No I'm not a comic geek but I mean I have watched the recent films and I am wondering who would win in a fight.
Ok let's go nerds
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No I'm not a comic geek but I mean I have watched the recent films and I am wondering who would win in a fight.
Ok let's go nerds
Iron Man hands down. He's in a suit made out of a fucking gold-titanium alloy. Mano-a-mano Batman would win because Tony Stark is not particularly strong or fast without the armor. However Tony Stark almost never fights without his Iron Man suit and the suit is what gives him a clear advantage.
Batman...because George Clooney, Val Kilmer, Christian Bale, and...even Michael Keaton are better than Robert Downey Jr.
Actually it's a gold-titanium alloyQuote:
Originally Posted by KT_
batman because he is just a better superhero
thanks for the elaboration.Quote:
Originally Posted by Absolution
well this thread is about as shallow as me
hay guyz i saw these movies who would win
what? robert downey jr is fucking awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepsi
but batman would still win. batman has plans about how to defeat the entire justice league in case they turn evil. tony stark is a genius, of course, but batman, like jeeves, stands alone.
on an open plain, with nothing to hide behind or use as a weapon, in just a plain, straight-forward battle between regular batman and regular iron man (regular iron man includes armour), then of course iron man would win. but that's silly to think about.
sorry, i still can't get over this. you retard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepsi
and val kilmer sucks ass.
The Ice Man does not suck.
wasn't swatzanegger the ice man?
iron man would clearly win anyway, batman couldnt take a blast from iron mans gun.
This thread is full of retards
All I'm gonna say.
It's not like Batman has ever fought anybody in a suit that is easily susceptible to the smallest emp, right? Or hacking?
If the skrulls can give Tony Stark a virus that took him out of the fight in Secret Invasion, Batman can do it, as his Bat computer is so much farther advanced than anything they have in Marvel it's absurd
QFTQuote:
Originally Posted by benzss
I was just thinking that after reading gwahir's ignorance.
Castle is clearly the most correct of any in this thread.
Batman vs. 99% of superheroes and supervillains, Batman wins. The only people he'd have trouble with are celestials and cosmics, and maybe not even cosmics cause I mean the Fantastic Four can beat some of them.
Jesus could take both of them.
You make it sound like DC had a team of engineers working around the clock to create the Bat Computer. It's fucking made up.Quote:
Originally Posted by captain castle
Also Dr. Manhattan would kill both of them.
Actually I think he was saying that relatively speaking DC wrote in a more powerful computer.Quote:
Originally Posted by talley
But whatever, let's say the castle actually thinks that.
I'm going to go ahead and call you a nerd.Quote:
Originally Posted by benzss
Simon Cowell would accurately judge their singing and they'd both just cry.
His computer is from the new gods and future smiths several thousand years into the future.
So yeah
It's better than anything marvel has
Also whoever said Iron Mans armor is made of gold titanium is a fucking retard. Go watch the movies and pretend you're a fan fuck heads
His armor is pretty much the equivalent of the T-1000
It's a ton of little cells held together by a force field
Bat. Man. For. Ever.
More like munches ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by gwahir
Anyways, this thread sucks. If its topic was worth discussing at all it would be more along the lines of "which comic book franchise could come up with the better deus ex machina to have their childish one dimensional super hero win the fight."
Someone is trying to sound smart
It was still the second most accurate post in here (first being my Simon Cowell theory).
*prods this thread towards nerdcore*
As good as The Dark Knight was (I personally think Batman Begins was better), I enjoyed Iron Man (just finished watching it) a lot more.
The Dark Knight disappointed me, I haven't seen Iron man but for that reason he would win.
Captain Castle is right, Batman wouldn't fight Tony Stark until he destroyed the Iron Man armor, and then Batman would beat the shit out of him.
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Originally Posted by Woofness
wtf is wrong with you two?Quote:
Originally Posted by Absolution
Also, a better fight would be Batman vs. Spiderman
Personally I'd rather see Norman Osborne vs Batman but you never know.
Batman would kick Green Goblin's ass. He'd make a remote that could hijack all the Goblin stuff and the fight would last about 23 seconds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nermy2k
In fact, the same can be said about any mechanical or technological being Batman faces.
Dr Octopus could take him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
Batman would win because he wins against everyone.
Ironman would win because he wins against everyone.
(These threads are meaningless because it does not matter character to character because anyone can overcome anything.)
Bullshit, super heroes fail all the time.Ironman doesn't always win, not even Batman always wins. Sometimes they have to call in bigger guns, sometimes they win but at a cost so great they would have rather lost, and sometimes they just flat out lose (though this doesn't happen too often).Quote:
Originally Posted by sudo
They always win in the end.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
They're all comic books in the end.
LOL how did nobody catch this little gem!Quote:
Originally Posted by ShitFace
Wrong Iceman :)
Wow i cant believe this. Iron man is retarded. He is in an iron suit. Yes enclosed in it. Yet somehow the g forces do not transfer to his body at all. He is magically unharmed. At least batman still has some kind of loose grip on reality. Iron man has all that damn technology to fly and shit but somehow they dont explain the most basic of things like how he can be thrown across the sky and not get a bruise
But who would win in the fight between Baman and Piderman?
