I'm a weakling.

So at work my supervisor told me to bring the cutlery from the kitchen over. Our cutlery is stored in bins. Well I tried. But it was too heavy for me. I asked the dishwasher to help me. She picked it up by herself. I asked one of my coworkers to pick up the rest. He picked them up. Then one of the kitchen staff transfered the bins off the cart to the floor. He said it wasn't that heavy. Now people know that I am weaker than them. I feel so weak. My coworkers are stronger than me. What should I do?

Lift weights? What do you think weak people do?

Oh. I don't have any. That would mean I have to either go to the gym or buy some. Could I use some furniture or boxes or my computer or tv or something? It is 3:43 am. Stores are closed now. True, weights would help. It would take some time to work. So I guess I have to still be weak for now. Thanks. Hopefully something around the house would work so I don't have to buy a gym pass or weights.

Some people who are weak don't care they are weak. But yeah, if they do care than weights.

PS out of PS...

Oh and suicide is a good answer. And steroids.

Try not wanting a completely instant solution to every single problem you have.

But yeah, bulk up. Smarts obviously aint your thing....

lol

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Try not wanting a completely instant solution to every single problem you have.

But yeah, bulk up. Smarts obviously aint your thing....

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Lol.
Instant girlfriend.
Instant no longer weak.
Thanks.
But if I bulk up I would get heavier. I'd rather lose weight or stay the same weight I am now. I don't like gaining weight anymore. I would prefer to get more muscle and less fat but not sure if I can without gaining weight.

Get a man. Then stay at home and clean and cook and have children.

You're the reason cheuvinism still exists.

Try cutting off your arms, then no one will expect your to be strong.

kill yourself

No one should be this stupid.

I like to look at it more like internet performance art.

S_E isn't only entertaining, but is of significant cultural importance also.

i think you should lift heavy things at home. start with light things then do heavier things. i think this will strengthen your arms. then you can lift stuff at work.

or you could get a backbrace. that might help you lift stuff.

If you want to gain strength without gaining weight, starting running/biking/etc. (and eating right, if you aren't already) as well as lifting. You'll lose fat as you gain muscle.

Why did this question require a thread.

Suicide is the only way.

Try lifting your house/apartment building.

It's probably too heavy but you never know, sometimes people surprise themselves.

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Try lifting your house/apartment building.

It's probably too heavy but you never know, sometimes people surprise themselves.

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You have this habit of ruining everything

You have a habit of ruining forums

Satori I feel like every task you perform you do it in slow motion. Like you move through life as if you were permanently underwater.

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You have this habit of ruining everything

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Bad vendetta is bad.

Ironic post is ironic. (absolution's)

Thanks for telling us. I was wondering if you could actually lift things and now I know you can't.

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Get a man. Then stay at home and clean and cook and have children.

You're the reason cheuvinism still exists.

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Flirt/be nice with my male coworkers. Try to convince one of them to like me/be my boyfriend? I think that is probably what some of my other female coworkers do. Except they all have boyfriends so the guys are willing to just be friends.

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i think you should lift heavy things at home. start with light things then do heavier things. i think this will strengthen your arms. then you can lift stuff at work.

or you could get a backbrace. that might help you lift stuff.

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I was thinking about lifting heavy stuff at home. So thanks for the idea. I think most people lift weights. Weights would be easier. But at least this method is free.

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lol

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This sums up my reaction to everything Satori posts

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If you want to gain strength without gaining weight, starting running/biking/etc. (and eating right, if you aren't already) as well as lifting. You'll lose fat as you gain muscle.

Why did this question require a thread.

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I thought running and biking help with endurance and make your legs stronger. I don't know about arms. You could be right. It could help maintain your balance and stability. So I don't feel like I am going to fall over and drop the bin. I eat mostly cereal, noodles, peanut butter sandwiches at home. I thought I got enough protein. Maybe I should buy fruits or vegetables. At work I eat healthier as I eat leftover food. Maybe my diet at home isn't high enough in protein and vitamins. Especially since sometimes I only work two days a week. So changing my home diet might help. Thanks.

