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Some people have them.
hahahahahahahahahah
Is this thread for real? Yes, to all of your questions, and yes you should give up on life.
Have you ever thought that maybe you are too self conscious and insecure?
5. Do you think girls would like another girl lets call her girl a better if girl a had a boyfriend?
Illiterate.
Get off of your computer, join a club, join a gym, go for a walk, stop a random stranger in the street...
you are your own problem.
I remember you from LWS! Wow...that brings me back.
Go back to dipping your dildo in peanut butter.
Maybe you can try craigslist or match.com and find your one true love but hey I wouldn't bet on it.
hahaha
Well hey, all I can say is pics or it didn't happen.
Right guys?
Lets get a hot or not profile up here Satori. I will personally do you myself if you make a 7.5 or higher. Then you'll be free to engorge on all the wild crazy lesbian dildo sex that will be thrown at you once the world hears about it.
........and after I post the vid on 4chan.
Why go there when all she has to do is wander down the supermarket aisle?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadia
Quote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
Are we gonna do it or what.
My brain is going to explode.
oh my god
You should have a poll on this. Then I could vote the comedy option and you could clearly see what you should do.
Which is kill yourself.
PS is thatta way Satori.
WB btw.
also lol botb right here.
Satori. Seriously. Answer me this:
Why in the fuck would you ask a girl out when she has a boyfriend? She obviously enjoys the peen, not your peanut butter particled encrusted nasty vadge.
Anyway, I really think you should just go the route of internet dating instead of whining about being single to us. We only make fun of you. Try stuff like okcupid or plentyoffish and quit being so damn needy all the time.
How old is Satori meant to be?
At this point, whatever age she gives will piss me off.
no everyone, don't feed the god damn troll, you will only encourage it.
I suppose you guys all thought The Grey was a real person too
Ah c'mon the grey was awesome.
I liked his stories, gimmick or not, he was a good poster.
lol, The Grey
oh jeepers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
hey satori post your picture and i'll be your girlfriend on a trial run basis
This page has the answers for you, S-E.
And the apocalypse begins...
But who is peanut butter?Quote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
Who was the grey again?
tgo
me too :(Quote:
Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries
I still cannot fathom how peanut butter could possibly substitute for a girlfriend
I mean dildoes and vibrators are one thing, but peanut butter is quite another
Peanut Butter rocks her entire worldQuote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
I assumed she has a dog.Quote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
You should probably stick your hand in a blender.
by law of association if this came to fruition you're out of my lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by DickStivers
edit: hahahahahahaha
Goddamn satori goto a gay bar
Is it weird to go up to them and ask them if I can take a picture and get their phone number?Quote:
Originally Posted by Snead
am i the only one who cannot laugh at this person
I have never found this to be funny
Satori_Everything reminds me of my ex-girlfriend's ex-girlfriend who is now my ex-girlfriend's stalker.
really? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
haha luvs u s_e
S_E, just get their cell phone number so you can text them the picture, then call them, track them, and rape them.
Holy shit