What happens when you put 5 emos in a room?

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11-27-2008, 07:29 PM
paulyt

What happens when you put 5 emos in a room?

One of them will eventually commit suicide because they won't have a corner to cry in
11-27-2008, 07:39 PM
Pepsi

What if they're in a room with a closet? This room I'm in has 6 corners.

Or...what if they're in the Pentagon?
11-27-2008, 07:39 PM
paulyt

They're not.
11-27-2008, 07:59 PM
BLMWolby

Actually, I'm pretty sure one of the emos in the corner would kill themselves once they realize that the 5th emo isn't giving them enough attention. The lucky 5th one will then drag the body to the side, sit down, and write long diatribes about the smell of a fresh corpse.
11-27-2008, 08:24 PM
Pepsi

Quote:

Originally Posted by paulyt

They're not.

7 corners?

You never specified the dimensions of the room.
11-27-2008, 09:34 PM
Vengeful Scars

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLMWolby

Actually, I'm pretty sure one of the emos in the corner would kill themselves once they realize that the 5th emo isn't giving them enough attention. The lucky 5th one will then drag the body to the side, sit down, and write long diatribes about the smell of a fresh corpse.

Emo and Goth are different.

He'd write poetry about how his BFFE just killed himself
11-27-2008, 09:37 PM
BLMWolby

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars

Emo and Goth are different.

Sorry, i forgot about that episode of South Park
11-27-2008, 09:38 PM
Pepsi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars

Emo and Goth are different.

He'd write poetry about how his BFFE just killed himself

What's the E for?

Please don't say you made Best Friend Forever into Best Friend ForEver.
11-27-2008, 09:49 PM
Vengeful Scars

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepsi

What's the E for?

Please don't say you made Best Friend Forever into Best Friend ForEver.

Oh shit... I'm sorry I didn't know the correct abbreviation for Best Friends Forevar... I'm going to hang my head in shame.

Lol but srsly, if you're a straight man you shouldn't know it either.
11-27-2008, 09:55 PM
paulyt

Vengeful scars let's be BFFs
11-27-2008, 09:56 PM
BLMWolby

Well, haven't you ever seen a cellphone commercial? IDK my BFF Jill....
11-27-2008, 10:28 PM
HopeYouDie

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLMWolby

Well, haven't you ever seen a cellphone commercial? IDK my BFF Jill....

Haha that's a funny commercial. Emo's are just a waste of oxygen imho.
11-27-2008, 10:47 PM
Lewis

What if the room was in space? Then they could make use of antigravity and sit on the roof corners. Your idea is riddled with errors.
11-27-2008, 11:14 PM
Vengeful Scars

Quote:

Originally Posted by paulyt

Vengeful scars let's be BFFs

ok you can be my bffpauly and me rove you rong time, or until my dick becomes flaccid.
11-27-2008, 11:41 PM
paulyt

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lewis

What if the room was in space? Then they could make use of antigravity and sit on the roof corners. Your idea is riddled with errors.

Your face is riddled with errors.
11-27-2008, 11:42 PM
paulyt

Your error is faced with riddles.
11-27-2008, 11:59 PM
hedgerow

They'd chat and get along really well because they'd all realise they had a similar taste in music and fashion so they'd have loads to talk about.
11-28-2008, 12:08 AM
KT_

What if the room is circular?
11-28-2008, 12:13 AM
BLMWolby

What of the room is actually a warehouse.
11-28-2008, 12:18 AM
paulyt

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLMWolby

What of the room is actually a warehouse.

None of the room is actually a warehouse. Who said anything about a warehouse :confused:
11-28-2008, 12:21 AM
no_brains_no_worries

Quote:

Originally Posted by KT_

What if the room is circular?

This had a good ending. An emo dies. Why must you ruin it with your wild, delusional dreams of non-conform rooms?!
11-28-2008, 12:25 AM
KT_

Wouldn't a circular room have the best ending?
11-28-2008, 12:35 AM
Vengeful Scars

Quote:

Originally Posted by KT_

Wouldn't a circular room have the best ending?

That's with blondes
11-28-2008, 12:40 AM
BLMWolby

Quote:

Originally Posted by paulyt

None of the room is actually a warehouse. Who said anything about a warehouse :confused:

Noone, the idea of shoving a whole bunch of emo kids into a dark spooky warehouse makes me smile though.
11-28-2008, 10:28 AM
ShitFace

Quote:

Originally Posted by hydro

They'd chat and get along really well because they'd all realise they had a similar taste in music and fashion so they'd have loads to talk about.

Lol the secret emo comes out

also true
11-28-2008, 10:42 AM
coqauvin

Quote:

Originally Posted by hydro

They'd chat and get along really well because they'd all realise they had a similar taste in music and fashion so they'd have loads to talk about.

hydro you made my day a little brighter
11-28-2008, 04:02 PM
mutton

pigeonhole principle :eng101:
11-28-2008, 05:14 PM
Nevrmore

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepsi

What if they're in a room with a closet? This room I'm in has 6 corners.

