The Offical "Cougar Hunters for Sarah Palin" PAC

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Look at this goddess. Every time she opens her mouth, legs or eye, it's as if the heavens open above and I see beauty as God is meant to see it.

Welcome to the official Cougar Hunters for Sarah Palin Political Action Committee, this meeting will open with our anthem:

All rise!

*Anthem Pending*

Please be seated.

Let's open the floor up for praise. What shall we say about this Goddess that hasn't already been said? May she bequeath her beauty upon us for all the days of our life. She is one hot MILF and potential VPILF.

PILF for 2012.

You're a thinker. You're officially the Secretary of the 2012 campaign.

No way. Secretary is chick's work!

Jesus fucking Krist. Stop talking about Sarah Palin. Every other sentence from you is something about you wanting to bang that dumb broad.

Palin is a std infested cunt.

She looks pretty clean.

She has really great hair.

Also, her husband is cute. Def. FILF material there.

Bristol is coming up in the world with the reputation as one big knocked-up slut.

Pity.

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Originally Posted by sycld

She has really great hair.

Also, her husband is cute. Def. FILF material there.

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Todd is one dad I really want to meet

McCain/Milf '08

Because fuck it, I'm voting for the hot vp.

I'd hit it.

Bristol is a name?

Are you kidding me?

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Originally Posted by benzss

Bristol is a name?

Are you kidding me?

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Her son's name is Track. And the one with Trisonomy 21 is named Trig.

Her other daughters are Piper and Willow.

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Originally Posted by djwolford

McCain/Milf '08

Because fuck it, I'm voting for the hot vp.

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That's what I'm talking about

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Originally Posted by djwolford

McCain/Milf '08

Because fuck it, I'm voting for the hot vp.

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Personally, i wouldnt toss biden out of bed

Your kids with her will all be retarded. It is her curse.

Only trig seems to have an issue.

I think it's great Tina Fey is a potential VP.

Tina Fey will definitely be used to the fullest extent on SNL

http://www.chickipedia.com/sarah-palin/

That's what I'm talking about.

Okay, fine.

I think I'm going to go plagerize this thread. brb.

fap fap fap fap fap fap

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If I find a wife, and at age 44 she looks like that, I definitely won't complain

That's an intriguing photo lol

That has been shopped.

Something about her head is somehow incredibly repellant.

I mean other than the opinions coming out of her mouth.

It kind of makes me want to hit her in the head with a bat. She looks like a bird creature from a Final Fantasy game or something.

I can tell by the pixels, its been shopped.

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Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy

I can tell by the pixels, its been shopped.

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I shall remain blissfully ignorant

Oh God, what I would do to her. If she and Mccain get elected, we should send a mass of letters that say:

"TITS OR GTFO (in 4 years)"

The problem I have with her is I'm unfamiliar with her politics. I mean, her stance that I can gather is, "Fuck Barack Obama." Of course, when McCain dies in office from being older than the fucking Earth, she'll go after Obama guns a-blazing. This is all that I've gleaned.

it would be easier to hate this woman if she wasnt somewhat attractive and kinda cool

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Originally Posted by MalReynolds

she'll go after Obama guns a-blazing

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Literally.

Just remember..

Jesus was a community organizer, Pontius Pilate was a governor.

Jesus also inspired people for 2000 years. Pontius Pilate inspired anti-semitism.

I guess, both worked out pretty well.

People are complaining about McCain being old, but Regan was just as old and fucking Regan smash inorite?

Lol That's just former president reagan

He'll tire himself out eventually

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Originally Posted by Mr. E

People are complaining about McCain being old, but Regan was just as old and fucking Regan smash inorite?

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No, Reagan was on the top five list of horrible presidents. Probably the #2 or #3 most corrupt presidents ever, and the basic outline of Reaganomics was the basis for Bush Sr. and GW's economic policies.

He was pretty much an epic failure.

#1 worst was Warren G. Harding.


Hey this isn't about presidents. This is about the Goddess Palin.

I put Harding around 6 or 7.

I'd say top three=Nixon, Reagan, Lincoln.

GW will probably slide in as #1 once his term is over, but I'm not ranking him until then.

Your list is fucking horrible.

Lincoln is not one of the top three worst presidents.

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Originally Posted by Hippocrass

Lincoln is not one of the top three worst presidents.

