Im embarassed

I'm 16 and I have an average or close enough to it sized penis [except thickness] and everytime I hang out with my girlfriend she can feel it and we talk about it and laugh about it but deep down inside i feel fucking embarassed, she knows i do too, but what im worried about is what she thinks about it in terms of size. I don't want her to think I have a really small penis.

I need tips to get over this, a way to feel more comfortable around her when i have a boner, or at least a way to not get a boner/conceal it when im cuddling in bed with her or just holding her. I wish it could just grow bigger already so I could be more confident about my body. Well at least the good thing is we won't be having sex anytime soon, im certain about it. Damn we really need a PS forum lol.

Go ahead and laugh all you want, i feel like shit :(.

I'm not going to laugh at you, but you already know you came to the wrong place for advice. If you truly feel like shit, my advice is to edit/delete your post and go post on a board meant for teen advice.

Extenze

Oh god I really want to say something mean right now, but in this certain situation I don't think anything I type on the internet will satisfy my malevolent craving.

When you get a rock-hard one just whip it out.

Or think about something other than sex/stimuli that causes your erection.

Or, have her punch you in the dick.

PS outside of PS.. O wait..

Oh well, i don't care about all the mean comments, but im sure one out of every 100 comments i'll get serious advice somewhere lol.

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Originally Posted by crapoo16

Oh well, i don't care about all the mean comments, but im sure one out of every 100 comments i'll get serious advice somewhere lol.

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Really?





Really now?





You really think that a "BAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW I HAS A TINY DICK" thread is going to get 100 posts? Think again cocksucker. This is the internet.

Dildo+Duct tape.

Fixed.

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Originally Posted by dudeman

Really?





Really now?





You really think that a "BAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW I HAS A TINY DICK" thread is going to get 100 posts? Think again cocksucker. This is the internet.

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I'm sure you have a tiny dick yourself there, so in your case, what would you do if your girlfriend felt your tiny 2inch dick?

If you're average like you say then what is the big deal (not you, haha)? When you're with a girl that actually enjoys you for your personality rather than your rugged good looks alone you'll have nothing to worry about.

Just be confident, don't blow your load in five seconds (ten is a good goal), and the last thing on her mind will be your tiny penis.

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Originally Posted by crapoo16

I'm sure you have a tiny dick yourself there, so in your case, what would you do if your girlfriend felt your tiny 2inch dick?

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Wow, best 16 year old comeback I've heard in a while.

Let's see, if I had a two inch dick, I'd probably become a misogynist knowing that I would never be able to please a woman.

I suggest you do something along these lines.

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Originally Posted by dudeman

Wow, best 16 year old comeback I've heard in a while.

Let's see, if I had a two inch dick, I'd probably become a misogynist knowing that I would never be able to please a woman.

I suggest you do something along these lines.

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This is internet.

Carry on.

youre just being self concious. if she thinks its small and shes still with who, who cares? Also she might not even know thats its small if shes a virgin unless she watches porn and has the wrong perspective of the size of a penis.

but has she left you? no then you're fine get over it and be glad

Little penis plus tight va jay jay equal good combo. If you rip her open and make her bleed she's not gonna want to do it again..

If you stuck it in her ass without prior warning, would she cry/scream?

If your answer is yes, your dick is enough for her.
If no, then you got a tiny dick son.

Um, by definition wouldn't most guys have an average sized penis? We're brought up in a culture to think that "average" is small and any guy worth fucking has to have at least a seven inch penis.

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Originally Posted by KT_

... at least a seven inch penis.

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Well, if he's a fucking man, then yeah.

Next time she jokes about your probably normal penis mushroom stamp the bitch and tell her to make you a sandwich.

man KT you're so smart there's no way you're a chick

HAHAHA

My dicks are 12, 8 and 18(respectively) inches long.

Don't you feel like you should have been born a girl with such a small penis.


Lols I don't think this is real

If you say "I have a small penis" people know you have a small penis. But if you say "I have an average penis", people still think you have a small penis. And if you say "I have a gigantic penis", people think you have a tiny penis and need to compensate verbally.

So, from this in depth study of human behaviour, we can surmise that there's never any real need to worry about your penis because everyone has ridiculously low expectations anyway.

also dicks

Learn how to use your tongue properly. I suggest lesbian porno.

Oh lesbian porn, is there nothing you can't solve?

Get surgery, it will increase your size by 10+++ inches. Or take medicine to make it a few feet like in the show testees.

CD Answer: Get into tranny porn, thar be some people that would be ok with a small dick.
Real answer: If your girlfriend was worth a fuck she would not tease you and would be ok with it.

You can't change the size of it so don't worry about it. Unless it's a baby penis then she can still have fun with it.

Well there's the jar trick. Get a mason jar and cut a hole in the lid larger than your dick. Take some rubber and put two pieces on the lid so it forms a tight slit. Go outside and find a wasp nest. Capture the wasps in the jar. Put your dick through the slit and shake around the jar. You'll make it bigger in no time!

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Originally Posted by KT_

Um, by definition wouldn't most guys have an average sized penis? We're brought up in a culture to think that "average" is small and any guy worth fucking has to have at least a seven inch penis.

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I personally think that the bar should be set at 8 inches, but that's just my opinion.

last night my girlfriend told me she told all her friends i had a big cock. she also told me that her friends told her they were checking out my package at a party the other night. so yeah ive got a pretty big dick i guess. might as well fuck her friends now.

oh sorry. touchy subject.

Just fuck her until she bleeds and then she wont worry about your small penis.

And really, everyone's penis is small.

When I was 16 my girlfriend screamed when she saw my dick for the first time. That was funny because her dad had only left the room to grab a drink.
She hadn't ever seen one or even seen porn or anything like that though.

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Originally Posted by Pepsi

Dildo+Duct tape.

Fixed.

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Sounds like experience talking to me.

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Originally Posted by simonj

When I was 16 my girlfriend screamed when she saw my dick for the first time. That was funny because her dad had only left the room to grab a drink.
She hadn't ever seen one or even seen porn or anything like that though.

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Um...no sex ed?

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Originally Posted by simonj

When I was 16 my girlfriend screamed when she saw my dick for the first time. That was funny because her dad had only left the room to grab a drink.
She hadn't ever seen one or even seen porn or anything like that though.

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LOL.

Also, you're a male. When you get aroused you get a hard on. And cuddling is an arousing activity.

So... she should get over it.

Because your girlfriend is an ignorant bitch, I'm afraid you're going to have to be her sex ed teacher.

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Originally Posted by sycld

LOL.

Also, you're a male. When you get aroused you get a hard on. And cuddling is an arousing activity.

So... she should get over it.

Because your girlfriend is an ignorant bitch, I'm afraid you're going to have to be her sex ed teacher.

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Just be like this: hey, why don't you just touch my penis?

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Originally Posted by sycld

LOL.

Also, you're a male. When you get aroused you get a hard on. And cuddling is an arousing activity.

So... she should get over it.

Because your girlfriend is an ignorant bitch, I'm afraid you're going to have to be her sex ed teacher.

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Sex Ed-101

Step 1: Grab your dick.
Step 2: Yager bombs
Step 3: Sex
Step 4: The break up.

Ah, love. Thou is the sweetest gift unto man!

Who talks about their penis every time they're with someone anyway?

Yeah and what kind of bitch makes fun about it and/or jokes or laughs about it? Sorry but it sounds like your girlfriend is an immature little twat that's not helping your insecurities. If she keeps joking after you say she KNOWS it bothers you that's just disrespectful and you're putting up with this because of why exactly? Tell her to cut it out and even if she's joking around, would she find it funny if you were always poking fun at how small her tits are or something like that? She sounds really childish, even for a 16 year old. I mean most 16 year old girls know guys are gonna pop a chubby when they're laying in bed with us, even if no sex is occurring.

And seriously every guy in the world thinks his dick is too small and the ones who think they're huge are probably just average.

I didn't read most of this thread, but a big dick is not always good.
Average and even below average can still satisfy and if you still feel you won't be able to do the job, use your tongue and fingers.

A big dick might look nice and all but some of us like walking the next day, lol.

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Originally Posted by Nadia

I didn't read most of this thread, but a big dick is not always good.
Average and even below average can still satisfy and if you still feel you won't be able to do the job, use your tongue and fingers.

A big dick might look nice and all but some of us like walking the next day, lol.

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Exactly, except...

a big dick is just going to allow a guy to go deeper in the vaginal cavity. It's not going to allow him to get to the clitoris.

