Going Out A continuation of an early post

Girl Help? - Casual Discourse

It worked! YAY!:D

Yesterday, she went with me to get coffee. I saw her on my bus. We had similar start times at work. But she moved away when I put my arm around her. Also she asked what I was doing whenever I touched her. She didn't talk much and when she did she mostly just talked about work. After she sat down I asked her if I could have more pictures of her. She looked really scared. She said later, just eat now. So I couldn't get any pictures :(.

How can I get a second date? Or make her be my girlfriend?

She went once for coffee. That's a coffee date right?

Do you think she just went with me because she feels sorry for me and she doesn't really like me?

What if she doesn't want to go again?

I think she didn't enjoy going out with me because I touched her on the shoulder like two or three times and I also asked for pictures and she didn't want to give me some even though she used to let me take pictures of her. And she was really quiet except about talking about work related stuff.

So main point: How can I get her to go on a second date? Become my girlfriend. We already had our first date. But I'm not sure if she wants another one.

Satori I saw your name under 'Last Post' and it was the happiest I've been on this site for a long time. Let the laughter commence.

Oh yeah I don't know if I mentioned it before but my supervisor quit. Said something about he just couldn't handle us anymore. We were driving him insane or something.

Yeah, I haven't posted for a while. I really wanted her to go out with me. After my supervisor quit I started asking her more often when we are going to go out. I think that was in September he quit.

But some people said he misses the workplace and was thinking of coming back.

dont be so hasty s_e

take some time

produce quality over quantity

hahahahahahahahahahaa

satori i love you so much, even if i feel sad, yet elatedly amused when i read your posts

satori, jesus christ. you put your arm around her? really? REALLY?

once again i need to show

this

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/614...rdfacepalm.jpg

you can't MAKE anyone be your girlfriend you fucking idiot. if she freaks out when you touch her she's probably not into vagina especially not your peanutbutter filled one.

you're an endless source of entertainment. either successful troll is successful, or this is one of the most pathetic people that has ever walked this earth in canada.

i was going to question strikethrough in canada, but you do live in jersey, don't you?

satori if you get a second date, steal a kiss at the end and grin at her roguishly this will give you all the information you need

I know that satori is probably just a retarded and repressed dyke who needs care but I choose to believe that she's really a 'troll' because if that's the case then it's one of the greatest pieces of internet character acting there is. Far better than Faesce.

regardless, it's hilarious how she keeps coming to CD with her girl problems. you know, because we here are the councilors for all things relationship related. e-certified.

I, for one, love Satori's contribution to this board

this board is surprisingly barren: http://edmonton.en.craigslist.ca/w4w/

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Calling normal sane Mature Lesbians - 37 - (Edmonton)

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uh oh you're screwed

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Originally Posted by gina

satori, jesus christ. you put your arm around her? really? REALLY?

once again i need to show

this

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/614...rdfacepalm.jpg

you can't MAKE anyone be your girlfriend you fucking idiot. if she freaks out when you touch her she's probably not into vagina especially not your peanutbutter filled one.

you're an endless source of entertainment. either successful troll is successful, or this is one of the most pathetic people that has ever walked this earth in canada.

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Well I didn't really put my arm around her on the date. I more like put my hand on her shoulder and she had a jacket on.

She sometimes doesn't do anything like if I touch her hand or arm but she sometimes does. I am not sure why.

I was a bit worried that she didn't like to be touched at times, but she did agree to go out with me. So maybe with more time she could possibly be more open to touching/ liking me more. But maybe not. That is why I am trying to figure out how to get her to become my girlfriend. Like I mean if she didn't like me then why did she go out with me? Maybe she just feels sorry for me.

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Originally Posted by coqauvin

i was going to question strikethrough in canada, but you do live in jersey, don't you?

satori if you get a second date, steal a kiss at the end and grin at her roguishly this will give you all the information you need

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Where should I kiss her? To actually pull off a kiss on the lips, would be more difficult. And a cheek/hand/ back kisses aren't necessary as good.

take off your hand and jacket

did you guyse know that going out for coffee doesn't automatically denote a romantic date

But it was a coffee date. And couples go on dates. And she sat across from me at the table. Even if it wasn't romantic, well I tried but she didn't seem very open to touch so I couldn't make it very romantic.

lol

ooohh, baby, baby it's a wild world. it's hard to get by just upon a smile.

oh right on the lips

at some point in a relationship, you're going to have to make your attentions clear because honesty is the solid foundation of a beautiful relationship. Let her know where you stand with a kiss on the lips, but don't linger too long and end it on a high note, so she always associates good things with your kissing

hahahaha gina no need to get catty now

coq that comment makes me a sad lisa lisa

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oh right on the lips

at some point in a relationship, you're going to have to make your attentions clear because honesty is the solid foundation of a beautiful relationship. Let her know where you stand with a kiss on the lips, but don't linger too long and end it on a high note, so she always associates good things with your kissing

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Sometimes when I go near her, she asks what I am doing. Which makes it awkward.