Would it matter if Baman finds Piderman's sandwich, thinking it's Piderman's, and Piderman says "Oh yeah that's mine"?
This thread is full of fucking idiots. I had to come out of retirement to tell everyone that
Except mr e
Batman is a pussy with some toys on his belt.
You're probably one of the stupidest creations on god's green earth
Just saying
Thought you weren't posting here anymore pussy.Quote:
Originally Posted by captain castle
Came out of retirement for this thread. Going back in now.
yeah, pussy! too scared to stay away, huh! take that! couldn't stay out of a fight! coward!Quote:
Originally Posted by sudo
lol Gwahir
You're my favorite jew
anyone who argues about comic book characters, or thinks people are idiots because they think a certain way about a comic book character needs to reevaluate their lives.
Well I mean I hope you take the time to reflect on this post and stop posting.Quote:
Originally Posted by sudo
Ironman because he would shoot a lazer through Batman's chest and he would be dead. Or just simply blow him up...
Holy crap
thunderdome is right. I never even thought of that possibility!
Damnit guys, lets pack it in
Well I mean come on its kind of an obvious question.Quote:
Originally Posted by captain castle
No of course
Everyone bow down
Batman is a more interesting character than Batman fans would have people believe.
this is true
What if Mr. Stark got a gun and shot batman in the only exposed area of his body....his mouth?
I think bat bitch would have a hard time with that.
Cause alcoholics have amazing accuracy
And god knows Batman has never faced off against a gunman before
retard
uhm....Quote:
Originally Posted by captain castle
pretty sure all those gunmen were like 50yds away and buttfag likes to get shot around the crotchals.
Can batman eat a bullet?
I also don't like superheros etc, and I'm only throwing in the possibility I could kill batman.
You're not an intelligent person
at all
Nightwing could beat Batman
You are a god damn liar
captain castle while I love your anger (seriously) why don't you, y'know, write something other than an insult
much love though see you in flames baby
some peoples take batmen too srsly guys.Quote:
Originally Posted by captain castle
Getting wound up in in this thread is a seriously good idea guys...I think we should all do it!
Fight: Apples and Oranges
Comic: I am more partial to the Marvel universe but Bats is a boyhood favourite so Batman wins this one.
Films: Both of the Nolan films are INTENSE, Knight more than Begins and the intensity of the Batman films just makes watching them an effort so Ironman wins on the simple entertainment factor.
But the recent Batman films are clearly better than Iron Man, awesome as it is.
Ok seriously Batman and Robin wasn't much effort to watch - it is easy to fall asleep to - ergo it's better than all other comic book movies!
Ben you just broke the cardinal rule of Batman films - calling a Joel Schumacher film a Batman film.Quote:
Originally Posted by benzss
You have also deeply insulted the Ironman film by comparing it to a Joel Schumacher film.
Not worth it to waste my time on these guys lolQuote:
Originally Posted by benzss
Or, there's a common sense factor, as well as a general knowledge, and it's irritating when an ignorant sod makes a dumb statementQuote:
Originally Posted by simonj
Don't you judge meQuote:
Originally Posted by SilentBob
Also, I don't know why everyone assumes I'm up in arms here
reallyQuote:
Originally Posted by captain castle
Ok touche
It says in the comix that Nightwing becomes a better detective than Batman, and if he's a better detective than Batman that means that he could out-maneuver him because Batman wins fights with his mind.
Sherlock Holmes could take Batman
Wow dude, really?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
Detective skills != Fighting
Yes, I realize there's certainly an intellect angle to it as well, and you're right Batman very much mentally defeats his opponents before he actually does it, but he also holds Ralph Dibny as one of the best detective minds on the planet (almost as good as him) and The Riddler is a pretty well respected detective as well, and neither of them could stand toe to toe with Batman in unarmed combat (Dibny maybe if he had is stretch stuff) for long. So there's obviously more to it than that.
Also, this bullshit "nightwing is better than Batman" stuff they were printing in the last year or so is pretty big propaganga for Nightwing to have his own series, cause they aren't used to sidekicks getting their own series in mainstream DC (aside from those dreadful "Lois Lane, Superman's Girlfriend!" comics from the 40s
Nightwing is different from Riddler or Dibny though. Nightwing has been fully trained in the style of Batman. He has all the fighting prowess of Batman, plus is younger and smarter. That equals win in a fight. I'm sorry Vanilla Bear but I won't back down.
Captain Castle turned into a batman fanboy since the movies.
Him and 99% of the world...
Younger certainly, but just because he's been trained fully by someone doesn't mean he's a better fighter. There are only a few people on Earth 2 capable of beating Batman hand to hand. Lady Shiva (since Knightfall, Batman can now best her) and Cassandra Cain (She was taught to fight as a form of speech. She's probably the one person who's been trained more than Batman) and I've heard Karate Kid, but he strikes me as kind of a deus ex machina character, where his powers are hyperbole "best fighter evar" sorta thing, so I don't know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. E
As for smarter, good luck. Nightwing is smart, but he'll never measure up to Bruce. Fuck, Jason Todd could probably beat the hell out of Nightwing (I like Tim and Jason better)
I've been a Batman fanboy since before you were a stain on your daddys pantsQuote:
Originally Posted by sudo
regardlesslyQuote:
Originally Posted by simonj