"Without rubbing one" or or "beatin' it"?
Me, eight days or nine and only because people were over.
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"Without rubbing one" or or "beatin' it"?
Me, eight days or nine and only because people were over.
Thirteen years.
From the first time you started
About two weeks or so.
The activity has lost all of its appeal as of late, so I treat it as if I'm getting rid of any other bodily fluid.
What a weird little thread.
Well, right now, about six hours.
Ok, honestly, probably a week or so.
3.
3 months. is that healthy? :(. i just did it 2 hours ago :)
Beat me to it. Oh god haha extremely funny, shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Pino Rage
I really have no idea what the longest I've went is.
No just 3.Quote:
Originally Posted by crapoo16
7 weeks
thank you car accident. talk about a sex drive killer.
I went 2 weeks or so.
But it doesn't really matter, your body will do it for you through nocturnal emissions so it's not as if you are accumulating massive amounts of sperm. You are actually ejaculating while you sleep to maintain healthy levels.
Source?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy
My bedsheets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Pino Rage
lol MPR, good answer.
Not long.
In a kind of related way, me and my friends were talking about what's that most you've knocked one out in a day.
My record is 7.
I thought wet dreams only occured during the transition into or in early puberty. I didn't think it would keep happening.
No, it's to get rid of old sperm.
Anyway mine is a week and a half. I was at my grandparents for two weeks and I was 13 so I had to do it or I thought I was going to die haha.
edit- I went 3 days after getting a really, really bad case of blue balls and my sperm was yellowish because it was old. It was gross.
I'm currently on a streak of five months.
Go me.
Did you just break your monitor with your nose?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepsi
I don't know exactly but it was over a week, and probably less than 2 weeks.
I go through stages like dudeman mentioned where I just don't much feel like it, and it just ends up being like any other body function.
It's no lie bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by Killuminati
Well he broke his monitor, but it wasn't with his nose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Killuminati
10 days, when I went with my family to Colorado for my great-grandfathers funeral. Other than that, I went a week once because my gf was annoyed that she couldn't make me cum during sex and thought me wacking it had something to do with it. Upon further experience I figured out, in retrospect, that it was her loose vagina. Beyond those two experiences, never more than three days. I get irritable and stressed if I go much longer.
lol 5 months, what are you, like 8 years old Pepsi?
No man above the age of 14 could do that unless they were being paid, even then I doubt it.
Like 3 months I think.
sycld I feel that I must masturbate you to keep you from going that long ever again.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
(no homo)
yeah man i'll squirt it all over your nipple and lick it offQuote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
(no homo)
Then I'll lick your man splooge off of your tongue.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
(no homo)
oh man
this thread turned into something else I don't wanna read.
Same here.
that's called "snowballing" fyiQuote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
wut you're the one writing the homoerotic stuff (no homo)Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
I'm 19 dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShitFace
19.
NINETEEN.
I turn 21 next week yo
I'd say about 3 weeks when I was waiting my gf to get back into town from a trip. She asked me to wait for her so I did. Never again.
3 weeks like a month ago i just didnt want to do it for some reason
I went like 3 months once.
But thats when I was dating a nympho, so I didnt really need to jack off.
Indeed, that doesn't mean I want to read it though.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
I think it was like a week. I just didn't do it, had no desire to. I generally have a high libido, I can get an erection fast and easily. So most days don't pass without doing it once, sometimes more.
You guys don't get laid enough or something.
While living with a girlfriend, i probably didn't spank it for 6-12months
Mods can you move this one to AI
mmmm, like 20 days or so...
i dunno if anyone else does this, but does anyone here not shower daily?
I do not have the opportunity as of now(Couch Surfing ftw, and the days I can't get a couch, I'm living outside/in hotels)Quote:
Originally Posted by crispy
to beat it, or shower?Quote:
Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars
both.Quote:
Originally Posted by crispy
I have sex more often than I'm able to do either atm.
Sex in exchange for a bed to sleep in, nice trade off imo
Went three months without drinking, smoking, or jerking. This was at bootcamp.
