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So today I asked this girl at my work to go out with me. She frowned and kept looking at me. So I kept on saying please, please. She said sure. She asked me if I needed to go anywhere soon. I said I don't know. I hope not. What should I say to her next time I see her? How can I make sure she doesn't change her mind? Where/ when should we go? What should I do? She has a boyfriend. I don't know if this matters or not.
every single reply to this thread is going to be unfunny
q: why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
a: there was no road
that is obviously because no one can possibly top the original post.Quote:
Originally Posted by faesce
let me see your dick babe
You sir, are the internets biggest idiot. I've never seen you post one thing that anybody could even consider caring about. She's obviously not into you, especially after you begged like a bitch. Just give up and kill yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
Well even if it is funny, it really happened. I mean after I asked the girl out, she was frowning/had a neutral expression and kept looking at me. She didn't say anything and kept looking at me for awhile. So I thought this wasn't looking good. So I started saying please please. Then I got really sad because she wasn't answering me. I don't think this is funny. I think this is sad. I think she doesn't want to go out with me. Like I was begging for a date. She wouldn't answer. But now that she said sure, how can I make sure that I get the date? She could cancel it/ or not agree to go on anything I like or deny anything happened. We were alone when I asked her out. Note anyone could just walk in on us sometimes. So maybe I could wait until it is a good time to talk where someone won't walk in on us. Because they might try to prevent me from going out with her. A lot of my coworkers like her too. They don't want me to have her. So if I am alone with her I can ask her about going out. My supervisor likes her. So if he heard me asking her out well I don't think he'd like that very much. He worked today. He kept checking on us every so often. That is the main reason I didn't want to ask her a lot of questions. I asked her where she wanted to go and when. She said she doesn't know. I invited her to come to my house before, but I don't think she wants to because she didn't say anything.
She asked me before if I wanted to go to the movies (her friend wanted to come along too so maybe I wouldn't be alone with her), the mall to shop(she was fifteen minutes late she claimed. I didn't stay and wait for her. She said I should have waited for her. It was only fifteen minutes and than I could go with her. ) I just waited a minute than I left, to eat once because we were both early and she claimed she was hungry and bored(I wasn't hungry that day because I ate a whole bunch of cake that my work was going to throw out if we didn't bring home), so I said no thanks I'm full. She also asked me if I wanted to get my hair/nails done with her. I said no. I like my hair and nails the way they are. She said she was going to the library and I could come along too with her. I said she could go by herself. Libraries are places that you are supposed to be quiet and well I mean who goes on a library date? What kind of date is that? Plus I mean on the bus, it might be boring if it was crowded. Plus she wanted to go this Friday. I was thinking about just staying at home watching tv, being on my computer, playing video games,etc. Do you think I should have said I will go with her to the library instead of asking her to go herself?
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*head palm*
Whoever is playing S_E is running out of topic ideas. I swear this stuff was discussed before.
Well. I asked her out today. The other time she asked me when my day off, I asked her why, do you wanna hang out with me, then she said I could go shopping with her . Yeah that part I said before. But the part about me asking her out is new. Also, about getting a date with her my supervisor likes her and doesn't like me. If he finds out I like her if he doesn't already know I'm not sure what is going to happen. But I think he could convince her to like him and not like me or talk to me anymore.
Just cop a feel when she isn't looking, and attempt to rape her (with a broom handle of course). I guarantee she'll love it. She's just playing really, really hard to get.
So your not only going to lose the girl but your job as well.
Way to go.
I liked this other girl before that my supervisor likes too. She's way hotter. But she doesn't work where we work anymore. I never asked her out. I thought if I did she would say no. My supervisor once caught me talking to her and then he told me to move. I told her to talk to me after. He talked to her. Then I talked to her for a bit before she said she had to go. I don't think she like me.
But girl at work, she likes her female friend and my supervisor. She also is way nicer and friendlier.
If I come really close to her like to reach my hand out for something, well she would ask me what I'm doing and/or move back. But if her female friend and the supervisor does than she smiles.
I could lose my job. I know my supervisor doesn't like me. Also I don't want to get fired for being late, that too.
But I mean my supervisor already got the girl that I first liked and now the second.
When second girl first started, he didn't start acting liked he liked her. Only after I started liking her for awhile. Then he started putting his arm around her, etc.
