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who told you about this site
i want to make sure they get in the big drawing for the referral prize
no such username here. i want to make sure he gets in the drawing for the prize, what is his name hereQuote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
it is one of the new iPod Unos that are coming out soon, they are really awesome!!
It must have been Tidus..
ahaha
http://satorieee.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=talk5
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7416/dinouh3.jpg
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Satori_Everything
A board to talk about me. This isn't a board to flame me. We have an offensive stuff board to flame people.
How's your peanut butter infested vagina doing?
:( that guy isn't a member here either, i don't think we can enter him in the drawing if we don't know who he is here :( :(
satori i forgot what you look like (if i've ever seen you) can you post a pic so i can put a face to a name please
I ate the rest of my peanut butter yesterday. I ate some cereal and macaroni today. I want to wait until Wednesday to buy more food because I work tomorrow. Unless they cancelled I didn't check my phone messages.
Yeah, I don't know if Neomax goes here anymore. Maybe he does other things in his life.
I never posted a picture here. I have profile pictures on my msn. But I do want to make a new msn account.
Gimmick
oh fuck, here we go again.
http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pi...ures_19516.jpg
whats your msn
I want to make a new msn hotmail account today.
Yeah I meant it was one big board made up of smaller boards. Kind of like a house is made out of a bunch of wooden boards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick Scarf
Check your phone messages.Quote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
And what sort of masturbation techniques have you been using as of late?
NeoMax was Chlorophyll fyi. That faggot is lurking here somewhere.
Please don't be mean to him. I liked him. He helped me build my website.Quote:
Originally Posted by ozzy
As for masturbation, I just mostly masturbated to pictures of women I bring to bed. So just mostly blankets, my hands. With pictures to look at instead of my imagination/mind. Yeah, I want to check my messenges though. I'm kinda lazy and it is the evening I work so I wasn't that worried. No one usually calls me though. I just tell them msn/email I like better. I'm on my computer lot of the time.
What a wonderful addition to our community
epic troll is epic, wait, maybe chlorophag is satori.... hmmm
No. We are totally different people. I think he is way better at computers than me.
oh jesus christ
you know i know that s_e is most likely some fucking joke of a gimmick. but suspending disbelief for the moment, would really like to meet satori everything in real life to fuck around with her easily malleable head.
No I have no gimmick.
Where do you live? I live in Edmonton.
oh I live in edmonton too we should totally meet up ^_^
Where and when would you like to meet up?
Satori I am offended you do not experiment with food items in your masturbation. Have you even had sex?
can we meet at your place Saturday?Quote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
I was thinking of something more in public like a mall or restaurant or something. It might be a bit strange if the other people who live in the house knew I bring people I don't know very well. So yeah, I'd prefer something more public.
oh ok
well i don't like hanging out at places like the mall
i'd rather just stay around the house
and my house is going to have a party by my roommates and i don't feel like being there
so i'd rather hang out at your place
And by roommates you mean your cat?
no
Well maybe we could meet up at one of the colleges or grocery store. It is that my landlord owns the house and well doesn't really like me bringing people over.
oh ok that sounds good
where do you want to meet then give me a place i mean it can be near you since i have a car and can drive or it can be anywhere really
I live in hope that someone will claim responsibility for creating s_e as a gimmick one day.
Satori I am offended you have no answered my question
I am shocked and appalled that you came back. Even if you are someone's fucking gimmick, I can't stand the inane rambling. I just can't.
My msn is private and only 4 people know it.
I knew this day would come...it was just a matter of time.
well we now know who one of the 4 people is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepsi
Nope.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
Sorry. I missed it. I'm doing so much stuff now. Checking my website, reading my email, checking this site, that I didn't notice. No, I haven't. As for why I don't masturbate with food, well back then I used to have no website. So I was bored more. But now I feel like not as bored so I'm happier. I think less about masturbation and more about my website.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kal El
My msn is s_efans @ live.com
Maybe we could meet at West Edmonton Mall.
Couple questions though?
1. What should we do when we meet?
2. What are the reasons you want to meet me?
To see if you are real I guess. And not some creepy fat dude living in your mom's basement that has nothing better to do than to make up stories about 'batin with peanut butter.
If you're not a gimmick then my god woman I feel sorry that you suck so hard.
bye this i'm assuming you mean your dead website.Quote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
Im glad you're back! You are such a great poster we need your awesome insight on things around here.
I like your website too.
One of a kind.Quote:
Originally Posted by from her website
Tila Tequila pisses me off so much. I mean shit I could be famous if I was a miniscule azn chick with big fake boobs and many tattoos and pretended to be bisexual.
Where's my goddamn reality show?
Why would YOU get one? You're not a miniscule azn chick with big fake boobs and many tattoos and pretend to be bisexual. If you were I bet it would make a great reality show!Quote:
Originally Posted by gina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bO5BAujCbkQuote:
Originally Posted by Drunkmike
No way thats exactly what I had in my mind when I posted that.
Not. lol.
