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Is it appropriate to ask you to stop taking pictures?
take a picture of all your drugs submerged in a toilet bowl
These pictures have made me realize that all white people look the same.
I see you're Asian, that's unfortunate seeing as you're fucking stupid.
TOGS, why so emotional?
It is a quite reasonable suggestion.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy
itt: absolution breaks racist asian stereotypes
you have a weird head
also, what is a best girl friend?
a girl that he liked, but she put him in the friends zone so now they're "really good friends".Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
probably.
there is no such thing as a guy and a girl who are "really good friends"Quote:
Originally Posted by srsinternets
Or a friend zone.
I bet her name is Emily.
Correct. There is no friend zone, but there are two zones commonly misconstrued as a friend zone. Those two zones are the 'I'm not attracted to you' zone and the 'you're not trying hard enough' zone.Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
I liked it better when I didn't know Absolution was Asian.
itt: everyone casually overlooks absolution's arrogance in making a thread glorifying himself rather than posting in the 'post a recent photo of yourself' thread
Well I already knew Absolution was undeservedly arrogant
Haha yes!Quote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
Hey, my youngest ain't even a year old yet....Quote:
Originally Posted by ozzy
Now if I could only remember the combo to my gunsafe.
Or John Wayne's burial spot.
Time for Google. Or at least a legal name change for my little one...
but are you getting married
Clean up your nasty fucking fridge, how can you eat out of that thing?
someone needs a gimmick account for Yo Yo Ma and post a 'one time at band camp' thread
we are overlooking something...we have too many asians here.
I see you have a box of kleenex next to your bed.
well not like i was ever going to make cookies for you, but now i certainly don't have to lol
also i remember you said i would probably think one of your friends was attractive and i will tell you now that i find no one itt attractive
Dicks, cmon, don't lie.
ha ha yeahQuote:
Originally Posted by srsinternets
Man, your fridge is gross. Get your shit together.
THE ABSOLUTION UPDATE
fuck azns always squinting their eyes and shit
you should clean out that fridge
I feel like I should know you, only because you live in south jersey.
I feel like you should have sex with me, only because you're attractive.Quote:
Originally Posted by hippopotamus
EDIT: Hmm, that doesn't work in every situation, does it?
Only if you are half hindu and half italian and overly promiscuous on the internetQuote:
Originally Posted by srsinternets
Your chin is trumped only by Jay Leno's.
and you say you don't understand when I say you look like a cartoonQuote:
Originally Posted by Absolution
nice face chinzilla
Quote:
Originally Posted by srsinternets
As long as the other person has charisma, it does..
you look like an ugly dyke in this pictureQuote:
Originally Posted by Absolution
oh btw i'm not saying that all dykes are ugly... i've actually met some rather attractive ones. but in this case he doesn't look like a pretty dyke.
an ugly dyke with good hair.
orrr just a baby face azn.
The concept of a gay man finding a gay woman attractive isQuote:
Originally Posted by sycld
There is a difference between you personally finding someone sexually attractive and admitting they are an attractive person. Men don't do this often for fear of being called gay. But one might say "Johnny Depp is an attractive person" or a straight woman might say "Halle Berry is beautiful" etc. etc.
I know I was being silly
this feels familiar
mr e you should have learned by now that the internet is no place for silliness
Yeah MrTroy still doesn't know how to internet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
ABSOLUTION EDIT
By the looks of it, neither do you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Absolution
Absolution I think you would look more normal if you didn't smile or smirk in your pictures.
You know Absolution only looked half asian with the first photo he posted, but now he's just showing off his Asian features more and more with every photo he posts