But now that I asked her out, I want that date that she agreed too.
I mean even if I don't talk to her, she sometimes say hi and smiles to me when she sees me. She might be doing this to everyone who works here. I thought that she might say yes because she sometimes talks to me(she say's she is bored) kept saying she wanted me to get a haircut,let her give me a makeover and she was asking about going to eat, the movies, the mall, the library and she asked me for my phone number. She once texted me. But I didn't text back.
It's like even if I try to avoid her she might not avoid me. Like if I look at the ground and she sees me and says hi,(my name) and smiles. Or if she sees me not smiling at work she might ask me what's wrong, or is everything all right with me. Or if she doesn't, she'll ask me to help her. When only the two of are around. I have to help my coworkers when they ask. Otherwise they can tell on me. Then I get in trouble.
It' s not like I can undo what I said. Maybe she won't tell people.
Maybe I could stop talking to her as much.
I could also not talk to her about the date anymore.
Maybe I am taking to big a risk. Thanks for pointing out what a big risk I'm taking. By trying to date the girl the supervisor likes.
After she said sure, I was wondering about where I could go with her. I was wondering if she would actually go out with me like she said she would. Or if she would no show or say no to where I'd offer if i would offer anything.
But maybe you are right, maybe I took a big risk. I could just pretend that I was joking about going out with her if someone asks me about it.
You are the social equivalent of a seal with its head stuck in a plastic 6-pack ring.
Can someone trash this thread?
Like, can't you use the PS out of PS excuse or something?
Maybe it seems that way. But for some reason it seems that girls I like don't like me. Maybe they think I am a lesbian and are scared of me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
Well she wasn't say anything. So I started begging. I mean what else should I have done? Say yes or no? Since she was taking so long to decide I thought she was trying to think of a way to say no without sounding mean/ making me sad. But now that she said sure, I was wondering if she would actually go or if she just said she would go so she doesn't look mean/ make me sad because I didn't want to get rejected. Maybe I should give up trying because she is just going to no show, disagree to going out or say she is busy or that she wants to do something else with someone else.Quote:
Originally Posted by jacob
This isn't ps out of ps. I posted it here. Anyone on cd can offer me advice.Quote:
Originally Posted by ViciousMentality
GEE WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISEQuote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A MORON? HAS THIS THOUGHT CROSSED YOUR TINY MIND?
No. People at work keep asking me why I don't have a boyfriend, why I don't go out on dates. I think they want me to get a boyfriend so I stop talking to the girls I think are hot at work. Then they could talk to the hot girls more with me out of the way.
I'm drunk and I sure as shit don't need to see another satori thread. Blaugh.
You said "please." Mistake number 1. I'll let you figure out the rest.
Well at first I asked her if she will go out with me sometime.
She stared at me for a long time.
So I started saying please, please because she wasn't answering my question and she kept on looking at me without looking away.
I didn't know what else to do after she started staring at me. So I thought saying please would work. Anyways so since she said sure, I could remind her that she agreed to going out with me if I try to set up a date with her again. Also I didn't want her to reject me. So I thought that if I begged her she would say yes.
satori would you sign my dick if i asked you really nice and gave you the sharpie
plz respond
satori why don't you try hitting on non-straight girls for once you stupid slag
gina stop cockblocking me
blockin my cockin
the second girl hangs around the chubby girl, they dance and they hug and the chubby girl used to kiss her. She also hangs around my supervisor. Plus the other girl. Plus one other guy but not as much. So she mainly hangs and talks to the same people for some reason. Yet I don't see her talking with some other people as much. That reminds me, she stopped talking to me as much after I asked her out. Maybe she doesn't like me anymore. Maybe she talks and hangs around people she likes.
Most of the girls at my work seem straight. But the one that is bi isn't hot and she doesn't like me. But a lot of people don't like her either.
I mostly talk to girls at work. I don't think that we are allowed to really supposed hit on customers. Plus outside of work, I don't usually have long conversations with people I just meet. So mostly I talk to girls at work. Sometimes because I am bored. Sometimes because I think they are hot. Also if other people think they are hot, I like them more. Sometimes one of my female coworkers will mention a coworker that they think is attractive that I also think is attractive and makes me want to talk to the hot girl more. Also if I see someone flirting/ trying to get the girl to like them. Then I want to try too.
satori would you sign my dick if i asked you really nice and gave you the sharpie
plz respond
You live so far away from me though.
its a hypothetical
i get off on knowing
Well I probably wouldn't want to do something like this unless I knew you. If a random person asked me something like this I think I would refuse. But if I knew you and liked you than I don't know. Maybe if you were cute.
do you only perform services for people if you deem them cute?
