Need Help from Schemers

I am an adult male and am friends with a married woman. We have plans to spend the night at a hotel on Friday night, and no this is not for sex, but to her husband it would certainly look like that especially since I've never met the guy. What is a good excuse she could use in order to be freed up to spend the night there? The obvious things like spending the night at one of her close friend's houses don't seem like they will work in light of the fact that she's never once not spent the night with him since they've been married, and they've been married for a decent amount of time. Not to mention she said that would almost definitely not work.

Hopefully there are some married people on here who may know excuses that they've used in the past to work in similar situations, but any reasonable suggestions are welcome. Also I was debating on whether or not to put it here or Personal Support, but I don't care about getting flamed if at least some people have some viable options for me.

Why are you spending the night with her if not for sex? Why not just tell her husband why you are, if it is not for sex then what is the problem??

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Originally Posted by Rick Scarf

Why are you spending the night with her if not for sex? Why not just tell her husband why you are, if it is not for sex then what is the problem??

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The problem is that he apparently gets quite jealous and will not trust that it's a harmless encounter.

Twister?

She has an extremely rare but deadly disease that can only be cured if she contracts a virus from you for which you are the carrier. Because this virus is benign and causes no adverse symptoms, it is difficult for you to transmit the virus, though the rate of transmission is very nearly 100% if a person spends the night with a carrier in same room. However, the rate of transmission decreases precipitously if a carrier spends the night with more than one person in a room.

Thus, it is imperative for her health that she spend the night with you alone in a room.

Right, because lying about it and him finding out about it later is far less suspicious than telling him the truth about an innocent activity later.

Oh wait, it's probably not innocent.

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Originally Posted by MrTroy

Right, because lying about it and him finding out about it later is far less suspicious than telling him the truth about an innocent activity later.

Oh wait, it's probably not innocent.

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I don't know why you're trying to convince me of anything, I'm not the one who has any decision to make. Either she comes up with something and we hang out, or she doesn't and we don't. As far as whether or not anyone believes me as to this being innocent it doesn't matter, I'm just telling the situation like it is, so assuming it's true then what's the best reason she can use?

You're hiding something here. You still haven't said what the innocent reason is for your meeting up in a hotel room with some guy's wife.

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Originally Posted by UnreasonablyReasonable

Either she comes up with something and we hang out, or she doesn't and we don't. As far as whether or not anyone believes me as to this being innocent it doesn't matter, I'm just telling the situation like it is, so assuming it's true then what's the best reason she can use?

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Hmm... staying overnight in a hotel room just to "hang out" seems odd.

I say use my viral excuse. It was srs.

Go back to totse.

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Originally Posted by Rick Scarf

You're hiding something here. You still haven't said what the innocent reason is for your meeting up in a hotel room with some guy's wife.

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Yes this is true.

Does her husband have guns?

i'm starting to get the feeling that the OP is trying to pass a blowjob or a handjob as "not sex."

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Originally Posted by sycld

i'm starting to get the feeling that the OP is trying to pass a blowjob or a handjob as "not sex."

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Lol doing that for a handjob would be hilarious. Really the reason is way too silly, but I just don't get to see her very often and based on what I've heard I have no desire to interact with her husband at all.

Do you not have a house/apt? Why do you need a hotel room to hang out with her?

Have the wife date rape her husband, and then she can sneak off to your secret sex layer and be back before daddy wakes up.

emo ur hair

We wont help you until you tell us what it is you two plan to do.

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Originally Posted by UnreasonablyReasonable

based on what I've heard I have no desire to interact with her husband at all.

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action by hearsay is exactly what you are trying to avoid

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Originally Posted by MrTroy

Do you not have a house/apt? Why do you need a hotel room to hang out with her?

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Is just closer since I don't live particularly close. Though it wouldn't make a difference either way.

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Originally Posted by Anonymous D

We wont help you until you tell us what it is you two plan to do.

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We plan to 69 grizzly bears and shove King Kong up our asses.

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Originally Posted by mutton

action by hearsay is exactly what you are trying to avoid

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What I'm trying to avoid is meeting people that I don't care about meeting and being or trying to be friends with people that I have no reason to be friends with.

Going to see a play with a girlfriend from a city that is not outside of reasonable driving distance but is still not too close. The play starts at 10 P.M. because it is a special 2nd showing added due to popular demand, and if it gets to be too late she may just spend the night with her friend and drive back the next day.

