Going out

Yep.

The Real Question is, Would a President McCain be good for Women?

can you grow a beard?

A lesbian who wants a girlfriend isnt a lesbian at all in my book

LESBIANS ARE DIRTY SEX CRAZED HO'S, EAT SOME PUSSY BITCH, stop trying to convince bitches to be your girlfriend and whatnot

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Not really. I'm not a guy.

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not really is good enough, work on it and i will get back to you with the rest of the plan.

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not really is good enough, work on it and i will get back to you with the rest of the plan.

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she has a beard on her clam that just doesn't quit. does that count?

Are you over the age of 12? Wash your snatch,hang out, & see where it goes from there..

youre not going to have a girlfriend either way

hi satori

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But at least I won't have a fat girlfriend.

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ily satori

just say hey bitch lose some weight

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Yeah, so she is like 30 pounds heavier than her picture. So I don't mind that we didn't go back to her place. I also don't mind not kissing her. She said she'd go out with me again if I want. She said she'd go out with me on Friday. Should I go? Where should we go?

I want to convince her to lose weight. I want a skinny or normal weight girlfriend not a fat one. I want her to lose the weight so she is at the weight of her pictures.

I could try to convince her to lose weight. But if it doesn't help, then I don't think I should go out with her because I don't want a fat girlfriend. I'll just be single and alone like before. But at least I won't have a fat girlfriend.

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Eats pussy and is shallow too.. will you be my girlfriiend? lol NAWT~

Hey! Lay off.

who goes on a date to the mall

that's like some freshman year of high school shit

where your mom has to drop you off and pick you up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF1b1pf9DRY

good god, yes

that was one of the two episodes i've seen of that show so far and that song was in my head (and my heart) the rest of the day

I'm very appealing to lesbians, wanna date?

satori did you shave

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satori did you shave

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Now now, this is counterproductive to the previously-mentioned beard-growing strategy, which I think we should maintain.

Vaginas have beards too rite??

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who goes on a date to the mall

that's like some freshman year of high school shit

where your mom has to drop you off and pick you up

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Maybe meeting someone off of the internet so you don't get raped. I know I get pissed when they want to go where people will hear them scream.

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Now now, this is counterproductive to the previously-mentioned beard-growing strategy, which I think we should maintain.

Vaginas have beards too rite??

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More like a cockeyed sideways goatee.

so meet at a coffee shop

pinch her butt to let her know you find her sexually appealing

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I want to convince her to lose weight. I want a skinny or normal weight girlfriend not a fat one. I want her to lose the weight so she is at the weight of her pictures.

I could try to convince her to lose weight. But if it doesn't help, then I don't think I should go out with her because I don't want a fat girlfriend. I'll just be single and alone like before. But at least I won't have a fat girlfriend.

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god damn lol

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Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

Yeah, so she is like 30 pounds heavier than her picture. So I don't mind that we didn't go back to her place. I also don't mind not kissing her. She said she'd go out with me again if I want. She said she'd go out with me on Friday. Should I go? Where should we go?

I want to convince her to lose weight. I want a skinny or normal weight girlfriend not a fat one. I want her to lose the weight so she is at the weight of her pictures.

I could try to convince her to lose weight. But if it doesn't help, then I don't think I should go out with her because I don't want a fat girlfriend. I'll just be single and alone like before. But at least I won't have a fat girlfriend.

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Meet her at the gym and sign you both up for a very intensive workout, to set a strong precedent.

things i would do to have sex with satori everything:

1) anything

oh great i hear she likes cunts

No wonder she likes this forum. You are all cunts.

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No wonder she likes this forum. You are all cunts.

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eeeeeeee

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we use bus

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i am-a borat

we use bus

why don't you meet girls at a gay club

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I don't have id so it limits where I can meet girls, at my workplace, (on the street-never worked) online.
Speaking of online that girl is ignoring me on msn what should I do? Whenever I say hi she doesn't answer.

Lol maybe I suck with girls. A club might not help. Maybe I have no game now. I lost my touch. Either that or I was lucky. I dunno. All I know it is late at night and almost everyone is in bed. I sat at my computer almost all day on my day off again. Maybe I need to go away from my computer more. Otherwise I just start rambling on, being random, you know; not doing much of anything productive. Anyways, I might be going off topic so I will stop now.

But back on topic, I think that hey if I can't meet girls online, at work or even just when I meet them- I mean how is going to a club gonna help. If I'm getting rejected now than maybe the problem is me not the places I go to meet girls. I mean I never had a long term relationship and I'm 23. Going to clubs could mean that I get rejected there as well along with online/work/whereelse I go. Making my life sadder/stressful/depressing.

Maybe I should stop looking for a girlfriend. Because I haven't had luck in like 5 years. Girls don't like me (anymore if they ever did). And I'm only going to continue to get rejected and sad and not do much and feel like a loser unless I change. Now I just have to think of what to do to occupy my time otherwise occupied by girls. Hmmm. Any ideas?

Focus on getting a new job? Programming? Both? Something Else?

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What to do with all the time I have if I don't devote it to thinking about girls?

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Try working on your SELF ESTEEM. Just sayin..:sycld:

Or mayb you should get a boyfriend. Guys will fuck ANYTHING and they LOVE lesbians. Once again-just sayin..

Maybe its because uhh YOURE NOT REAL

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I don't have id so it limits where I can meet girls, at my workplace, (on the street-never worked) online.
Speaking of online that girl is ignoring me on msn what should I do? Whenever I say hi she doesn't answer.

