Bro Game

Because we are as badass as we are, one of my buddies decided that we needed to have an ultimate test of manhood. Essentially it boils down to how badass are you, and how fast can you prove it? Here it is in a nutshell.

Each teams of five (5), must consume/ingest/absorb/shoot up/ingest/ the following as a team.

1 thirty-rack of Keystone light
1 fifth of vodka
1 eighth of weed
1 extra large meat-lovers pizza

All said things must be done without puking. Not all members will have to partake of everything on the list. For example, if you have someone on the team that doesn't smoke weed, fine, but the other team members must pick up the slack. The game will begin with someone starting meat-spin and will only stop under the following circumstances:

All 4 elements have been consumed OR
10,000 spins of meat hath spun.

Anyone have a guess for the winning time? Anyone think we'll die? I personally think the weed to beer ratio is in favor of the weed, but that might just be because I drink too much and don't hardly ever smoke. With that said, perhaps we should increase the pizza. Your thoughts?

where do you live because i want in on this

*edits info to reflect answer*

Seriously though, is 10,000 spins too much time?!?

I'm sorry, but I find this to be rather stupid.

If you want to prove how badass you are, you should do something that's truly badass...such as doing a backflip out of the second floor window.

Also, using meatspin as a timer isn't badass...it's just gay.

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Originally Posted by Pepsi

I'm sorry, but I find this to be rather stupid.

If you want to prove how badass you are, you should do something that's truly badass...such as doing a backflip out of the second floor window.

Also, using meatspin as a timer isn't badass...it's just gay.

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By saying this, I'm not implying that I can do any of that except eat the pizza.

Oh wow alcohol and marijuana!

You're such a bad boy.

/swoons

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Originally Posted by KT_

You're such a bad boy.

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What else is there to do in this lonely state? School's out for Christmas. That means no homework until next semester.

Go snort coke and fuck bitches.

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Originally Posted by KT_

Go snort coke and fuck bitches.

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*adds to game*

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Originally Posted by KT_

Go snort coke and fuck bitches.

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KT_ let me make it clear that I am not trying to suck your dick

but you are just full of insight tonight that I don't normally see from you

substitute weed for 5 rockies

I could assemble a group of 5 people including myself who could do this in like 20 minutes.

Color me unimpressed.

lol, internet bragging

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Originally Posted by MotoXRider31

Each teams of five (5), must consume/ingest/absorb/shoot up/ingest/ the following as a team.

1 thirty-rack of Keystone light
1 fifth of vodka
1 eighth of weed
1 extra large meat-lovers pizza

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Are you joking? That's hardly a test of manhood. Take out either the vodka or the beer and that's a one man job. If the other four can't handle the rest it's just pathetic. I'm going to run with KT's suggestion and say that you should add at least an eight ball of blow to that.

Edit: I just saw Mr. E's addition, and I think a thirty minute time limit should be set for those four items.

I've seen my friend Chad drink a fifth of Canadian Myst in under 5 minutes, and a fifth of Mad Dog wine in 13 seconds. He can handle the Vodka.

My friend Alex is a 6'8" 400 pound puerto rican. He in combination with myself could knock out that pizza in literally about 2 minutes.

My friends Emrey and Patrick can both slam 7 beers in under 10 minutes, and Alex and I can handle 8 (in even less time probably).

Then we can all smoek the weed leisurely in the 10 minutes we have left (Three of these five have 10+ years of wind instrument experience for lung capacity). Except Chad, because he won't smoek weed, so he'd sit on the couch and not vomit.

Add a crate of Rocky Mountain oysters.

That'd make you a real man.

if the balls don't touch it's no homo


bro

This is so fail it's ridiculous

I can't shoot up weed. pssh

The pizza makes it easy mode.

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Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars

I can't shoot up weed. pssh

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I was wondering where the shoot up part came into play.

maybe the pizza?

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Originally Posted by captain castle

maybe the pizza?

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Further proof that you can find anything that isn't the 23 flavors of Dr. Pepper on the internets.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...zzashooter.gif

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Originally Posted by djwolford

Further proof that you can find anything that isn't the 23 flavors of Dr. Pepper on the internets.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...zzashooter.gif

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I don't know what the fuck that meant

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Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars

I can't shoot up weed. pssh

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Originally Posted by djwolford

I was wondering where the shoot up part came into play.

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Originally Posted by captain castle

maybe the pizza?

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Originally Posted by djwolford

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...zzashooter.gif

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I get it.

It has already been said but this test is full of fail. Unless you are a freshman in high school this should not be a challenge for 5 normal guys. That is less than me and 4 of my friends would drink/smoke on a regular weeknight. Shit if we only had a fifth a 30 rack and an eighth it would be less than ideal. That better be some fire bud too because if you are smoking an eighth of mids you just fail even more.

