It depends if I get any semen on my face.
I guess this can apply to the three girls on cd.
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It depends if I get any semen on my face.
I guess this can apply to the three girls on cd.
And this is anonymous, I'm actually doing this for my polisci class.
I even wash my hands after I used the potty..
Yes unless I go to bed right after.
My hands are the cleanest part of my body.
I don't even wash my hands after I used the potty..
ps: Kal El what are you 3?
I wouldn't call myself a neat freak, but when it comes to my hands, they MUST be clean.
Does licking them clean count as "washing"?
Now that I've thought about this question, I must ask something. When you say "after you jerk off," is this assuming after you get fluids on your hand?
I make it a priority to not touch my semen when I masturbate. Shit's gross man.
Well, I would imagine that if anyone got semen on them they would wash it off.
Let's say you nutted in a sock or some girl's face or something.
Actually, I eat tapioca pudding afterward, with my fingers. Washing hands is for sissies.
yes
Fuck no, washing is for pussies. Hell, bathing in general is for pussies. Real men go 6 months without cleaning themselves, they then trek 6 miles into the forest to find a 75 food waterfall to bathe under.
Then they fight a bear.
I'm a moose rapist.
I do. My hands are pretty clean and I like to keep 'em that way.
No, I go to a local grocery store and touch all the fruit and veggies.
The penis and (should be) vagina are the cleanest parts of the body since they're normally not exposed; but the act of wanking makes the user feel dirty, so he/she feels the need to wash their hands.
This is if you didn't get any juices on it.
That's my thesis sort of, but not so terrible.
yeah in hindsight I was pretty retarded about the relationship with him
Oh, and I don't wash my hands unless I get them sticky, pick up dog shit, take a shit or get something equally disgusting on them; and I have an awesome immune system. Really all my friends love my immune system.
I wash my hands with my sperm.
Then I dry them on dicks.
No one made any comments regarding the fact that I eat my own semen :(
how is this a polisci topic
From that comment i declare sycld to be a 12 year old.
Look! It's my dick and my soap. I can wash it just as fast as I want to.
bacteria accumulates in your crotch area. that's why you have hair around your genitals. It's to help with the bacteria thing.
well no, but I don't get spoo on my hands either
Not all bacteria are bad bacteria.
Pro tip: Get hard then feel that tube below your nut but above your anus. Don't know what it's called but put 3 fingertips on it and press before you cum. The ejaculate will go into your bladder instead of your hand or a mouth. I"m close to 35 so I've been doing that for at least 20 years and no ill effects. If you use two it can make you get there faster but won't stop the lava flow.
its obvious retardation is the ill effect
3 kinds. Those that have tried and couldn't.
i think everyones tried to get close just to at least see if it was possible.
Sex fluid is hot until you're done with it.
just because you wash your hands after you jerk off doesnt mean you wash your hands 5 times a day and shit
The joke is that one might jerk off 4 to 5 times in one day.
true, i never really thought about it that way...
I went with the option A. Except back in the day it was more like 7-8 times a day.