Lol maybe I suck with girls. A club might not help. Maybe I have no game now. I lost my touch. Either that or I was lucky. I dunno. All I know it is late at night and almost everyone is in bed. I sat at my computer almost all day on my day off again. Maybe I need to go away from my computer more. Otherwise I just start rambling on, being random, you know; not doing much of anything productive. Anyways, I might be going off topic so I will stop now.

But back on topic, I think that hey if I can't meet girls online, at work or even just when I meet them- I mean how is going to a club gonna help. If I'm getting rejected now than maybe the problem is me not the places I go to meet girls. I mean I never had a long term relationship and I'm 23. Going to clubs could mean that I get rejected there as well along with online/work/whereelse I go. Making my life sadder/stressful/depressing.

Maybe I should stop looking for a girlfriend. Because I haven't had luck in like 5 years. Girls don't like me (anymore if they ever did). And I'm only going to continue to get rejected and sad and not do much and feel like a loser unless I change. Now I just have to think of what to do to occupy my time otherwise occupied by girls. Hmmm. Any ideas?

Focus on getting a new job? Programming? Both? Something Else?

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What to do with all the time I have if I don't devote it to thinking about girls?

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I've heard tell (and it sounded like good advice to me) that before one enters into/seeks a relationship, one should be happy. And not in the immediate sort of shallower sense, but in the long-term sense. I know it is probably harder for gay people to meet mates, which sucks, and I'm sorry. Sometimes the only threat to one's happiness is loneliness (romantic or otherwise) which only makes it more complicated.
That being said, some are happily married to their work, or play music all day.

Hey, the happiness thing worked for me. I was a miserable, self-conscious, fat, socially ineffective doofus. Then I decided to man up and change the things I didn't like about myself. I got hot, and in the process stopped giving a fuck what anybody though, and boom, now I'm engaged. Boom, tough actin' tinactin.

Work on the procrastination thing then. Also getting on a schedule helps, as well as setting challenging but realistic goals in areas not related to relationship stuff. Once you start living life for you instead of in an endless pursuit of a significant other then things will start to fall into place. Sometimes you can't find what you're looking for until you stop looking.

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Hey, the happiness thing worked for me. I was a miserable, self-conscious, fat, socially ineffective doofus. Then I decided to man up and change the things I didn't like about myself. I got hot, and in the process stopped giving a fuck what anybody though, and boom, now I'm engaged. Boom, tough actin' tinactin.

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Dude, who are you kidding? You're still fat.

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Dude, who are you kidding? You're still fat.

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Hey, I may have put on a few pounds around christmas because there was food everywhere, but I've almost cut it all already.

OH THANK GOD THAT SHE SUDDENLY DECIDED TO POST IN HOT PINK BOLD CHARACTERS THAT SEAR MY RETINAS

Lindsay Lohan is lonely.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20...ean_girls.html

She says she is lonely because Samantha broke up with her. I'd totally want to go out with Lindsay. Then she wouldn't be so lonely. But I guess that I can't because she doesn't know me. Although the picture of her isn't one of the best. She looks skinny and kind of sad/ mad. Oh well I think she can find someone else even if she truly was in love.

Maybe she can't find a girlfriend either.:pphug:

HAHAHAHAHA i chuckled irl quite loudly at the pink text and then mutton's reply put me over the top

lolin at work boss lookin at me like what you lolin at oh its just satori

oh yeah dude i start laughing my ass off at multi colored letters all the time too its just so god damn hilarious i can't help myself
then my boss is like lol hey bro what are you lolin at and i'm like oh some fake girl on the internet wrote in hot pink instead of black and if that wasn't enough some dude after her made his letters in a bunch of different colors oh man you should've been there it was so gre- oh dear lord look at that shiny object isn't that fantastic

I like the magneta font. But I don't want to use it all the time because then it wouldn't be special. That is kinda cool for you guys how you can use the internet at work. At my work they don't let us use the computer. Only supervisors get to use them.

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HAHAHAHAHA i chuckled irl quite loudly at the pink text and then mutton's reply put me over the top

lolin at work boss lookin at me like what you lolin at oh its just satori

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I don't know why it was so funny for you. Maybe it was. It was just an old post of mine from my forum. He changed the font though.
http://satorieee.proboards.com/index...play&thread=83
It was like seven months ago.

i find mutton funny because he is funny

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I like the magneta font. But I don't want to use it all the time because then it wouldn't be special. That is kinda cool for you guys how you can use the internet at work. At my work they don't let us use the computer. Only supervisors get to use them.

I don't know why it was so funny for you. Maybe it was. It was just an old post of mine from my forum. He changed the font though.
http://satorieee.proboards.com/index...play&thread=83
It was like seven months ago.

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the only plugging allowed here is for the gina/lance bass sextape

Sir Lance-a-lot presents: Lots of Bass

"Sure, ok. hurhurhur" :cool::cool::cool::cool::cool: - Seth Rogen

Ok, what I mean is that he wrote the exact same thing I did but just changed the font and didn't name the source. The site isn't really necessary to put in the post.

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the only plugging allowed here is for the gina/lance bass sextape

Sir Lance-a-lot presents: Lots of Bass

"Sure, ok. hurhurhur" :cool::cool::cool::cool::cool: - Seth Rogen

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hehehehehehehehehehehehe

satori i'm gonna ask you nicely to please put the gun down

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Ok, what I mean is that he wrote the exact same thing I did but just changed the font and didn't name the source. The site isn't really necessary to put in the post.

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he's making fun of you for being stupid

can't say you haven't earned it

Suffice it to say that Mr. E is not "hot" even to black girls.

:)