What's everybody going as for Halloween?

I'm going as Captain Obvious. Some sort of "standard" superhero costume that will make it...well...obvious who I am.

grammar nazi

How are you gonna do that?

http://yogan.meinungsverstaerker.de/...ammar_nazi.jpg

I am not sure yet.

I want my boyfriend and I to dress up as some kinda couple but its hard to find something we agree on.

I'm going as Seto Kaiba, wearing the ensemble he wore during Battle City
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...ved/kaiba2.gif

http://artintelligence.net/review/wp...enisdealer.jpg

You know that tingly feeling you get when your foot goes to sleep.

That.

I am going to wear only pants and when people ask "what are you?" I will say "A premature ejaculator. I came in my pants"

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I am going to wear only pants and when people ask "what are you?" I will say "A premature ejaculator. I came in my pants"

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lol thats actually pretty funny

I'm going for simple. I'm just going to be a demon. Red dress, red heels, horns, fangs, and crazy makeup. All done.

My friend and I are being Mario and Luigi...with REAL mustaches.

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...with REAL mustaches.

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gross

i will probably go as peach though so props

LEGO man

I'm going to go as someone with pupils the size of quarters and a needle hanging out of his arm.

"I'M ON MEFFF!"

Ash from pokemon

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I am going to wear only pants and when people ask "what are you?" I will say "A premature ejaculator. I came in my pants"

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That's sexy.

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My friend and I are being Mario and Luigi...with REAL mustaches.

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That's not so much.



I'm going as Sanjaya Malakar, that half-Indian half-Italian gay guy from American Idol.

In other words... I just look like I normally do.



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gross

i will probably go as peach though so props

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But Peach is always down for a mustache ride D:

Ew Sanjaya.

I'll be ignoring these pathetic excuse for a holiday / celebration like I do every year.

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I'll be ignoring these pathetic excuse for a holiday / celebration like I do every year.

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Ignoring Halloween?

YOU, sir, have issues.

Whats not to love about an excuse to dress up and eat lots of candy?

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Ignoring Halloween?

YOU, sir, have issues.

Whats not to love about an excuse to dress up and eat lots of candy?

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I think the proper phrase is:

dress up and get fucked up

Hmm... getting drunk/high in normal clothes vs. getting drunk/high dressed up like Zorro or Satan or Casper the Friendly Ghost...

The possibilities are endless!

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I think the proper phrase is:

dress up and get fucked up

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I believe that both options are completely acceptable.

post-op transvestite

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post-op transvestite

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penis and balls taped back or snip snip snip

possibility 3: penis is so small it looks like a rather large clit anyways.

The only reason I participate in Halloween is cause its "All Girls Be Slutty Day" at college.

They aren't sluttly, they just dress like that to tease you.

It's like me wearing steak and telling a lion not to approach and ravage me.

I'm just gonna wear that slipknot mask that resembles hannibal lecter.

I'm really lazy. I always have plans of grandeur, but I'm too lazy

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I'll be ignoring these pathetic excuse for a holiday / celebration like I do every year.

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I'll probably do this one as well.

Halloween isn't big over here at all. K-Mart might sell a mask or two, black nail polish, and bulk shitty candy but other than that its just another day...

I am just going to be in street clothes and when someone asked, "What are you suppose to be?" My reply shall be "Broke!" and then I will proceed to kick them in the stones.

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I am going to wear only pants and when people ask "what are you?" I will say "A premature ejaculator. I came in my pants"

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thats fucking brilliants

Hopefully this year I'm having a party! Yay! With Indy and Oktoberfest celebrations around it's a costume extravaganza around here of late and upcoming. I might be lazy and just do the French maid thing.

I'm going as The (blue) Spy from TF2 cuz I have a blue suit already. I was thinking about going as the Fox NFL Robot but that seemed too complicated and expensive.

Brendan from the movie Brick. It's simple, as I have his hair color and glasses and jeans. I'm just missing the white t-shirt and tan/gray sweatshirt.

We don't make a big deal of halloween over here, but I'm going to a zombie-themed party next week. I'm going as Shaun of the Dead. Gonna be good.

I am thinking about going as one of the monarchs henchmen but more drunk.

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We don't make a big deal of halloween over here, but I'm going to a zombie-themed party next week. I'm going as Shaun of the Dead. Gonna be good.

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MAng, YOU should make a big deal out of it. Just dress as a zombie everywhere you go.

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Brendan from the movie Brick. It's simple, as I have his hair color and glasses and jeans. I'm just missing the white t-shirt and tan/gray sweatshirt.

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Good movie, I went to the premiere.

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I am going to wear only pants and when people ask "what are you?" I will say "A premature ejaculator. I came in my pants"

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I'm taking his idea

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Good movie, I went to the premiere.

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No shit. It's ranked #1 on my top whatever movie list. I watch it at least once a month.

Jabbawockeez.

I will dress like a slut and be completely unrelated to halloween.