Well I never signed anyone's dick before.
Satori, this is the wrong place to ask for relationship advice. I would advise you to post your issues on this board instead:
http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html
Satori, have you been told about that new lesbian club? 100% guarantee that youll get a date there. It's just over there, in the middle of that busy highway, just right in the middle. You'll see it when youre closer to it
Why don't you walk with her so she don't get lost.Quote:
Originally Posted by sailor jack
Because I don't take any advice from retards
are you calling yourself a retard or did you just fuck up that sentence
No I meant that the suggestion that I should go anywhere near SE is retarded.
She should go into roads though. Seriously
i disagree, s_e is one of my most coveted friends.
our rich history paints a bright future
omg i went dyslexic and read "mistake" as "mikesta" and then i had to remember mikesta but then i was like LOL if mikesta every started posting here again, i'll make it a point to call him mistakeQuote:
Originally Posted by gina
god i fucking hated that kid
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Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
god damn man
Satori, what is your relationship with your parents like?
Satori, you're the reason I haven't posted here in a while.
post more, Satori
Must....choose....best of.....two evils..........aaaaarrrghhhh Satori!
Satori, you should go some place nice with her. I'm being serious. Some place with candles. Then show her your boobs and nipples.
it's more romantic if you show her your boobs without your nipples ( Y )
what the fuck i skipped over mutton's post and typed almost the exact same thing and then noticed he already typed it
fuck i'm losing it
anyway dont listen to either of them just show her your nipples without showing her your breasts
Unfortunately for me, not that great. My parents don't like gays/lesbians/bisexuals. So I don't feel they would want to give me advice on how to get girls to like me.Quote:
Originally Posted by gwahir
So is this supposed to be a good thing or bad?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepsi
I don't want to show her my boobs. Hers are bigger than mine. I'd be inferior in the boob department. As for showing my butt, well I used to be fatter 130 lbs so my pants are kind of loose. Well today I think my pants waist stretched. Anyways my shirt is really small. So my pants hang really low because I have so much stuff in my pockets. People said they could see my butt. The girl started laughing at me. I don't think this is a good idea I think she would laugh at me and I would feel bad/embarrased.
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Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
Uhhh
Maybe you should get a boyfriend...
Or here's a tip, stop trying to hook up with people who have significant others.
If she's a hot girl with a boyfriend and you're a lesbian, you should try for an ugly girl with no boyfriend for luck.
Because everyone knows the only reason girls turn to the vag is because they can't get the cock.
Even better, find a LESBIAN
LIKE YOU
moron.
Stop trying to be different faggot.Quote:
Originally Posted by pretty posies :)
Not different, just late.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shinysides
Everyone's thinking it, they're just too much of a pussy to actually say anything, so they pretend to care.
Satori, if you don't mind me asking where do you work?
satori works a 9 to 5 job in my heart
No faggot. Your size changes. That's what makes you a douchebag. It's late and it hurts to read the stupid tiny print.Quote:
Originally Posted by pretty posies :)
I don't know. I mean regarding a boyfriend than who would I choose? I don't have a large pool to choose from. Just mostly single guys at my work I know that are looking for a relationship. Some guys don't they say they don't have much time with second jobs, school.Quote:
Originally Posted by pretty posies :)
Even so, I don't think I would be happy, I would miss/think about hot girls.
I do think that the girl isn't interested in me. We didn't talk much today. Today I didn't try to hook up with any girls at work. I think it is harder to hook up with people who are in a relationship but not impossible. You just have to be better to them than their so. (but first I would have to figure out how)
I could try, but I wouldn't want to date an ugly girl right now. Ugly girls don't turn me on.
Some girls like both. A girl who has difficulty attracting a boyfriend might choose a girl over nothing. But some girls do just prefer girls over guys. Which can suck if people offer you cock but no one offers you vag.