If you want to prove yourself as men the first thing you need to do is compete against someone. If you just see how fast you are you don't win. You need to prove that you are better at drinking/smoking/being men then some other group of douchebags. Personally I would change the fifth into a handle and add another 30 rack. Then you drink it as fast as possible while competing against another team. With only that much though it can't be an all night affair this has to be a relatively short period of time. And you should hit all that weed through a bong. Actually i just thought of something better. Do strikeouts until you run out of weed. Then get more and continue strikeouts.

And like someone else said watching meatspin just makes it even gayer. I mean meatspin is good for haha I got you, you looked at 2 guys fucking. When you watch it while you get drunk though it is very gay.

I'd give man points for any team member that consumes all of those things by himself.

That sir, would be a nice challenge.

Well this is a dumb idea.

But that doesn't change the fact that even if it was a good idea it would be degraded by typical internet pompousness, typified by using the "cool" slang to refer to everything (30 rack, eightball of blow, fire bud, etc etc) and generally amounting to a dumber-than-usual pissing contest.

In conclusion, everyone who boasted about it being easy, gay, weak, etc etc is just as much of a faggot as the OP.

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Originally Posted by Killuminati

If you want to prove yourself as men the first thing you need to do is compete against someone.

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It IS a competition. I thought I made that clear when I mentioned "teams". Apparently not clear enough.

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Originally Posted by sycld

if the balls don't touch it's no homo

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It's only gay if you're gay.

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Originally Posted by Atmosfear

In conclusion, everyone who boasted about it being easy, gay, weak, etc etc is just as much of a faggot as the OP.

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I didn't use any 'cool' slang

Eight ball is cool slang now? I thought it was just the accepted term for an eighth of an ounce of several drugs.

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Originally Posted by djwolford

Eight ball is cool slang now? I thought it was just the accepted term for an eighth of an ounce of several drugs.

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Eight ball is used almost exclusively for coke. 30 rack is a common ass term, it's used to differentiate between a case that has 24 and one that has 30. Fire bud is also pretty fucking common if you smoke weed. Atmosfear I think if you are just jealous of how cool everyone in this thread is.

Also OP my bad didn't see anything about teams but I didn't read it very carefully. It just seemed like there were no teams from what I read.

joint is one of dem "cool" slang terms

it means one of those mara-joo-wany cigarettes, i reckon

I had never heard or read the term 30 rack until this thread.

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Originally Posted by sycld

joint is one of dem "cool" slang terms

it means one of those mara-joo-wany cigarettes, i reckon

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Yea I heard someone say that the other day, kids these days and their mexican cigarettes.

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Originally Posted by Mr. E

I had never heard or read the term 30 rack until this thread.

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Impossible.

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Originally Posted by Mr. E

I had never heard or read the term 30 rack until this thread.

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So what's the point of this game?

Maybe to impress the chicks?

We've always called it a thirty rack. One of my buddies always calls it a cube, but he's failed to realize that it's not actually a cube, only close.

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Originally Posted by Sir Bifford

So what's the point of this game?

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To WIN! What the hell is the point of anything ... other than winning?

ITT the "cool" druggies try to defend their lame vocabulary

I thought the point was to prove that the OP and his friends are 15 year-old hillbillies.

I think a better version of the bro game you should play would consist of the following:

-Still on teams of 5
-6 pack of Seagrams wine coolers
-Every minute do a shot of wine from a box until it is gone
-After every round of wine shots, high five the player directly across from you, and rotate your seat to the right one position so you high-five a different bro each time :pphug:
-12 orders of bread sticks with extra tubs of garlic butter sauce
-After the food is gone, drink whatever garlic butter sauce remains
-Must do all of the above while sitting in a hot tub in your underwear, and watching hardcore gay porn (none of that "I just do gay porn because it pays more" stuff, I mean the kind where you can tell they ain't faking those orgasms) on a 120" projection on a glass bead screen that is 3 feet away from the group.


Hmm actually on second thought, your original plan is gayer.

So, if you were a REAL bro, wouldn't you make women play this game and then take advantage of them?

I don't know about you guys but if you seriously feel the need to prove yourself as a man then you obviously lack the testicular fortitude to pull off even the girliest of 'competitions'. There is ONLY 1 way to know who The Man is: Fight to the death! Whoever doesn't get up is NOT 'The Man'.

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Originally Posted by Rick Scarf

-After every round of wine shots, high five the player directly across from you, and rotate your seat to the right one position so you high-five a different bro each time :pphug:

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Well here is the thing, Richard: if everyone rotates to the right in you circle you will always high-five the same guy.

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Originally Posted by Atmosfear

Well here is the thing, Richard: if everyone rotates to the right in you circle you will always high-five the same guy.

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If it was a square jacuzzi it would be someone different, yes?

I haven't heard it called a 30 rack before either, my friends and I always referred to them as a Dirty Thirty.

If you want a true test in how manly you are, you will need: Alcohol and lots of it, 5 friends, $500 to put in the middle, and a handgun (preferably a revolver, but feel free to use a semi automatic for polish roulette).