Update: Some furniture is hard to move around. I don't want to lift up my tv stand because my tv is on it and I don't want to take out the cable. I don't want to lift up my computer desk because I don't want to unplug my computer as I am using it now. I put some boxes of stuff on my desk and lift it. I have to pile quite a bit and balance it so it doesn't fall off. Most of my boxes are light. It is really awkward as my hands are really fall apart as the boxes are there. It seems like I am lifting the desk with my legs more. My legs end up pressed against the desk. Otherwise I get off balance and my boxes fall off the desk. I sure hope what I am doing helps and is not a waste of time.

play them in a game of chess and rape whoever loses

Five bucks says Satori does something stupid and hurts herself, if of course Satori is real.

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I thought running and biking help with endurance and make your legs stronger. I don't know about arms. You could be right. It could help maintain your balance and stability. So I don't feel like I am going to fall over and drop the bin. I eat mostly cereal, noodles, peanut butter sandwiches at home. I thought I got enough protein. Maybe I should buy fruits or vegetables. At work I eat healthier as I eat leftover food. Maybe my diet at home isn't high enough in protein and vitamins. Especially since sometimes I only work two days a week. So changing my home diet might help. Thanks.

Update: Some furniture is hard to move around. I don't want to lift up my tv stand because my tv is on it and I don't want to take out the cable. I don't want to lift up my computer desk because I don't want to unplug my computer as I am using it now. I put some boxes of stuff on my desk and lift it. I have to pile quite a bit and balance it so it doesn't fall off. Most of my boxes are light. It is really awkward as my hands are really fall apart as the boxes are there. It seems like I am lifting the desk with my legs more. My legs end up pressed against the desk. Otherwise I get off balance and my boxes fall off the desk. I sure hope what I am doing helps and is not a waste of time.

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all i see here is peanut butter

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all i see here is peanut butter

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You have some fucked up eye-sight.

All I see is Satori on top of a box, legs wide open, with a peanut butter covered cucumber

Been away from CD for several years. Since the old school. And I STILL remember Satori_Everything and her kickass posts. Fuck yeah.

Well that would be nice if CD had been around for years.

If I remember correctly there was a CD in LivingWithStyle

Yes but this CD = ! the CD on LWS.

Well I wouldn't really know cause this is the second time I've been here since I registered.

forgive kal el he is just an ass

Satori_Everything is real. You can't fake Satori_Everything. I dare you to even try.

i agree

but i mean there's no way in hell burgd would be good enough to fake the nuances and intricacies of this character

Well where is S_E?

She seems to have disappeared.

This saddens me.

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i agree

but i mean there's no way in hell burgd would be good enough to fake the nuances and intricacies of this character

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It's really not that difficult

"So should I ask out this girl I work with? She's really cute and we always talk to each other, but I'm afraid that she'll think that I'm weird for asking her out on a date."

I just did it

no you didn't

you are a being of zero subtlety

gwahir is right, there is no way burg could fake S_E as a gimmick, or even imitate her.
I have said this since the start....

also absolution that was a fucking poor imitation, if you think it was spot on then you're as stupid as everyone says.

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Well where is S_E?

She seems to have disappeared.

This saddens me.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUA0ai0XxRU

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUA0a...Stereo Version

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that url made me lol

fixed.

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It's really not that difficult

"So should I ask out this girl I work with? She's really cute and we always talk to each other, but I'm afraid that she'll think that I'm weird for asking her out on a date."

I just did it

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That's actually pretty good. I sometimes think that stuff about some of my coworkers. I don't know what should I do? What do you guys think?

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That's actually pretty good. I sometimes think that stuff about some of my coworkers. I don't know what should I do? What do you guys think?

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rape is the answer.

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That's actually pretty good. I sometimes think that stuff about some of my coworkers. I don't know what should I do? What do you guys think?

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Um, converse with them, ask them about their person lives without being too prying, and find out if any of your female coworkers are carpet munchers?

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Um, converse with them, ask them about their person lives without being too prying, and find out if any of your female coworkers are carpet munchers?

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If so, go cut a rug with them.

Heh heh, get it? Carpet - rug. "Cut a rug" Get it?

Damn I'm funny.

I'm a strongling.

