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Any odd ones?
For me
Turn ons:
-left handedness
-veins (in forearms)
-paleness
Turn offs:
-eating mac and cheese with a spoon
-bad drivers
-overly overweight people
-overly overweight people eating (for some reason it really bothers me when I see really fat people eating anything but a salad.. because it's like they don't even care... kinda harsh, but that's the way I feel hah)
turn off
dicks
Oh fuck yeah, watch me write my name with my left hand. Do you like that baby? Does that make you wet?Quote:
Originally Posted by WellAdjusted
Err, this can be taken many ways. Where do you like your "veins" and how do you like their appearance?Quote:
-veins
Do you mean cock veins? Varicose veins? Forehead vein?
Turn-ons:
-nerdiness that's carried in a sexy way
-thinness
-beautiful eyes
-lighter skin :(
Turn-offs:
-overt arrogance
-fatty fatty fat fats
-overt stupidity
-dark skin :(
For example, one time, I went with a potential trick to the National Museum of Art, and he didn't know a goddamn thing about anything there.
And like most gays (at least in DC), I'm fucking sexually racist. Only difference is that I'm ashamed of it.
ohhh I love paleness haha
and I meant veins in forearms... I should change that to clarify haha
I know left-handedness isn't really something you get turned on by.. I just like left-handed people because they can do more with their right than I can with my left... nahmeen?
I can honestly say that I wouldn't know a thing about anything in there as well... but you wouldn't be interested in me anyways so it's not so bad
:(Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
Turn ons:
Love for Star Wars
Fitness minded people
Lighter skin
Turn offs:
People who text constantly
People who are constantly depressed
Big time turn off = back hair.
Really, hair anywhere is a turn off for me (other than the head of course)
Another turn off for me is being a bitch
Chest hair is manly. Rugged. Virile.
Back hair and I equate you to a different phylum.
I'm a pretty hairy person.
So are you alright with ass hair gina or does that count as back hair
I haven't really thought about this much, but I do not like self-involved women
Ok so that is almost a contradiction in terms but sometimes it doesn't happen
Turn-ons:
Decent smile
Sarcastic
Intelligent
Decent cook
English accent
Turn-offs:
Stuck-up
Under 180 pounds
Horrid cook
Can't kiss for shit
Has a dick
Oh also for some reason I don't like British women but you know
turn on is any kind of accent
turn off is hairy chicks and super shortness.
Turn ons:
Shit
Turn offs:
No shit.
Million dollar question: ambidexterity?Quote:
Originally Posted by WellAdjusted
Turn ons:
Laughter
Smile
Sense of humour
Referencing obscure things I love that she doesn't know I love
Ironing (I am fine doing all the housework but I SUCK at ironing, if you have a vagina and you can iron then you win major points)
Turn offs:
Looks obsessed
Bigotry
Obnoxious taste in music
Fake tan
I don't know any ambidextrous people...
I don't really think it means anything to me.. no different from a right handed person I guess (to me, anyways)
Are we eHarmony now?
turn ons:
nice ass
wear skirts a lot
if you can make me laugh, you're doing well
quadruple knee surgery
turn offs:
excessive jealousy (little bit is kinda cute but there's a line don't cross it)
FOOT ODOUR
My mom and her bf met through eHarmony and everytime a commercial for it comes on it's kind of awkward..Quote:
Originally Posted by ViciousMentality
I thought it was slightly relevant
Left handed girls give better road head/hand jobs because their dominant hand is closest and they're not reaching around trying to get to my dick.
my like my dick isn't reaching all the way around to her
like:
nordic features
dislike:
a lot of shit
ahaha, yes you should clarify, my dear :solepat:Quote:
Originally Posted by WellAdjusted
haha, well when you put it that way, i can understand.Quote:
Originally Posted by WellAdjusted
without thinking about it, i sometimes do mundane tasks like using a mouse with either hand, and on rare occasion people are like "i thought you were left handed; do you always use the mouse with your right?"