Is that second sentence just unrelated to the first or are you saying you have a 2-dimensional closet
11-28-2008, 07:10 PM
BLMWolby

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nevrmore

Is that second sentence just unrelated to the first or are you saying you have a 2-dimensional closet

Figure A

1---2
------
|xxx|---3
|xxxxxx|
|xxx|---4
|xxx|
5---6

If you refer to Figure A you can find that it is possible for a room to have 6 corners.
11-28-2008, 07:26 PM
Pepsi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nevrmore

Is that second sentence just unrelated to the first or are you saying you have a 2-dimensional closet

My closet is open-faced. It opens into the room like so:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...ighty/room.jpg
11-28-2008, 07:26 PM
Pepsi

Yay MS paint.
11-28-2008, 07:27 PM
Pepsi

The only problem is it took ten fucking minutes to put it on photobucket.
11-28-2008, 07:29 PM
Think

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLMWolby

Figure A

1---2
------
|xxx|---3
|xxxxxx|
|xxx|---4
|xxx|
5---6

If you refer to Figure A you can find that it is possible for a room to have 6 corners.

3 and 4 are not corners, they are sides
11-28-2008, 07:32 PM
BLMWolby

Quote:

Originally Posted by Think

3 and 4 are not corners, they are sides

3 and 4 ARE corners.. Im referring to the corner UNDER 3 and ABOVE 4..
11-29-2008, 07:42 PM
Mad Pino Rage

Occam's razor suggest the simplest answer is emo entropy.
12-02-2008, 02:37 AM
victrola

Fire every emo out of a cannon into the dark side of the moon.

Radical suggestion, but worth it for the entertainment value alone.
12-03-2008, 06:13 AM
captain castle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepsi

What if they're in a room with a closet? This room I'm in has 6 corners.

Or...what if they're in the Pentagon?

If it has a closet that is square, it has eight corners fuck head
12-03-2008, 05:56 PM
Pepsi

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain castle

If it has a closet that is square, it has eight corners fuck head

Look at the picture I posted fuck head.

It's an open-faced closet.

Good game.
12-03-2008, 09:22 PM
Mencken

I'm new here, but I used to read the LWS forums. Um, I'd say that they 'd all cry themselves to sleep.
12-04-2008, 01:02 AM
captain castle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepsi

Look at the picture I posted fuck head.

It's an open-faced closet.

Good game.

That's not a closet then

It's a wall in the middle of your room
12-04-2008, 01:03 AM
Mr. E

I tried to think of a good joke about emos and Occam's razor, but I didn't give myself enough time and I have nothing
12-04-2008, 01:09 AM
captain castle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. E

I tried to think of a good joke about emos and Occam's razor, but I didn't give myself enough time and I have nothing

My friends did not appreciate that little joke in Fallout as much as I did

I have dumb friends
12-04-2008, 01:10 AM
Pepsi

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain castle

That's not a closet then

It's a wall in the middle of your room

:rolleyes:
12-04-2008, 01:22 AM
captain castle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepsi

:rolleyes:

Don't you roll your eyes at me fail boy
12-04-2008, 01:24 AM
Pepsi

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain castle

Don't you roll your eyes at me fail boy

:rolleyes:
12-04-2008, 01:26 AM
captain castle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepsi

:rolleyes:

so it begins
12-04-2008, 01:30 AM
Pepsi

Either way, the room has 6 corners.

/argument
12-05-2008, 08:39 AM
ozzy

Pepsi you don't have very many friends do you?

I mean the joke was terrible to begin with, but somehow you ruined it. Way to be "that guy."
12-05-2008, 09:10 AM
paulyt

ozzy
12-05-2008, 03:35 PM
coqauvin

Quote:

Originally Posted by ozzy

Pepsi you don't have very many friends do you?

I mean the joke was terrible to begin with, but somehow you ruined it. Way to be "that guy."

tidus defines his internet persona as "that guy."
12-05-2008, 05:25 PM
Pepsi

Quote:

Originally Posted by ozzy

Pepsi you don't have very many friends do you?

I mean the joke was terrible to begin with, but somehow you ruined it. Way to be "that guy."

I do actually.

It even surprises me.
12-05-2008, 06:34 PM
captain castle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepsi

I do actually.

It even surprises me.

lies
12-05-2008, 06:41 PM
Pepsi

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain castle

lies

Not so much.
12-06-2008, 01:00 AM
captain castle

ok
12-07-2008, 02:12 AM
Mad Pino Rage

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. E

I tried to think of a good joke about emos and Occam's razor, but I didn't give myself enough time and I have nothing

Was also thinking of this and ended up with the same result.
12-07-2008, 05:08 PM
mutton

how do emos justify cutting?

occam's razor

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