That would make you guys bad ass and hardcore

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Originally Posted by BLMWolby

If it was a square jacuzzi it would be someone different, yes?

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Please tell me this was a joke

Oh Jesus Christ it wasn't this thread just got noticeably dumber.

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Originally Posted by HopeYouDie

I don't know about you guys but if you seriously feel the need to prove yourself as a man then you obviously lack the testicular fortitude to pull off even the girliest of 'competitions'. There is ONLY 1 way to know who The Man is: Fight to the death! Whoever doesn't get is NOT 'The Man'.

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:facepalm:

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Originally Posted by Rick Scarf

-12 orders of bread sticks with extra tubs of garlic butter sauce
-After the food is gone, drink whatever garlic butter sauce remains

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Somebody's thinkin' 'bout Papa John's, eh?

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Originally Posted by Atmosfear

Oh Jesus Christ it wasn't this thread just got noticeably dumber.

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Uhh...

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Originally Posted by Atmosfear

ITT the "cool" druggies try to defend their lame vocabulary

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What would you call the terms then cool guy.

I would keep it to myself because bragging about drugs doesn't make you cool

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Originally Posted by Atmosfear

I would keep it to myself because bragging about drugs doesn't make you cool

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Who bragged about drugs.

Atmosfear saw keywords and made a default response without it being entirely applicable, though it still had general merit.

I think the point isn't trying to be super badass, but just to have a good time. Coming to the op's rescue a little here, it's not saying that the team which does all that are super badass for not passing out and dying, but a good ol competition to get fucked up pretty quickly. Like a 3 man case race, no one's going to die or impress anyone with their 10 beers, but its to see who can drop all their brews faster. Also, how does sitting around watching meatspin make you cool?

Also, real men would do it with cheap bourbon not vodka shit.

it would be easier with cheap bourbon than with vodka.

for me anyway. My second-worst 'too drunk' experience involved vodka, and since it was the first time I had ever had a 'too drunk' experience it stuck with me. I still have trouble with vodka. I have trouble with orange juice too.

yea, i have an experience like that. Now I can't have redbull or jager without gagging.

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Originally Posted by lancer

I think the point isn't trying to be super badass, but just to have a good time. Coming to the op's rescue a little here, it's not saying that the team which does all that are super badass for not passing out and dying, but a good ol competition to get fucked up pretty quickly. Like a 3 man case race, no one's going to die or impress anyone with their 10 beers, but its to see who can drop all their brews faster. Also, how does sitting around watching meatspin make you cool?

Also, real men would do it with cheap bourbon not vodka shit.

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If that were true, he'd say it's a test of how much fun he can have.

Did he? I think not.

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Originally Posted by Atmosfear

I would keep it to myself because bragging about drugs doesn't make you cool

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It doesn't?

Also, Pepsi, I'd argue half of the fun part about getting fucked is the stories you get the day after.

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Originally Posted by MotoXRider31

Also, Pepsi, I'd argue half of the fun part about getting fucked is the stories you get the day after.

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Fucked or fucked up?

Uhh....Yes. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by Killuminati

Eight ball is used almost exclusively for coke. 30 rack is a common ass term, it's used to differentiate between a case that has 24 and one that has 30. Fire bud is also pretty fucking common if you smoke weed. Atmosfear I think if you are just jealous of how cool everyone in this thread is.

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Eight ball is also used for meth and heroin. Probably a few others but I really don't feel like thinking at the moment. Fire bud is just a homo term. I have a lot of pothead friends and I never hear that level of homosexuality from them.

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Originally Posted by Mr. E

I had never heard or read the term 30 rack until this thread.

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Also, this.

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Originally Posted by Killuminati

Eight ball is used almost exclusively for coke. 30 rack is a common ass term, it's used to differentiate between a case that has 24 and one that has 30. Fire bud is also pretty fucking common if you smoke weed. Atmosfear I think if you are just jealous of how cool everyone in this thread is.

Also OP my bad didn't see anything about teams but I didn't read it very carefully. It just seemed like there were no teams from what I read.

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Eight ball is common. 30 rack, and fire bud are both really retarded terms that I've never heard before, but I'm able to extrapolate only idiots use.

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Originally Posted by KT_

I thought the point was to prove that the OP and his friends are 15 year-old hillbillies.

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I thought the title said "Biro Game". Needless to say even that would have been better than the crap dished up in the OP.

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Originally Posted by captain castle

Eight ball is common. 30 rack, and fire bud are both really retarded terms that I've never heard before, but I'm able to extrapolate only idiots use.

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Or maybe they are common for certain areas, while other places use different terms. It is also not referred to as fire bud most commonly, most people usually just say fire. I guess 30 rack is just used around here, I thought that was pretty fuckin common but I guess not. I don't see why it's stupid though if it is used to differentiate between a case with 24 beers in it. What it comes down to is that most of you are assholes.

I've heard 8 ball mainly used to refer to coke or Old English 800 beer.