As for lesbians, I have met very few girls/women who admit to being lesbian in real life but more online that live far from me. However I know of girls/women in person who admit to being bisexual. But the ones that admitted weren't hot.
I work at a restaurant in West Edmonton Mall.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snead
I think the manager of that establishment may honestly be more retarded than you. Why on Earth would they hire someone of your mental capacityQuote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
They usually hire everyone who applies. As long as over fifteen, can work at least two shifts a week. They don't like me much. I think people don't like it/me when I flirt/hang around/chat with girls. But people at work are nicer to me on days that I don't try to chat/flirt than when I do.
Then why don't you fucking stop
I can't watch this go on any longer. SE, as a rule don't date people you work with. It never works out, and it makes things awkward between you and your coworkers, even, nay, especially if it works out and you end up dating. I don't care if you have trouble meeting people outside work, the golden rule is you don't mix work and emotions. Ever.
I did stop flirting with girls at work today. As for dating someone at work, well I agree that is awkward for the coworkers. But you could try and keep it private. Like meet outside of work. Don't hang around each other at work. My supervisor flirts with girls at work. Also the chubby girl flirts with her but almost always when there is only the three of us around.
I don't think she would want to date me since she is quite popular at work. I am at best low mid popular if even that. I actually think I am losing popularity. I think that flirting with girls bring my popularity down, but doesn't bring other people's popularity down when they flirt. So basically, it doesn't make sense for her to date me right now for her as that would bring her popularity down and mine up. What I would have to do is increase my popularity so that people wouldn't look down on her for hanging around me. Which would probably require a lot of time, knowledge and effort. So in other words lots of hard work and it would take a while. But about the dating part, usually one person is more liked at work than others. So the more liked person at work could have the upper hand in the relationship. Which wouldn't be me. So it would be worse for me if we did date and broke up. Also the fact that most people at work since she is beautiful and I not, they would think she can do better than me. So really they would want to break us up.
So yeah, you are right the relationship has a low chance of working long term. But I still think it would be fun for me at the time if we were dating.
No, you can't. I'm going to make this next part bold for emphasis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T.
Someone always finds out. ALWAYS.
Take every other part of your post, lock it deep inside your head and never think about it again.
Well, I mean you could just say you are friends. I mean she already has her boyfriend. So maybe she would be willing to be friends. Me date. So maybe we could only go out as friends.
Anyways, my bedtime.
If you're friends, you aren't dating. Jesus fucking christ, it's like talking to a brick wall, a wall that is retarded, knows it is retarded, and chooses to continue being retarded.Quote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
I'm gonna have to ask that you please stop using foul language when addressing Satori_Everything. Thank you.
since you work in the biggest mall in North America, you can have a non-zero average by just walking around and asking out hundreds of girls at once using a megaphone or a big sign such as your butt
Well then how would I be able to date her? I don't think I could. Maybe she wouldn't want to date me since she has a boyfriend. So we could only go out as friends since she doesn't like me all that much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shinysides
It's like a damn circle... around and around and around.Quote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
She does not, will not, and will never want to date you. No one will. Ever. On the face of the planet. Accept the fact that you will live and die alone with no one but your jar of JIF to care about you.
Don't even try to hang out with her as a friend. Go to work, don't talk to anyone. Go home, stop posting on this forum, go curl up in a corner and contemplate your lack of a life. Repeat process.
do you have a large enough clit to write someone's name on?Quote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
At work, people were asking me if I would go on blind dates, if I would go out with some coworkers. Maybe you are right I will die alone. People say not to be picky. It is just that I think if I had a boyfriend I would still like girls. So the relationship wouldn't be good for either of us. Since I can't get girls to like me than I will remain single for now. Plus I haven't met the right person who I would want to be married to and the person to me. 10% of the population never marries and I could be included.Quote:
Originally Posted by ViciousMentality
I don't know I never tried to write on that part of my vag.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
Satori, can you send me pix, especially of your butt and boobs.
I want to date you, but if you don't like the cawk then I know some lesbians who'd totally love you
you havent seen the pics yet..
I know, but she hasn't sent them yet. I need them to convice me the lesbiansQuote:
Originally Posted by sailor jack
I don't get why people are giving her advice like she's anything more than a troll.
I thought people got that a while ago.
Well what fucking part of it have you tried to write on?Quote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
This is the greatest sentence I have ever read.Quote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything