William Shakespeare
Poetry
No Country for Old Men and There will be Blood
Ed Hardy shirts
Quentin Tarantino movies. They're all shit
Coffee
Chinese food
30 Rock
Female comediennes (sorry, ladies you are just not funny at all)
Now you go.
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William Shakespeare
Poetry
No Country for Old Men and There will be Blood
Ed Hardy shirts
Quentin Tarantino movies. They're all shit
Coffee
Chinese food
30 Rock
Female comediennes (sorry, ladies you are just not funny at all)
Now you go.
The only one I can agree with on your list is 'There Will Be Blood'. 30 Rock is pretty overrated though.
My list:
The Catcher In The Rye
Comic Books
Cheese
The Godfather Trilogy
LOTR
Pork
Normal Coffee
Seafood
Miguel Cervantes
Simonj, how can you dislike the Godfather movies?
Definitely No Country for Old Men.
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (ok I don't hate it, it's just my second least favorite out of the six).
Metallica
Fallout 3
Universal Healthcare
The first two Metroid games.
A majority of recycling.
skins
the mighty boosh
the dark knight
the political left
The Beatles
Beer
Bacon
Titanic
Trailer Park Boys
Eggs
The Beatles
Pink Floyd
It's just a bunch of old men mumbling. Every single character in those films is as much of a cliche as possible. The dialogue isn't anywhere near as good as people would have you think. They're way too long. It glamorises a horrible, brutal way of life that should not be looked upon favourably etc.
It's only redeeming features are it's beautiful cinematography, great acting and decent execution of an overrated story. All of which are not enough to give it a place on every single 'greatest movies' list that exists.
All it is is a critic's wet dream.
hey f you simonj
The Godfather movies taught me more than anything what it means for me to be an Italian-American. Don't make me sparare you with my carrabino.
Mayonnaise
Salad Dressing
Slutty Women
Basketball
You don't need to say "female comediannes." It's implied that they're female by the suffix.
It's also not really a suffix.
And I will be the first hilarious lady comic in a century.
Being Italian, I'm supposed to like tomatoes, cannoli, and biscotti. I hate all three.
since i basically have to say this...
...vaginas.
...va-gina.
I dislike Muse and Radiohead, but I wouldnt say hate. They're overrated in my opinion.
mozart
church
Oh yeah, its all the Baptists and Protestants that should like it.
With their short services and tea and coffee.....bastards
overrated :)
Lost (i guess)
sororities
shots
the mightyboosh (its plain shit)
many, MANY of the bands around in the UK today, they all sound like oasis, or try to sound like oasis
potatos
chips (except mcdonalds, cant taste the potato due to the salt)
Lost
eggs
I cant think of anymore at the moment, but there are quite a few things that I think to myself "people only like this because of the hype"
the mona lisa
theres too much hype around it for such a small painting
1- Poetry
2- Ford truck owners (we fuckin' get it rednecks, shut up and go back to bonejacking your sister)
3-Cooked spinach.
4- Family Photos.
Tea. It's like, yeah, I'm British. I get it. Don't go on about tea. I hate the stuff.
I also hate my granddad because he has Alzhiemers so whenever he offers me a brew and I say 'yeah, I'll have a coffee thanks' he ALWAYS makes me tea. Without fail. Not to mention the way he tells me the same stories over and over and over again because he doesn't know he's told me them. And he reads the Daily Mail every single day even though he's actually very liberal.
And football. Bunch of overpaid wankers kicking a ball around for 90 minutes.
life
other people
The game.
north american culture
The Great Gatsby. How the fuck is that a classic? Classicly turrible morelike.
Jews.
no he likes to fuck us anally
Macbeth
the musical Rent
cheese, mushrooms, avocado, asparagus and other foods my family loves
I don't know if anyone is supposed to like avocado or asparagus. They're both nasty.
However, disliking cheese is a sign of lunacy.
avocado is nice
however mushrooms are not. nor are olives. or shrimps/prawns.
Cheese and olives are delicious.