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If so, go cut a rug with them.

Heh heh, get it? Carpet - rug. "Cut a rug" Get it?

Damn I'm funny.

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Dude you could totally write fo' Mad TV.

Or Scrubs.

Or Two and a Half Men

Or *any unfunny show here*

Scrubs has its moments

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Dude you could totally write fo' Mad TV.

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Or Scrubs.

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Or Two and a Half Men

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This got progressively worse.

At first I was like "Awrite!"

Then I was like "Wait wut?"

Then I was like "Aww mang."

Scrubs had it's moments.

Mad TV was saved only by the very few great people who have worked on it. Notably Artie Lange.

But no one can save Two and a Half Men. That cause was lost long, long ago... In a galaxy far, far away.

I actually saw the episode with Martin Sheen in today. I thought 'oh, this one might be good'.

Nope.

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Oh. Well some of the girls that I know like other girls but they don't like me. Perhaps it is because I'm almost always happy/smiling in a good mood and they aren't. Or maybe it is some other reason. As for asking about their life whenever I ask what's up/ new/what they like to do, they usually say something like nothing, listening to music, sleeping, hanging out with friends. Maybe I need to ask different questions about their lives?

Awww yeah were scissoring AW YEAH.

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gwahir is right, there is no way burg could fake S_E as a gimmick, or even imitate her.
I have said this since the start....

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I'm pretty sure that this is a legit S_E, because she's posting on the dinosaur fetus forums again.(Under the admin account not the gimmick account.)

If it is a gimmick it wins the gold gimmick medal.

I'm torn between wanting to believe that S_E is literally like this in real life and wanting to believe that S_E is a long running gimmick account. Because if it's the former then that makes the world a slightly lovelier (albeit retarded) place and if it's the latter, well that's just internet character acting to the nth degree.

Either scenario is just fine by me though.

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Oh. Well some of the girls that I know like other girls but they don't like me. Perhaps it is because I'm almost always happy/smiling in a good mood and they aren't. Or maybe it is some other reason. As for asking about their life whenever I ask what's up/ new/what they like to do, they usually say something like nothing, listening to music, sleeping, hanging out with friends. Maybe I need to ask different questions about their lives?

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How about just starting with how their day is going? That's always a good thing to start talking about. And don't act like you are high on drugs or valium.

If they ask about music, use that as a starter, ask them what is there favorite artist/favorite kind of music. If they say they hung out with their friends, ask them where they hung out (don't make it sound as if you are trying to be nosy, just interested). Just say you are looking for suggestions for places to hang out.

Oh. Ok. Interesting. Thanks for tips. Yeah I stopped smoking pot awhile ago I think back that I probably act and sounded really weird/different. I mean I would just say what comes to my mind more often than just thinking it in my head. Well this one girl that I like more than most (just by looks) she says she likes all types of music. She doesn't have favorites. She downloads and puts them on her ipod. She listens to mostly pop/rap. I'm more into rock/metal. As for where she hangs out, she goes to fast food restaurants with her friends. She goes shopping at the mall for clothes. She likes to go to clubs to dance but refused to dance with me. When I ask her how she is she usually says either good. If she's in a bad mood I try to avoid talking to her as much. Should I talk to other girls more or focus on this girl?

Really depends on how good looking you are.

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Oh. Ok. Interesting. Thanks for tips. Yeah I stopped smoking pot awhile ago I think back that I probably act and sounded really weird/different. I mean I would just say what comes to my mind more often than just thinking it in my head. Well this one girl that I like more than most (just by looks) she says she likes all types of music. She doesn't have favorites. She downloads and puts them on her ipod. She listens to mostly pop/rap. I'm more into rock/metal. As for where she hangs out, she goes to fast food restaurants with her friends. She goes shopping at the mall for clothes. She likes to go to clubs to dance but refused to dance with me. When I ask her how she is she usually says either good. If she's in a bad mood I try to avoid talking to her as much. Should I talk to other girls more or focus on this girl?

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Well it's nice you've gone that far, but ask her what type of people she likes perhaps?

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Well it's nice you've gone that far, but ask her what type of people she likes perhaps?

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Too direct.