But when you try and kiss a girl on the lips if she moves her face the same direction you are going, so you have to kiss her on the cheeks instead. So I might not be able to kiss her without cornering her or grabbing her which might be more creepy for her than romantic.

Speaking of this, that reminds me: I forgot to kiss her at the end of the date. Oh my, maybe I won't get a second date because of this. Thanks for that comment it made me think of this now. I guess I was so happy I got to go out with her I was thinking about how happy I was that I wasn't thinking of kissing her when our date ended. Also I had to get changed for work and my work threatens to fire me for being late. So I had enough time. So I kind of had to leave.

in straight circles, we call that 'asserting masculinity' which never fails to get a girl to respect you, and respect is a key aspect to having a healthy relationship, right up there with honesty.

or you could club her over the head with a baseball bat and drag her by the hair to your lair that drives the ladies wild i hear

many a man has done it to me and i am STILL in their grasp

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coq that comment makes me a sad lisa lisa

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gina i'm sure you'll survive you're a hard-headed woman

my last post accidentally works doubly well considering gina's post before it

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Originally Posted by coqauvin

in straight circles, we call that 'asserting masculinity' which never fails to get a girl to respect you, and respect is a key aspect to having a healthy relationship, right up there with honesty.

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What kissing her on the lips?

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gina i'm sure you'll survive you're a hard-headed woman

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that may be but the first cut is the deepest, baby i know

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Originally Posted by gina

or you could club her over the head with a baseball bat and drag her by the hair to your lair that drives the ladies wild i hear

many a man has done it to me and i am STILL in their grasp

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Or I could land in jail.

Maybe she's just not that into you

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Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

What kissing her on the lips?

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yes, especially over mild protests, but that's the key, if they're severe protests it's sexual harassments, but you have to expect mild-protests from ladies who are obviously just playing hard to get, and they're a sign that she is interested in you, but doesn't want to be seen as slutty

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that may be but the first cut is the deepest, baby i know

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some people are strange and give love a bad name

Possibly, maybe our date was horrible for her. Which might mean she could have liked me more if I acted differently. But I don't know maybe it wasn't so bad for her. I don't know how to tell.

Also she was eating and drinking coffee. So I think I might have to wait until she was done. But then I would be late. I could have prechanged in my work clothes. But I like my home clothes better.

I guess on a second date I would have to make a kissing attempt and hope I don't get rejected. Otherwise there might be no third date.

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Originally Posted by coqauvin

yes, especially over mild protests, but that's the key, if they're severe protests it's sexual harassments, but you have to expect mild-protests from ladies who are obviously just playing hard to get, and they're a sign that she is interested in you, but doesn't want to be seen as slutty

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Oh, I see. But I think if she is giving you her cheek, there isn't much you can do without forcing yourself on her.

Also, I think maybe she doesn't like me much as when I try to get closer to her she moves away until I stop. So by not doing anything to her she will be closer to me than if I try to get closer to her.

this move is only for the end of the date, right before you seperate and go your seperate ways. It gives her something pleasant to remember you by, and it will be on her mind the next time you two get together, i promise

But if she got really scared when you kissed her on the cheek, I think she will be even more scared if I attempted a lip kiss.

i think you're overanalyzing the situation. it's a common flaw. what you're doing is a beautiful expression of your feelings, and she'll instinctively recognize this even if it seems counterintuitive. as they say, no risk, no reward.

Sometimes girls aren't lesbians.

I'm pretty sure the girl you're going after isn't a lesbian.

Or maybe you are ugly.

No Mr E, all girls are lesbians.I've watched a lot of porn and I'm pretty sure they're all just a massage or a foot rub or a diet coke and a ride home from tonguing the beaver.

this thread prompted me to listen to cat stevens on the drive home from work

gina's car's sounding louder

ooo aah eee aaa ohh aah

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this thread prompted me to listen to cat stevens on the drive home from work

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Did you pause, back upon the mending road, taking time to check the dial?

well i did realize that life is like a maze of doors and they all open from the side you're on

Halfway through this thread, I was reading the posts and it dawned on me;

she's a troll. This is like Season 3 and she's running out of steam, so her manager conveniently quits (in this economy, no less) because she and her co-worker are driving him crazy, she manages to land a 'coffee date' despite the fact that she's a complete and total social retard, and is now listening to the worst possible advice. Why? Well, it's time for the fall finale. We'll pick back up in January and see where the story really goes.

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Halfway through this thread, I was reading the posts and it dawned on me;

she's a troll. This is like Season 3 and she's running out of steam, so her manager conveniently quits (in this economy, no less) because she and her co-worker are driving him crazy, she manages to land a 'coffee date' despite the fact that she's a complete and total social retard, and is now listening to the worst possible advice. Why? Well, it's time for the fall finale. We'll pick back up in January and see where the story really goes.

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That is why the whole thing is so beautiful.

You should ask "Can I kiss a snatch oops I mean can I snatch a kiss?" You'll be eating carpet before you know it.

That's good advice. Nearly all female comedians are gay. Or write her some poetry. Nearly all female poets are gay too. Don't ever combine the two though.

The Brothers Bloom uses "Miles from Nowhere" in a key scene
may feel cheesy but if you rent that movie and invite her over to watch it I'm sure you will kiss at that point

I creep through the valleys
and I grope through the woods
cause I know when I find it my honey
it's gonna make me feel good

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

satori ill take you on a coffee date

baby ill treat you right i'll be the man of your dreams

She clearly sees you as the male of the relationship.

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Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

So I asked her out again, she asked if I was going to take her out and pay.

I said wait and see.

She stopped talking to me.

Guys, gals what should I do now?

I think she wants me to spend money on her.

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you should spend money on her and then demand hot fatty sex afterwards.

mickeyiing up one of her drinks will ensure that you'll have a favorable outcome.

better cut your hair

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Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

Yeah, could be she has a bigger chest than me and more feminine voice.
Although weird though because she has a boyfriend.

Should I just ask to go to her apartment?

And only pay for a date if she makes out with me?

Or am I likely to get shot down.

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don't ask her anything.

take her to a cheap place, like a pizza hut or a mcdonalds, and pay for dinner.

then drive her to your place and drag her drug-addled up the stairs.

get your strap-on and fuque her brains out.

after you're done, put her in your car, take her home, and push her out onto the sidewalk. if you suspect that her health might be imperiled, do the same except in front of a hospital. then speed away.


(oh did i mention that you need to mickey her rc cola?)

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Originally Posted by sycld

you should spend money on her and then demand hot fatty sex afterwards.

mickeyiing up one of her drinks will ensure that you'll have a favorable outcome.

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This girl isn't the fat girl. I thought it would be better to ask for it upfront and only if she agrees because if she turns me down she gets a free meal and doesn't have to put out. As for drugging her drink I don't have any drugs and I think she could smell if I added some alcohol to her drink.

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Originally Posted by gina

better cut your hair

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I like my long hair, besides some guys do have long hair anyways.

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Originally Posted by sycld

don't ask her anything.

take her to a cheap place, like a pizza hut or a mcdonalds, and pay for dinner.

then drive her to your place and drag her drug-addled up the stairs.

get your strap-on and fuque her brains out.

after you're done, put her in your car, take her home, and push her out onto the sidewalk. if you suspect that her health might be imperiled, do the same except in front of a hospital. then speed away.


(oh did i mention that you need to mickey her rc cola?)

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I don't have a car and she doesn't either.

Try to grow a mustache.

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Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

Yeah, could be she has a bigger chest than me and more feminine voice.
Although weird though because she has a boyfriend.

Should I just ask to go to her apartment?

And only pay for a date if she makes out with me?

Or am I likely to get shot down.

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no, before you make any advances you should take her somewhere really expensive or cook for her which is always good (especially if you don't have much money) but so that she doesn't think that you're too interested you should neg her by saying things like "that's really nice jewellery, is it real gold?" when you know it's not real gold and when she says it's not say "oh, well I guess it's still quite nice, as cheap, tacky things go" also this way you can attack her boyfriend with "doesn't he buy you better stuff? I'd take better care of you" and also you could say "your hair looks fashionable today - I hear that unclean and messy is the latest fashion" and "I LOVE clowns, it's great that you look so much like an aids ridden clown... I'm just kidding but you know that you're a clown"
after the meal, if you're at your house, you can offer her some more glasses of wine and ask her for a massage. take off your top and bra, and when she's finished, turn over so that she can see your breasts. Then tell her you'll give her a massage. And say things like "ooh baby that's great" and grab her butt
she sounds like a feminine girl and this is secretly how they all want to be treated

Satori you are almost on the home straight
the fact that she wants you to pay means that she wants you to provide for her
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7988169.stm
let her eat out and she'll let you eat her out

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Try to grow a mustache.

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I work at a restaurant and they actually have this policy where they want all the staff to be cleanshaven. Something about how we serve food, hair could fall into food. Management says we have to shave or else we get sent home.

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I work at a restaurant and they actually have this policy where they want all the staff to be cleanshaven. Something about how we serve food, hair could fall into food. Management says we have to shave or else we get sent home.

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LIES!

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Originally Posted by Think

no, before you make any advances you should take her somewhere really expensive or cook for her which is always good (especially if you don't have much money) but so that she doesn't think that you're too interested you should neg her by saying things like "that's really nice jewellery, is it real gold?" when you know it's not real gold and when she says it's not say "oh, well I guess it's still quite nice, as cheap, tacky things go" also this way you can attack her boyfriend with "doesn't he buy you better stuff? I'd take better care of you" and also you could say "your hair looks fashionable today - I hear that unclean and messy is the latest fashion" and "I LOVE clowns, it's great that you look so much like an aids ridden clown... I'm just kidding but you know that you're a clown"
after the meal, if you're at your house, you can offer her some more glasses of wine and ask her for a massage. take off your top and bra, and when she's finished, turn over so that she can see your breasts. Then tell her you'll give her a massage. And say things like "ooh baby that's great" and grab her butt
she sounds like a feminine girl and this is secretly how they all want to be treated

Satori you are almost on the home straight
the fact that she wants you to pay means that she wants you to provide for her
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7988169.stm
let her eat out and she'll let you eat her out

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Well if I took her to my place she would know where I live, if she wasn't up to anything sexual. Hope my parents wouldn't show up unexpectedly. She has a gold and silver ring with a jewel in the center. I am not sure if it is real or not. I'm not good with jewellery. I assumed her bf gave it to her. One of my coworkers said she was going to get engaged/marry her boyfriend in 5 years. She also wears some earrings sometimes gold, sometimes colored. She gets her hair done at the salon sometimes. It isn't usually messy. She doesn't drink much alcohol/ever get drunk. I would prefer to give her a massage first. She has way bigger breasts than me. What if she laughed at my naked chest? Once I rubbed my hand against her butt. She said hey, very angrily and didn't talk to me the rest of the day. So I stopped making it as noticeable when I touch her butt. Yeah, she's very feminine, you are right.

I find it sad that she wants me to pay. She gets more hours at work than me. Management even wanted her to become supervisor because one of our supervisors left. I don't know if she will accept or not. She also has a second job and I don't. She makes way more money than me.

Thanks, though.

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Originally Posted by Absolution

LIES!

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There was a note posted on the bulletin board. About shaving, wearing clean uniforms, chewing gum in front of customers, hygiene.

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Thanks, though.

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anytime, satori xxx

satori where did you go when you were banned

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... and is now listening to the worst possible advice. Why? Well, it's time for the fall finale. We'll pick back up in January and see where the story really goes.

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Originally Posted by Absolution

satori where did you go when you were banned

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Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

January 18

So I asked her out again, she asked if I was going to take her out and pay.

I said wait and see.

She stopped talking to me.

Guys, gals what should I do now?

I think she wants me to spend money on her.

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... and is now listening to the worst possible advice. Why? Well, it's time for the fall finale. We'll pick back up in January and see where the story really goes.

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oh

woah

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Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

Just mostly went to my forum- I went there more often. Read sites about making websites and computer programming. Did a little programming. But stopped because I thought it was kind of hard.

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yes. using brain hard.

Satori you're slipping out of character a bit. I would suggest that you refine your troll-fu.

to be honest i have never once laughed at satori except at the very beginning when i did think she was a troll

i am always too depressed

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to be honest i have never once laughed at satori except at the very beginning when i did think she was a troll

i am always too depressed

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That is, in itself, quite depressing.