Avocados, asparagus and mushrooms are not.
also Judaism
also libertarianism
also my dad
holy shit didn't mean for THAT to come out
vegetables, chicken, turkey and other shitty food.
I hate White Power Bill
lol white power bill
i love arrested development
Bono but I guess the only one who thinks we're 'supposed' to like him is the vain bastard himself.
Forgot to add Asian porn. Chicks always sound like they're crying and all the good parts are censored. Not a fan.
Lesbian porn at times can suck, too.
hmm, interesting. well we're finally making some progress.
please, lie down on my couch. relax.
now. have you ever had an urge to have sex with your mother?
(please ignore my hand entering your pants; it's all a part of the therapy i assure you)
sycld is the kind of psychologist that they write Law and Order: SVU episodes about
you should combine your ANALYTICAL mind with your THERAPIST skills and make business cards
aw guys come on catcher in the rye is a good book. It is a wonderful snapshot of the sheer fagginess that every adolescent boy goes through, unabashedly displayed. I like it for the job it does of characterizing that, in spite of the fact that I hate holden caulfield for being an annoying douchebag.
analrapist
The Boondock Saints - Going where countless other movies have gone before, but with worse acting and more asinine plot elements
MadTV - I have watched several episodes, for the same reason why I will always eat a piece of celery out of the vegetable platter, on the off chance that every other time I've tried it I was wrong, and this time I'll actually like it. Needless to say, both are shit.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Let's take a semi-interesting concept, put it in the perspective of a little girl, and then go on and on about everything that isn't the semi-interesting concept. Also, why not a fucking albino neighbor? Shit ya, money time.
Religious Militants - I can't stand people who try to shove their viewpoint down my throat. I have my beliefs, I like them, and I don't feel the need to change them. And hold on there, atheists, don't get too excited, since 80% of you are worse that almost the entirety of religious people; I don't give a shit what you think either, and I don't need your play-by-play of every discrepancy in the Bible.
Are we supposed to like religious militants?
Is that why the war against Al Queda is going so badly, cos we're meant to like tham??
Oh ok, I wouldnt describe them as militant but yeah, I see your point.
But I dont think we're meant to like them either....I think their aim is to piss you off until you agree
Art
The Wire
Kings of Leon (I mean, seriously, they are awful)
Cars (or vehicles in general for that matter)
Black girls
Oscar winning movies (for the most part)
come on guys to kill a mockingbird was a touching coming of age story where a little girl doesn't really comprehend the enormity of what's happening around her, but has to cope with it anyway and also it cemented gregory peck as the manliest man to ever be a man on the silver screen
Art Museums
U2
Rum
Desert
i wanted to redefine my entry as 'pop-culture' but i realized there are aspects of north american culture that repulse me that aren't connected to pop culture, although the latter certainly gets a concentrated dose of my spite.
Red Wine
Charlie Chaplin movies that aren't The Great Dictator
UFC, pretty much everyone I know likes it but I'm just not interested.
i like desserts but i'm picky about them and also i like the main parts of a meal more so i'm generally full by dessert time
OOOOHHHHHH
FUCKING CHRISTMAS MUSIC
and yeah, I don't particularly like any kind of dessert, but I do love me some pie. Everything else can get thrown out for all I care.
I also don't really like any kind of chocolate except for Lindt Dark chocolate. Milk and white chocolate are gross.
No one likes Christmas music.
Not even Jesus.
whaaat come on
desserts are fucking awesome, though i have an insatiable sweet tooth
now that i think about it there are far fewer foods that i dislike than most people, since i've been fed all different kinds of food by my parents since i was a little kid and well fuck i'm half italian, and frankly my indian relatives "live to eat" too.
the fuds i don't particularly like are brussel sprouts, vagina emisisons, raw carrots (though cooked carrots are greaaat), and not too much more than that.
so do i :(
that is a large enough number to indicate medical insanity
(edit: or cause it)
Just so we're clear here. You said "desert" not "dessert"
Dude fuck deserts
Television.
Watermelon.
Carbonated beverages.
Sunlight.
Milk.