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Well, technically speaking, he was the most corrupt president by far. Pretty much every thing Lincoln did broke about 1000 laws about what the President is allowed to do. But every administration has scandal out the wazoo. The only difference between presidents viewed as virtuous and presidents viewed as scandalous is their ability to cover their asses.

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Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy

Your list is fucking horrible.

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His list is fucking horrible

President Tyler was the best

He used to doorbell ditch the white house

http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/Polit...E-TO-DRILL.htm

Here is a Tshirt for you PILF hunters

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Originally Posted by Mr. E

Well, technically speaking, he was the most corrupt president by far. Pretty much every thing Lincoln did broke about 1000 laws about what the President is allowed to do. But every administration has scandal out the wazoo. The only difference between presidents viewed as virtuous and presidents viewed as scandalous is their ability to cover their asses.

His list is fucking horrible

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Get back to the plantation!

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Originally Posted by Mr. E

Well, technically speaking, he was the most corrupt president by far. Pretty much every thing Lincoln did broke about 1000 laws about what the President is allowed to do. But every administration has scandal out the wazoo. The only difference between presidents viewed as virtuous and presidents viewed as scandalous is their ability to cover their asses.

His list is fucking horrible

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YOU BE THANKFUL FOR YOUR RIGHTS.

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Originally Posted by Mr. E

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If I find a wife, and at age 44 she looks like that, I definitely won't complain

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I'm guessing I gotta be the one to point out that for a hardcore NRA babe she's holding a pellet gun in that pic.

She does look ok but shes just not my type, maybe if she done some kinky porn I'd change my mind.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/palin.asp

FANTASY DESTROYED.

lol

Jojo's type is "possessing a cock"

Yeah her opinions are utterly retarded and she can't name children for shit but I'd still hit it.

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Originally Posted by captain castle

lol

Jojo's type is "possessing a cock"

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lol

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Originally Posted by jojo

I'm guessing I gotta be the one to point out that for a hardcore NRA babe she's holding a pellet gun in that pic.

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Also the fact that she's wearing make up and has her hair up, that her skin tone changed right above her cleavage, and that there's a little pony tail sticking out the back which is totally out of place.

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Originally Posted by captain castle

lol

Jojo's type is "possessing a cock"

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OH AND THIS LULZULZULZ

All I've got to say is I'd rather ravish Palin than Biden.

I'm sure Biden thinks the exact same thing.

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Originally Posted by MalReynolds

I'm sure Biden thinks the exact same thing.

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No he doesn't.

Biden is like that Pokemon that you find in all the new versions.

Bidoof.

"A wild Bidenoof appears! Go, Palinite! Use 'Don't reform privatized medicine rhetoric' attack! It's SUPER effective! You've captured a Bidenoof. Would you like to give your Pokemon a nickname?"

"Joe."

I think I just got dumber.

This thread took a long time to get funny.

I wasn't aware it got funny.

I'd blow it in her, what the hell.

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Originally Posted by Pepsi

I wasn't aware it got funny.

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The Pokemon post made me giggle for a short while. Looking back on it all it's really not funny, just slightly amusing.

If I wasn't lazy, I'd do a proper photoshop of the battle.

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God, if there was one republican that could die in a fire and it wouldn't bother me it is Sarah Palin.

In before, "If there was one republican that could die in a fire and it wouldn't bother me it is all of them."

I am the only one who doesn't find her attractive? Like, at all?

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Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries

I am the only one who doesn't find her attractive? Like, at all?

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She falls into the category of hotness that isn't so much that you'd want to bang her as much as it is that you hope when you get married and get to be her age that your wife is as hot then as Sarah Palin is now.

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Originally Posted by Mr. E

She falls into the category of hotness that isn't so much that you'd want to bang her as much as it is that you hope when you get married and get to be her age that your wife is as hot then as Sarah Palin is now.

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So...like, she's the standard of hotness that has endured over thirty decades of life?

Isn't that like saying "Sure that slice of pizza is old but I'm starving and nothin' fresh is around?"

And yes, I compare women to food. That explains both my obesity and my loneliness.

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Originally Posted by Mr. E

God, if there was one republican that could die in a fire and it wouldn't bother me it is Sarah Palin.

In before, "If there was one republican that could die in a fire and it wouldn't bother me it is all of them."

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Let me put it this way...

now that Dubya can't really do anymore damage than he already has, if I could only choose one Republican to die in a fire and one Republican to go to trial in the Hague, the former would be Palin and the later would be W. Bush.

Would fist her mouth over and over till I cum.