BOOM. Headshot.

this guy strikes me as a douche bag

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Originally Posted by Mr. E

Going to see a play with a girlfriend from a city that is not outside of reasonable driving distance but is still not too close. The play starts at 10 P.M. because it is a special 2nd showing added due to popular demand, and if it gets to be too late she may just spend the night with her friend and drive back the next day.

BOOM. Headshot.

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Mmm yes not bad, though will require research to pull off successfully. Am certainly open to other ideas as well.

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Originally Posted by captain castle

this guy strikes me as a douche bag

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QFI

(Aside from the noble Mr E) nobody really wants to help you, because nobody really trusts you.

I mean I understand not telling the husband, but why not tell us, so we stop being suspicious?

I mainly just enjoy scheming. It is fun for me. I could care less about the story that calls for the scheming or the motivation behind it.

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Originally Posted by UnreasonablyReasonable

Yes this is true.

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i laughed at this post

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Originally Posted by gwahir

(Aside from the noble Mr E) nobody really wants to help you, because nobody really trusts you.

I mean I understand not telling the husband, but why not tell us, so we stop being suspicious?

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One reason is to keep you guys wondering which gets more posts and more bumps for this thread, and another is I don't see how it would help in coming up with something or change one's opinion of whether or not to contribute to the scheming. My intentions aren't for sex or anything harmful, so beyond that I don't know what could be said that would possibly make a difference.

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Originally Posted by Mr. E

I mainly just enjoy scheming. It is fun for me. I could care less about the story that calls for the scheming or the motivation behind it.

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:solepat:

You may think not telling us will keep the thread interesting, but it'll just keep getting people in who won't want to say anything until they know.

And yes, you're right in that it wouldn't help anyone come up with a scheme, but it might help convince them to come up with one.

I just have a gut feeling there is infidelity going down, and cheaters are right up there with jews on my list of people to see in hell

Anyone else seeing this ending up in WTF News?

"Husband goes on shooting spree after discovering wife with male friend in hotel."

You're aware that if you're deliberately lying to the "jealous husband" you just raised the stakes to the point where I can hear the loud knock on your door at three in the morning, the raised voices, the fist fight.
I mean I can understand that if he's jealous you're worried about what his reaction would be to innocent demands on his wife's time; but boy oh boy are you setting yourself up for potential trouble.

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Originally Posted by Think

You're aware that if you're deliberately lying to the "jealous husband" you just raised the stakes to the point where I can hear the loud knock on your door at three in the morning, the raised voices, the fist fight.
I mean I can understand that if he's jealous you're worried about what his reaction would be to innocent demands on his wife's time; but boy oh boy are you setting yourself up for potential trouble.

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God willing he gets his jaw broken


I consider myself fairly jealous, but I'd be MUCH more happy if my wife wanted to hang with a single male friend than my wife wanted to spend the night in a hotel room with a single male friend and they lied about it


I could see myself going to jail for assault

This woman from around here was "kidnapped" a while back. Her husband is a deputy sheriff and a moron. There was an APB put out on her. Turns out she was with some guy.

Same woman that another woman accused her of having sex with her husband and she said "I didn't have sex with him, I sucked his dick."

I suggest kidnapping as the excuse. You could even beat her up. Nothing more fun than beating on a woman.

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Originally Posted by gwahir

You may think not telling us will keep the thread interesting, but it'll just keep getting people in who won't want to say anything until they know.

And yes, you're right in that it wouldn't help anyone come up with a scheme, but it might help convince them to come up with one.

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If someone needs convincing then that's up to them. I understand wanting to only aid in something like this if it is deemed to be something worthy of helping, but I've said it's not anything harmful or sexual so I don't see what else someone wouldn't want it to be that would matter in their decision to help or not. I could have just as easily fabricated a story that everyone would have believed and thought was worthy of helpful input. Pretend I did that if you need help being convinced.

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Originally Posted by captain castle

I just have a gut feeling there is infidelity going down, and cheaters are right up there with jews on my list of people to see in hell

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Well there's not any infidelity that will occur, but ok. People rely way too much on their feelings to convince them of things.