so yeah, most lefties have to develop capabilities with their right hand because we live in a right-bigoted world :C
oooooh, whatever; the internet has a way of amplifying arrogance.Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
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Originally Posted by djwolford
not aimed at you specifically, but i have found that what constitutes "lighter skin" is relative. one guy who found me attractive said that he's not into darker skin people, which makes me wonder how light "light skin" is for him :-p
haha, i can't seem to meet people who don't text constantly.Quote:
People who text constantly
fix'dQuote:
Originally Posted by Pepsi
also:
lolQuote:
Over 180 pounds
too predictable asshat
Turn on (only if she is attractive to begin with):
smart
witty
sharp
nerdy
Turn off:
fat
short hair
loud
obnoxious
acne
ugly legs
Oh wait, and that sort of demure kind of shyness, the kind that goes away after you get her to open up to you for the first time. That is really really endearing. Big turn on.
welladjusted according to your profile i am your perfect man on all counts
turn on:
intelligent
geeky
wears good shoes.
dark hair and eyes
plays piano
turn off:
obnoxious
wears sketchers
bad teeth/ breath
my 80-20 bisexuality gave this more size than I thought it would lol
turn ons:
tall
red hair (don't ask why)
foreign accents (esp. british, australian, and latin)
readers/writers
open-mindedness
verbal in bed
sexy/wry/shy smile
definition/muscular physique (or)
extra meat (not talkin' fatty mcbutterpants, talkin' just a little extra)
sweat
musky aroma (men only)
jocks
body hair (on men only)
turn off:
bigots
arrogance
jealousy
"bone thin" skinny
emos/depressed people/downers
gossip queens
queens (if I want a man, I'll look for a man. If I waned a woman I'd go get a woman >.>)
prudish men/women
Turn Ons:
Hottie
Intelligent
Gingers
Turn Offs:
Ugly
Dumbass
you're lucky he doesn't have the same standards.
Ok, I got all the turn ons, now...what if all the forks are dirty? And what if I like aiming at people jay walking?Quote:
Originally Posted by WellAdjusted
Hey baby. :hobs:Quote:
Originally Posted by StonedOne
Hey sexy :P
Why don't you come on down to NC and get some chocolate cream? [/cheezy porno voice]
I'm an overly overweight person and why the fuck should I care whether or not you're aroused by my eating habits? Just for that, I'm not even chewing my food any more.
and that's why you had to lie about having a significant other in the other thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries
Where exactly is your glass house Tidus? Only I have a feeling it's going to break soon.
Because your eating habits are draining our society of resources and costing us billions of dollars every year faggot.Quote:
Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries
Break sir break. Unless I'm missing something and you meant to use brake.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
so you're into junkies?Quote:
Originally Posted by WellAdjusted
THOU SHALT NOT TYPE WHILE JERKING OFFQuote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
THOU SHALT NOT TYPE WHILE JERKING OFF
THOU SHALT NOT TYPE WHILE JERKING OFF
THOU SHALT NOT TYPE WHILE JERKING OFF
THOU SHALT NOT TYPE WHILE JERKING OFF
THOU SHALT NOT TYPE WHILE JERKING OFF
Ons:
Loves weed
Big boobs
Red hair
Black hair with a good tan
Looks good in leather
Likes to experiment
Glasses in some cases
Into the same shit as me
Worships me
Offs:
Fat
Over-dramatic
Religious
Muffs
Clingy bitches
I shall participate:
Turn Ons:
Irish
Freckles
Confidence
Lean Muscles
Doesn't mind PDA (I'm not talking gross making out almost banging on the restaurant table, I'm just talking the holding hands, hugging, quick kiss kinda PDA)
Turn Offs:
Gingers
Dirty Fingernails
That smacking sound people make when they eat
Sloppy when drunk
Smoking Weed (I don't give a shit if people do it, I just don't like dating someone that does it)
Yes I like Irish people with freckles, but I don't like gingers. I realize that's a bit off.
simon,i wasn't lying in the other thread bud. :)
As long as you don't count when you dance then we're soulmates. Let's date.Quote:
Originally Posted by gwahir
They harvest the wind produced by my flabby cheeks flapping as I chew. After one Big Mac Meal I supply enough power for the entire eastern coast. You guys owe ME!Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
Well, he would rather breed with his own species, of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by DickStivers
Okay well here's my actual list.
Turn ons:
Dark hair
Tan skin
Toned but not overly muscelly
Hilarious
Confidence
Dominant personality
Chest hair (yum)
Turn offs:
Immaturity
Too much bromance
Sloppy drunk
Douchebag sense of style
Won't show respect (to anyone)
turn ons
boners
I'm pretty much hairless on my chest and back, Hell I can't grow hair on my face that well.Quote:
Originally Posted by gina
Turn Ons:
Intelligence
Humor
Thin to "healthy" weight girls
Asians
Ok with, or uses Drugs themselves(coming from a long time user)
Turn Off:
Stupidity
Seriousness
Fat or Super skinny bitches(I don't want to see your fat hanging out of your shirt, nor do I want to see your ribs)
Excessive Pubic hairz
Turn-ons:
Pale skin with dark hair
sexy noses (hard to describe, but I know it when I see it)
Long hair
In-depth knowledge of worthwhile subjects I do not have in-depth knowledge of
Love of childhood nostalgia
Good teeth
Tallness
Turn-offs:
Bad teeth
Bad skin
Unacceptably bad taste in music
Nerd intolerance
Ugly noses (again, weird and hard to explain)
Irresponsibility
Super fat or super skinny (anything in between can be good depending upon other factors)
Q: What's the difference between an Asian male and a woman?Quote:
Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars
A: I don't know either.
VS isn't Asian...
ooooohQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
are you sure?
i see :p
A: On an Asian girl that tiny, almost invisible fleshy nub is called the clitoris. On an Asian guy the same nub is called the penis.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
Mr. E. nobody has a good looking nose. just sayin.
Well, let me put it this way. Almost all girls do a nose scrunchy up thing. It is usually just weird looking, but sometimes it is cute, and that turns me on. Any nose capable of pulling off a cute nose scrunchy up thing is a hot nose in my book.
i do that too, but probably not in the same context you're thinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
also, instead of being charming, it makes me look like a gargoyle, though i suppose it does that for most males.
turn off:
when the bitch looks me in the eyes
that's such a turn on, you're crazy
you get turned on when people look me in the eyes?
well excuse me, missus, but I believe you are the crazy one!
i get a hardon whenever jared is in a staring contest.
I now picture sycld as a big bluish purple guy with wings and huge clawed feet wearing a loin cloth.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...u/GG601054.jpg
ok seriously
turn ons:
functional arms and legs
can enjoy both the noise and the silence
someone more intelligent than me (not trying to say that I'm very smart, but I don't drool when I speak anymore)
corny jokes
turn offs:
people who think they have a firm grasp
cat like dander that makes me sneeze
owns a snuggy
um jared... are you a female interested in males?Quote:
Originally Posted by jared
i am also turned on by people who are smarter than i am
Yeah, and girls who can bust your balls as much as you can bust theirs (not literally obviously lol).Quote:
Originally Posted by gwahir
French/Russian accents too.
The thing I hate worst in the opposite sex is a bad laugh. It can kill ANYTHING.
This is pretty important. If a girl is a bigger asshole than I am it's a pretty big turn on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheepz
there is something I've been meaning to tell you guys...Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
Ok real list
Turn Ons:
Sarcasm
Goofiness
Intelligence
Fit/healthy
Sexy and/or Cute
Out-going
happy-drunk or happy-fucked up on anything
Turn offs:
Alcoholics
Fatties
Homos
Ugly people
Shyness
Too-sensitive
People who think lolcats are funny and say shit like "I do it for the lols"/talk like they're on the internet in real life
Dumb people
What about men who sound like drowning babies because then you would love me
As I said earlier, I'm not attracted to homos.
Oh then you would love me
Additional turn offs:
Absolution
Quote:
Originally Posted by KT.
No fucking wayQuote:
Originally Posted by KT.
yeah i knowQuote:
Originally Posted by Nevrmore
kt's a total kinkster
Turn ons: Good looking breasts and a beautiful firm fanny. Takes care of herself as in does something with her hair and nails and preferrably didn't smoke and keeps a flat tummy. Good complexion. Attractive without makeup but wears it. Charming, charming smile, cute face. Plays mind games with the boys and an excellent liar. She must do something with her life and is motivated and does it well.
Turn offs: Sits around and does nothing ALOT. Drugs. Stupid, very stupid women especially with an awful taste of humor. Little pets. Mousy, homely, obese.