Oh. I see. Yeah true, not everyone tells the truth about their identity. But I mean I'm not a dude and well I'm not really fat. I wouldn't mind losing about 5 pounds. Yeah, I kind of want to go back to school so I can get some more hours at my job. But yeah I remember when I was younger how I loved posting on Lws. How Lws was pretty much the only thing I mainly did besides going to work and sometimes going out for shopping or to meet up with people occasionly not everyday. I used to have some pics of me on my computer but then my computer crashed but then again if I would have thought to save them then I wouldn't have to worry about that. I must have been to lazy too. Saying I'll do it later because I have time. But then I run out of time. But as I say I'm really female and not male but I mean if you still don't believe well then I showed some people some pics and I have a few on my myspace. Just the ones on my myspace are just body parts not my whole face.
Yeah, I know my website is pretty dead. Mostly people don't post there except me. But occasionly someone else does.
Thanks.
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Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
Wow that is an awesome paragraph Satori_Everything. +repped.
Mother fucker.
hahahaha cause distrust lol..thats greatQuote:
Originally Posted by Pepsi
Posted on the wrong account Satori?Quote:
Originally Posted by Anonymous D
I, for one, hope it really is S_E.
I remember her from CD.1 and she provided major lols. I know she's more than likely just a troll/gimmick but, come on guys, it's a much more creative troll/gimmick than usual.
I agree to be honest.
Gimmick or not, its funny. (Kudos if it is a gimmick)
And its much better than burgd.
1. i don't know talk and maybe get a snack or go clothes shopping you know something fun maybe go to the bathroom at some pointQuote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
2. because you see like an interesting individual and i might be attracted to you and i hope that you might be attracted to me. maybe we could buy each other underwear. my underwear mostly has streaks on them that won't come out so i need new underwear.
if anyone cares, this SE poster actually does have an edmonton IP addy
lol what.Quote:
Originally Posted by ozzy
Im pissed shes back. I dont think I could ever pull off a troll like that.
Oh great. Annoying AND Canadian. Double whammy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick Scarf
Sinonims.Quote:
Originally Posted by Space Cowboy
You are smart. How did you know my ip address?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick Scarf
hippocrass
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Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
Hello Satori! Nadia hasn't been posting for a while but Gina is a very sexy girl.
You should try talking to her.
Eww gross. Don't even try it.
Oh Gina, stop playing hard to get.
I pray God this is a gimmick...otherwise we have the new BurgD fo' sho'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
BurgD was annoying. Satori is pure comedy, gimmick or not.
You have very low humor standards. I'll bet you like Dane Cook.Quote:
Originally Posted by KT.
I wouldn't even know what to say during an explicit chat with a lesbian.
It'd be like that scene in Forrest Gump where that Black Panther guy is talking to him. Just someone blathering on about god knows what while my attention is completely on something else. (And then I see Jenny getting slapped and I rush to save her.)
Gina, just tell Satori you are a guy.
It worked for me.
Okay.
I am a man. My dick is biblical in length and girth.
so are we going to meet up or what you didn't say anything to me and I'm sad are you rejecting my offer? i don't like rejectionQuote:
Originally Posted by sycld
You cant ignore ginas girth.
Jenny being slapped might be a good place to start in such a chat.Quote:
Originally Posted by gina
Will you be at the West Edmonton Mall bus terminal at 4:10 pm?Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
well it would hardly be an expense of energy or intelligence to create a troll that was better than thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Pepsi
tidus, I'm disappointed not because I expected better from you but because there was potential there
well, it was going pretty well for a while if you look at some other posts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Think
yeah i'll meet you there omg i'm so excited :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
where were you s_e i was at the west edmonton mall bus terminal at 4:10 pm and i asked everyone there if they were s_e but none of them were s_e where were you i feel so rejected but oh well
sycld, je pense que tu n'est pas un coeur
mais il n'est pas qu'elque chose mal - je regarde tes 'antics' comme vraiment amusant
Satori_Everything, please answer honestly:
Have you ever considered that you might have some emotional issues?
Satori_Everything, please answer honestly:
Have you ever considered the possibility that you may be clinically insane?
je suis pas un coeur? oui, c'est vrai :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
ma j'ai un coeur; c'est seulment che ce ne fonctionne quelchefois.
c'est difficile parce que des mots que je veux utilisé est vraiment similaire de des mots en anglais
i surprised myself by realising i could read most of that french
i speak french like a retarded 3 year old
albeit one that can swear a lot
so it's not particularly difficult french
i guess not
i can't speak it at all either
i am guessing i can only read it (just about) from all the time in early school years i spent doing it
but lol speaking it, nowai
edit: i thought i should say, by 'i can read it' i actually mean 'i can pick up the odd word enough to get the rough gist of the sentence'
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by sycld
what i meant to say was (that you already figured out) tu n'as pas un coeur
BUT YOU KNOW
Tengo un gato grande en mis pantalones.
i don't understand your heathen moonspeak
Why do you have a big cat in your pants?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shinysides
ton beau / tombeau
mon couer / moqueuer
coq / penis
Why don't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
I am new.. But enjoying your english/french conversation...
hahaha if i actually spoke french properly, i would enjoy our english/french conversation so much moreQuote:
Originally Posted by J Smith
tabarnak
this j smith character is a pathetic advertisement thingy... just look at the links in his sig.
browsing with sigs turned off since '99
I was waiting for my bus. Maybe next time you could describe what you are wearing so then I can look for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
Pinche gringos es no bueno y quiero fumar mota