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...that you're fucking too loudly?
Yeah. A couple who is passing through is doing the deed a little too loudly at this hotel. I've had three guests call in and complain. One of the complainers says, "I don't know what the hell he is doing, but I do know his name is Tom because she has been screaming that for ten minutes."
Wish me luck as I go awkwardly interrupt some love making.
Try something like "Hey can you guys fuck a little bit more quietly you're disturbing some of the other guests with your insanely loud fucking.".
You're just jealous that you aren't get any.
Ask them if you can join in, that's what I would do.
bingoQuote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
imo in these situations theres no tactful about it. theres no two ways about saying these kind of things, so just say it. fuck being tactful.
Actually you can play the oblivious card and just say other guests have complained about the level of noise in your room. Can you please turn down your TV, stereo, or whatever was making the disturbance?
you could try working for a hotel that doesn't use paper mache for walls
Is "shut the fuck up. no one is impressed that you can afford a prostitute." tactful?
Yes but it's not entirely true because I'm impressed by people who can afford prostitutes.Quote:
Originally Posted by KT.
you have to realize not everyone lives the same crazy lifestyle that you doQuote:
Originally Posted by KT.
Absolution is correct, but douchebags who loudly bang prostitutes in hotels do.
knock on the door and walk in and start sucking the guys dick
I think this is what I'll try if there ever is a situation like this again.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy
Apparently they finished or busted out the ball gags before I got to their rooms, because it was all quiet. Thank god.
knock on the door and say "housekeeping"
knock on the door and ask to join
or just knock on the door. Seeing No Brains would make anyone become unaroused enough to stop having sex
Call the room and say "Hey dude she's faking it"
Which brings us to our next point:
Question: Why do women fake orgasms?
Answer: They think we care
well... duh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atmosfear
but some men really do care and feel self-conscious about it if they can't make a woman moan, which is pretty pathetic and stupid considering that most women can't orgasm from vaginal penetration alone.
I don't believe that most women can't orgasm from vaginal penetration alone, but I do believe that most of them don't.
Why fake an organism? That's just misleading the guy into thinking he's doing something right. you're screwing yourself over in both the short and long term
We gotta get you a TV show. I'm sure with your life experiences we'd be able to have more viewers then the View in no time.Quote:
Originally Posted by KT.
Uh no wrong all wrong go away.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
It's pathetic and stupid because its doesn't matter whether or not she enjoys it. If you are doing it right, she will continue to fuck you in order to validate herself.
Some guys struggle to hold out as long as possible... I try to hurry the process along.
how the hell does the only gay on this site know what a woman wants in bed
Dr. Drew says you're wrong. It's about 50/50 clitoris stimulation/insertion.Quote:
Originally Posted by sycld
But I mean, let's all take the gay guy's word for it.
the keyword in the phrase "vaginal penetration alone" is alone.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy
maybe because straight men don't know anything about what feels good to her, since:Quote:
Originally Posted by victrola
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Originally Posted by Atmosfear
If you're sexing right you can hit the clit and insert at the same time. I don't even understand how "vaginal penetration alone" is even possible. And even if you don't have the stamina to finish her off with sex you should at least have the common courtesy to finish her some other way. Of course, not only do I have the stamina of a cheetah, but I also make sure to give the chick at least one O before sex even starts, both as a just-in-case and because it is easier for them to ride the wave during sex that way. However, most guys aren't as courteous as I am.
tact is overwhelmingly useless
Waste of time and, worse, liable to lead to her thinking you care.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
well i meanQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
not all of us have bbc
or natural rhythm
or an insatiable lust for fried chicken
People shouldn't be allowed to fuck if they can't pass a rhythm course. I've had sex with a chick who had no rhythm, and it sucked. Musicians are the best. My girlfriend is a violinist.
but then only the blacks would be able to reproduce in significant numbers!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
on the other hand, the positive outcome would be that the jewish birth rate would fall to essentially 0. the upper east side of new york would become a wasteland in a couple generations.
You know sycld other than the black people reproducing part most of what you said just now sounds like a pretty good thing.
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Originally Posted by Mr. E
As a gymnast in my earlier years (Go RINGS!) I would disagree. But I won't.
As an engineer I would love to tell you that sex is simply one giant wave problem. You would contend that waves, harmonics, and music go hand in hand. I would then go on to say that sex is first a statics problem, then a dynamics equation, that turns into a thermo set, ending in a Fluids finale. But you would be confused because you wouldn't really understand any of it.
So in the end you might be right.
i got multiple chuckles from the replies itt
i thought only women could get multiple chuckles.Quote:
Originally Posted by faesce
I once managed to convince a girl that multiple orgasms were a myth, then about a week later I gave her one by accident.
Cellist is mine, although I suppose a drummer would be ideal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
Woofness, sex me.
Bitches know what other bitches want.Quote:
Originally Posted by victrola
And btw I was going to suggest knocking on the door with complimentary Ready Whipp & a ball gag.
There is nothing about this post that didn't make me LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beef
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Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries
Touche~
yeah no brains has no taste
I'm brainless, tactless, and tasteless...thank god for the internet.
Welcome back Castle. How's Vegas?
Probably moving back. I'm in town right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries
I heard that unless you work for a Casino, there are no job opportunities there.
Vegas is growing exponentially, or at least was until recently, and there were a multitude of jobs available.Quote:
Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries
i've heard that other places, in particular atlantic city, are starting to overtake vegas in terms of growthQuote:
Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy
guuuuuurl
It doesn't mean that it isn't growing exponentially.
this is true
Tahoe casinos are the new Vegas casinos
If you can't make a woman cum with vaginal penetration alone, you either aren't doing it right, or you have too small of a penis, or both.
The trick is to have the woman horny and wet before you start, usually 1 or 2 orgasms before hand does the deed, and it makes them so horny they want to tackle you.
Or.. you're wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrTroy
Could be, this is the internet.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy
Maybe we should allow women on the internet just this once to hear their two cents on the subject.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrTroy
Then tell us how you feel..Quote:
Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries
Fuck. Walked right into that one. You win this round, good sir.
nbnw plz go away
Never.