Well isn't this a kick in the crotch.

So my doctor told me today that the surgery I'm gonna need is pretty major. It's called an osteochondral allograft. I have to go to a fucking special surgeon that does this specifically. There's no doctor in New Jersey that does them. I'll probably have to go to New York or something.

What is gonna happen is they're gonna take a piece of cadaver (cadaver!) femur and cartilage and replace parts of my femur and insert more cartilage into my knee joint where I don't have any. My doctor said he's never seen this problem in someone as young as me.

So I'm on crutches now to take some pressure off of it until I can find a surgeon to perform this. And I have to lose even more weight than I have been which will only help with the pressure.

The only upside to this is handicapped parking, and the fact that I got to sit in the handicapped seating tonight at the Yankee game. And that I bought a Mark Teixeira jersey.

Basically I'm a cripple and I want cards in the mail with checks inside. :/

As if we needed any more ammunition for why fencing is a dumb sport...

I tease, I tease. All the best to you with 'Ole Car Wreck Victim's leg bones.

How exactly did this happen?

I know, I know, 'lurk more noob"

Athletics/genetics/I don't really know.

Also rick fencing is a terrible sport, don't worry.

Aww, that sucks :( I hope it goes well :(

Don't think of it as a piece of femur from a cadaver... think of it as an organ transplant.

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Nermy knew that coz he had a dead guy's crystal ball implanted into his scrote.

(Eeew dead guy bones.)

Good luck to you Gina. It's amazing how doctors can do this sort of thing.

Well I won't send you a card with a check inside but I would send you a card with a shiny nickle.

So... does this mean you'll be like, part zombie?

I don't have anything funny or witty to say, so good luck with the surgeries.

Hope you don't die.

post your address so we can send you money. none of us will stalk you or anything :shifty:

My mom just had to have a full knee replacement.

Good luck with that.

Send me the drugs you get prescribed

No me.

don't come home in a bodybag

oh wait that would be pretty cool

You'll have a dead person inside you.

Forever

Britney Spears is dead inside. That's why she can only dance in that way now.

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hey, gina can get her femur from her!

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Then she'd be a famous slutty zombie.

I'd hit it

Who? Zombie Gina or Zombie Britney Spears?

Yes please

Start milking this. Tell everyone you are Jessica Lynch and get free shit from sympathetic morons.

gina's a yankees fan? :heart:

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I think i've found the source of the problem

so to recap this thread, gina has cancer of the leg
good luck with the chemo, toots
be brave

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...and a disinterred corpse is going to have its femur cut off and put into gina.

gina will have a zombie leg.

The image of her future zombie lurch, with 1 dead leg trailing behind, is just perfect.

You know, always look at the bright side. I bet you'll get some awesome prescription drugs. And a bunch of morphine in recovery. Your gonna be all fucked up on opiates and constantly feeling good. woo!

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It'll be great up until they take her off the morphine (if they give her that at all); it's that addictive.

Hope it goes well (and that they can fuck you up on everything but morphine).

I got a very very minor surgery where I stayed awake the whole time and they gave me morphine 5 times. I think for that kind of surgery they'll give him morephine or something stronger. I also got a prescription for 40 percosets which were very fun.

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Gina is a lady.

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I'm appalled that you think I'm a man.

And appalled at your poor spelling skills.

morphine ftw.

lol @ jacob

lol @ Anony D's avatar

actually I lol pretty much everytime I see that

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I'm appalled that you think I'm a man.

And appalled at your poor spelling skills.

morphine ftw.

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I didn't look at your name, lmao. And the spelling was a typo. My bad. and ftr, morphine rocks.

DONT RAIL IT THOUGH!

Do you think I'll be made fun of if I show up to the gym on crutches? Obviously I can't do leg stuff (although I can strap on some ankle weight and do straight leg raises) but I just think all those muscular men will be laughing at me. Even their muscles will giggle.

You'll get sympathy. Sympathy = seques.

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that only works on females. so if gina wanted teh secs from girls then it might work. then again, it might be hard for her to scissor with her knee in that cast, though she could prop her leg up or something.

Yeah, I'm thinking more something like this.

Guy: Oh, hey, what happened to your knee?
Gina: Surgery blah blah blah (description of issue)
Guy: blah smalltalk blah blah
Gina: So, wanna go have seques?
Guy: no... no... ...thanks though

I think Gina is enough of a hottie that guys would bone her broken limbs or not.

I mean if Gina was a racist paraplegic she'd still get dicques.

well

there are people with a handicap fetish.

I've personally always wanted to fuck a racist paraplegic so...you know.

well all we have to do is shoot gorefinger in his lower spine and he'll be all yours.

Me-ow.

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Yeah, I'm thinking more something like this.

Guy: Oh, hey, what happened to your knee?
Gina: Surgery blah blah blah (description of issue)
Guy: blah smalltalk blah blah
Gina: So, wanna go have seques?
Guy: no... no... ...thanks though

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She can always gimp around a Jr. High. Those boys are so jumped up on hormones she is sure to score and let's face it, they won't know any better.

Oh look another thread about the op's knees.

REAL ORIGINAL

This thread is over a week old you fucking idiot.

simonj youre always so angry when you type to me

it doesnt make me feel good

Yeah but...I mean Jesus Christ. I try not to be a cynical person any more but you make it so hard some times.

(italics added for sycld's sake)

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I don't understand what you're talking about. Sometimes it's so erection to understand what you're saying.

testicle

Oh yeah, Gina, I forgot to mention I was in Philly on Thursday and Friday and I probably won't be going back but truthfully I was like 45 minutes away and we flew in for a 1:00pm meeting on Thurs and left after a meeting ending at noon on Friday so it's not like there was much time to games/fuck.

Sorry dear.

jap's eye

Think, that post made absolutely no ejaculation whatsoever.

EDIT: Well, that's not really true :sycld:

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So my doctor told me today that the surgery I'm gonna need is pretty major. It's called an osteochondral allograft. I have to go to a fucking special surgeon that does this specifically. There's no doctor in New Jersey that does them. I'll probably have to go to New York or something.

What is gonna happen is they're gonna take a piece of cadaver (cadaver!) femur and cartilage and replace parts of my femur and insert more cartilage into my knee joint where I don't have any. My doctor said he's never seen this problem in someone as young as me.

So I'm on crutches now to take some pressure off of it until I can find a surgeon to perform this. And I have to lose even more weight than I have been which will only help with the pressure.

The only upside to this is handicapped parking, and the fact that I got to sit in the handicapped seating tonight at the Yankee game. And that I bought a Mark Teixeira jersey.

Basically I'm a cripple and I want cards in the mail with checks inside. :/

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i assume the surgery has something to do to fight obesity. Keep fighting gina! I'm so proud of you.

that doesn't make a bit of sense