In fact, a guy with a big dick has to be more careful of not hitting the cervix and causing pain to the woman.

And anyways, the most sensitive vaginal tissue is pretty close to the vaginal opening afaik, so getting a longer pole that lets you fish deeper in the hole isn't really going to get you much.


So a big dique really doesn't serve any other purpose than psychological gratification for the woman (though that's important and real).

So now you know. You can go balls deep and they can't.

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Originally Posted by sycld

Exactly, except...

a big dick is just going to allow a guy to go deeper in the vaginal cavity. It's not going to allow him to get to the clitoris.

In fact, a guy with a big dick has to be more careful of not hitting the cervix and causing pain to the woman.

And anyways, the most sensitive vaginal tissue is pretty close to the vaginal opening afaik, so getting a longer pole that lets you fish deeper in the hole isn't really going to get you much.


So a big dique really doesn't serve any other purpose than psychological gratification for the woman (though that's important and real).

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You seem to know alot about the vag for being a boy-banger. Also, girth is far more important to women than length. Most would rather have a 5-8" that is really girthy than a 10" that is thin.

If you have an 8" that is girthy, that's a big penis.

Just so you know.

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Originally Posted by Nadia

A big dick might look nice and all but some of us like walking the next day, lol.

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That's how you know you did a good job or not.

I would be afraid if a guy whipped out a huge cock. :(

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Originally Posted by Nadia

I would be afraid if a guy whipped out a huge cock. :(

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Exactly. A huge cock makes women respect the man.



In other news I'm always afraid when a guy whips out a huge cock in front of me.

I'm aroused.

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Originally Posted by MrTroy

Um...no sex ed?

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Yeah, but she hadn't seen one in real life and I don't know, the size just scared her.

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Originally Posted by sycld

LOL.

Also, you're a male. When you get aroused you get a hard on. And cuddling is an arousing activity.

So... she should get over it.

Because your girlfriend is an ignorant bitch, I'm afraid you're going to have to be her sex ed teacher.

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She got over it pretty quickly, we had a fairly active and outgoing sex life. This was about 5 years ago though, but she was still my 'first' (the day I asked her out I was hanging out with another girl who liked me, we almost ended up having sex but then her very catholic grandmother walked in - a few months later this girl who is exactly the same age as me, to the day, had a kid with a 45 year old - I'd say I dodged a bullet there...)

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Originally Posted by Sir Bifford

Exactly. A huge cock makes women respect the man.



In other news I'm always afraid when a guy whips out a huge cock in front of me.

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It would just be too painful.

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Originally Posted by Nadia

It would just be too painful.

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Glad I got decent size and not a huge dingaling.....


I made the virgins hurt but that's to be expected....


read as:

I put it in easily to the virgins and didn't hear a moan.

If you don't hear moaning then you aren't doing your job right !

Or you are, but she's dead.

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Originally Posted by Nadia

If you don't hear moaning then you aren't doing your job right !

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Nadia... you're not telling me that most of the noise you make is just pretend for the man's benefit, because all the movies and TV shows make us erroneously believe that women should be noise machines if they are enjoying sex?

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Originally Posted by sycld

Nadia... you're not telling me that most of the noise you make is just pretend for the man's benefit, because all the movies and TV shows make us erroneously believe that women should be noise machines if they are enjoying sex?

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Sometimes when I am not enjoying it I have pretended but for the most part I am too noisy.

i bet you squeal like a pig

Deliverance.

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Originally Posted by Nadia

Sometimes when I am not enjoying it I have pretended but for the most part I am too noisy.

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So you said on the pool table while on your back.

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Originally Posted by Nadia

Sometimes when I am not enjoying it I have pretended but for the most part I am too noisy.

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I thought you said easy at first.

Then I learned to read.

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Originally Posted by Pepsi

I thought you said easy at first.

Then I learned to read.

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You saw what you wanted to see at first.

Some women just aren't vocal, and this can be quite irritating and confusing.

Load moaning > intense/heavy breathing

In the 19th century Paris, there were sex shows that featured prostitutes having sex with dogs.

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Originally Posted by sycld

In the 19th century Paris, there were sex shows that featured prostitutes having sex with dogs.

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We don't even want to know why and how you know that..

It's because sycld is really a 150 year French dog fetishist.

I think someone studies sex in cultures waaayyy too much

yeah but theres a class for it at every college