God did I laughQuote:
Originally Posted by DickStivers
I don't understand how one can go months w/o jerking it. Sure you COULD, it wouldn't kill you or do you any long term harm, but I'd just be so god damned uncomfortable and irritable it wouldn't be worth it. Even during times when I don't have much of a sex drive I still have to like every week and a half or so, just to get rid of the tension and so I don't get random hard ons like I did when I was 13.
I'm keeping it down to 2-3 times a week. I've been doing so for about a month and its going well.
I once went about 5 days without doing it because I just completely forgot and/or never got going enough to do it.
Other than that I've abstained between 1-2 weeks before when I was on holiday with my family.
I'm scared to ask why you know this- but WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS?! And I've gone 3 months once when my mom swooped in and demolished my porn collection. Go mom. I love you too.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
That's the best trade off ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars
this explains your usernameQuote:
Originally Posted by crispy
Take a wild guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stylez
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mang
well, you look up crispy on urbandictionary and it says, "neat, clean, trim, fresh, fashoionable, with it, good looking."
which is like the opposite of me...i wish i had a camera, to show you guy my filthy ass room...im pretty dirty sometimes...
Ooh that's just, oh Lord.Quote:
Originally Posted by Killuminati
lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stylez
i think i heard about "snowballing" on either this forum or the other forum i post to regularly, and i google'd it.
I first heard the term snowballing in Clerks.
I first heard the term snowballing from Jimmy Carr.
I don't care that muchQuote:
Originally Posted by crispy
snapQuote:
Originally Posted by Think
some hot little trick i did a few months ago emailed me and made me all hot and bothered
thankfully my parents just left the house allowing me to pet the killer whale
i feel like i'm 14 all over again
I disagree, I love having sex and have it almost every day, but some alone time is good every once in awhile too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars
qft, although now that she's gone till march I'm having a hard time going a week without rubbing my oscar mayerQuote:
Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars
About two weeks because of a family vacation. It was like an AK47 when I finally did it.
even if i did have sex nearly every day, i still wouldn't be able to go without caressing the gherkin for that long.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars
Agreed. There is a time and place for everything. Jerkin it is no exception.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hey Friend
post made me jizz, 3 years wasted.Quote:
Originally Posted by DickStivers
3 months, had to get a bucket for the comeback.
I was convinced I performed better athletically with the help of all my little soldiers so I didn't jerk for weeks at a time frequently throughout highschool.
It supposedly works. Either I heard it somewhere or I'm just basing my knowledge on Martin Scorsese's Raging Bull.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chase
Yea, I heard boxers don't do it for months at a time so they're better in fights.
maybe thats why i suck at sportsQuote:
Originally Posted by dudeman
lol i got whomans to do it for me ho ho ho
o u r kewl manQuote:
Originally Posted by Malicious Intent
Any relation to Vicious Mentality? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Malicious Intent
Ask me in about 5 minutes and I will answer "about 5 minutes"
rick scarf how long has it been since you masturbated
how long?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick Scarf
we were a minute late bro
2 minutes, reading threads did not help (much)
wait you've been masturbating constantly from birth until 5 minutes ago?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick Scarf
It's at least a more generous interpretation than "Not only did I misunderstand the nature of the thread but it apparently takes me less than a minute to climax. Queendork loves it."Quote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
I couldn't jack off for roughly 6 months when I was 14, because I was put on prozac. In other news, if you want to make a 14 year old boy as depressed as possible, take away his ability to jerk it.
you cant jerk on prozac?
prozac's got some fucked up sexual side effects, holmes.
yeah from the way you post it's pretty obvious that you are really fucking hornyQuote:
Originally Posted by sycld
dickstivers there is a chain of horniness
you got straight people
then gay people
then french straight people
and french gay people might exist but i think they live in a constant homosexual orgy this is what mythology tells me
I thought I was the only one who did accidental double posts...
Delayed orgasms.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chase