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Originally Posted by captain castle

God willing he gets his jaw broken


I consider myself fairly jealous, but I'd be MUCH more happy if my wife wanted to hang with a single male friend than my wife wanted to spend the night in a hotel room with a single male friend and they lied about it


I could see myself going to jail for assault

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Good thing you're not his husband. Getting violent over such things makes no sense. Not sure why I'd expect sense, as let your emotions rule your reason.

I know I made this absolutely clear before, but it seems I have to do so again. I'm not the one you have to convince, it is she who has chosen to lie. Whatever relationship she has with her husband is her business and she can deal with it however she wants.

So basically the worst that can be done is for me to be given no ideas, but one has already been given, and I'm sure she'll come up with a great one on her own anyway. I just figured I'd see if anyone was particularly good at such things on here.

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Originally Posted by Anonymous D

Twister?

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I bet they are going to play Magic the Gathering and are too ashamed other people will find out.

The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say... Ah, come here. When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth. It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!

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Originally Posted by MalReynolds

The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say... Ah, come here. When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth. It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!

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Lol.

And he probably wants a good excuse to give to the cops, because "I snatched her off the street and drugged her" usually doesn't cut mustard with the cops, when investigating said womans rape and probable murder.

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Originally Posted by MrTroy

Right, because lying about it and him finding out about it later is far less suspicious than telling him the truth about an innocent activity later.

Oh wait, it's probably not innocent.

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I don't understand the need to hide an innocent action or friendship. Why haven't you met this guy and why would he be jealous if there is nothing going on between the two of you? Oh yeah the fact you've hidden it thus far.

No. Some people are naturally jealous. It happens, get over it. My friend and I hung out, and her boyfriend thought she was two timing him with me. She never had a history of doing anything like that, I'd never had a history of doing anything like that, but he hurled vicious accusations whenever he would be at work and we would be at the mall or Best Buy or something.

I mean, sure, I'm dating her now but I wasn't then and had no intention of it then, but still. Harmless encounters do not neccessarily mean people will act rational and trusting. We're irrational beings.

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Originally Posted by Stylez

I don't understand the need to hide an innocent action or friendship. Why haven't you met this guy and why would he be jealous if there is nothing going on between the two of you? Oh yeah the fact you've hidden it thus far.

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Why are you quoting me? I am not the original poster

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Originally Posted by MalReynolds

I mean, sure, I'm dating her now

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Haha. Mal I can believe you but this is still so lol.

post nudes of this married woman

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Originally Posted by MalReynolds

The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say... Ah, come here. When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth. It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!

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best thing ever

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Originally Posted by piranhas

Go back to totse.

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Hahahahahaha

Those were the days.

The last time I made out with a married woman it was while hanging out innocently in my hotel room.

Her husband bought some fantastic tits.

I refuse to give any advice on how to avoid getting caught doing nothing wrong.

When you plan out some actual infidelity, I'll post in that thread.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Obviously

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Originally Posted by solecistic

I refuse to give any advice on how to avoid getting caught doing nothing wrong.

When you plan out some actual infidelity, I'll post in that thread.

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Have some experience in that department or sumthin?

Well, no. But I have lots of experience with lying about where I am, back from when I was a teenager. :pppurr:

Has all been figured out. Now if I can figure out how to make sure I don't have a hangover when I wake up in 12 hours or so I'll be all set.

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Originally Posted by UnreasonablyReasonable

Has all been figured out. Now if I can figure out how to make sure I don't have a hangover when I wake up in 12 hours or so I'll be all set.

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I've always heard washing your mouth out with buckshot is wonderful for that:gaaay:

doing it with married chicks is a lot of fun and if you aren't going to bang this chick then you don't deserve help. unless she's unbangable, but then why would you want to hang out with her for a whole night alone anyway?

Just have her tell the dude she's visiting some relative(auntie dyke who hates men) for the night, meet up, bone, go on with life as normal. if the dude finds out just tell him to quit being such a bitch and maybe his chick won't bone other dudes.

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Originally Posted by coqauvin

emo ur hair

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the solution is so obvious isn't it

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Originally Posted by captain castle

:gaaay:

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This is the first time I have seen this lol.

Also to OP, kill the husband, kill the wife so no one can suspect you, then kill yourself so the cops can't arrest you.

The perfect crime.

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Originally Posted by Nermy2k

Also to OP, kill the husband, kill the wife so no one can suspect you, then kill yourself so the cops can't arrest you.

The perfect crime.

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