie coladas
dl is a virgin by choice.
It's not his choice
Sterilize a blade by running a flame over it.
Cut out the remains of your hymen.
Present your vagina to all that will see to prove your unvirginal status.
SE is a fake. Everyone wants to see a picture of her, but she Digorno's all over the fucking place.
Satori is solely responsible for more interesting content on this forum than the rest of you combined.
just go have sex for fucks sake
maesce uncovered the truth a few months ago, i'll search for the thread later
Don't bother. Thread was lost when daitengu got drunk on fermented cheeseburgers and couldn't find a chair
I once got into trouble with some russians and had to marry an immigrant friend of theirs to pay back what they though I owed them. My life would have been a black comedy sitcom if that went through. True story though. I think that can be put down as slightly more interesting story than being a virgin.
Do tell
I would if the details couldn't get me into trouble with the law. Nothing bad though, promise.
Nick, you are going to have to come with us.
Oh god....please don't do a cavity search.
Why do people keep treating this troll like a real person?
Hey Satori, shove some Funyuns in your vagina. Better than cock anyday!
Why would the clandestine services be involved anyways
daneen
i am a 22 year old virgin
You wish
correct because i am still 21
21 yo virgin
Show me the proof.
incoming MaescePaint ID
nothing pops when a guy loses his virginity
Except when he looses his butt virginity... Nothing poops.
I'm thoroughly confused with Satori. although she sounds like a gimmick (an awesome, delicious gimmick!), the IP addresses don't match up to anyone else on this forum. not even remotely.
(no proxies were harmed in the checking of this information. and by harmed, I mean used.)
it's because she's not a gimmick
or if she is, it's a scale of brilliance far beyond any mortal man
she doesn't have a random gimmick? So not a proxy I guess... maybe she's an account someone uses when she goes out of town/state....
that's fuckin dedication....wait what the fuck are points
I'm about 75% certain Satori is a real person.
there's still room for error though
After further review, I am now 100% certain Satori is a real person, independent of everyone else on this forum.
I'm 25% certain you are 75% full of shit about being 100% certain about Satorie being for realz
you guys are such ignorami
have you never talked to an autistic person before? people who think a little slower than you? people who take everything at face value?
Yes, but it's more fun to think that it's not real than to think it's real and lose all hope in humanity.
This is like God. I see "proof" but it is not conclusive. Dai Tengu, give me SMod powers for a day so I can see her IPs
That's about as likely as Atmosphere writing you a love song.
you apparently don't know Atmosfear as well as I do
oh
damn, maesce, dang
maesce. I don't know if that's really Satorie, but I'm waiting for my friendship request to be accepted
also, I'm not translating and reading that. gimme a TL:DR version
tl;dr hitler
and remove your friend request. stop being obvious guys. i posted this for informational purposes only.
"This page is in [German] Would you like to translate it? [Translate] [Nope]
when you translate the word "German" to english it translates it to the german word for german. (Deutsch)
pretty sure we have now officially chased satori off from this forum.
She always comes back. Her internet connection isn't steady.
I'm told she's p. upset about the facebook thing.
shrug
[Always translate German]
edit that out and apologize
Nein.
if I knew how to take my request off, I might think about it but, effort.
I want her to be my fucking friend!
Well this thread looks odd now that Satori's gone through and deleted a ton of her posts.
What an odd person.
faesce, you ran off Satori. :mad:
I just went through her post history. she deleted about 90% of her posts on the forum.
Edit: and her facebook page.
Just now or over time?
Well, that's a bang up job on not chasing posters away.
gosh darn it, maesce, egads
I guess we can talk to her on the Dinosaur Fetus Forum.
what did we do? I feel bad now
I friend requested that slut.
Wanted some autistic pussy
she had a facebook!?!?
edit: fuuuuuck how did i miss this thread.
so did anyone save any pictures from her facebook?
would you like my paypal address?
this is the closest thing we have to drama
next to #occupycd
and we scared her off.
:(