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I think you should make a rap video. Girls LOVE rappers.
Post your raps to youtube and link them here for constructive criticism, we will help you be a great rapper
peanut butter
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Originally Posted by sailor jack
dont do it in the mirror
i play with myself but im not gay.
try gluing your mouth shut with some peanut butter and shut the fuck up
if you want to have sex with girls set yoiur sights low. like real low. so low youre considering men.
Get a hooker. In the long run it'll be a lot cheaper and largely more satisfying then a girlfriend because you don't have to talk them into "experimenting" with the kinky stuff.
dont be so picky
you're too picky take the scraps you can get
adultfriendfinder.com
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lesbian hookers exist
what about lesbian troll hookers
http://ottawa.en.craigslist.ca/w4w/
replace ottawa with wherever
If lesbian hookers are anything like gay male hookers, expect to pay ~$80 to $150 an hour.
ERR I mean...
I do not know if this includes anal (bad assumption perhaps), but I do know that straight/female hookers charge a ton more for analQuote:
Originally Posted by sycld
So assuming anal just costs more I'd imagine lesbian hookers would be somewhere between straight/female and gay hookers in price range (more than straight/female due to rarity).
all i had to do was read the title and think "oh, right, satori thread"
also satori here's my advice to your persona
shut the fuck up and quit worrying about it so much
no one wants to be around a debbie downer/negative nancy/sorrowful susan/pissy patty
except for of course us here on this forum because your years of success prove your staying power in the negative aspect
what the fuck does that even mean fuck i have to go to work
If you can't get laid, it's either because you're-
1. Not trying.
2. Trying too hard.
3. satori
Satori, have you tried using adultfriendfinder.com yet? You don't have to pay da ladies to sleep with you.
you just got trolledQuote:
Originally Posted by gina
This thread should be entitled, "I can't get any help. Please."
I'm in the same boat buddy, I'm going through a very long dry streak, just wank it and don't stress over it a girl will come soon enough... oh, and I hope your really aren't considering rape lol
:psyduck: I'm confused, are you a guy or a girl?
"She" is a lesbian. I put she is quotations because we're fairly sure Satori is just a troll.
no, satori is not a troll
I think we need a picture to determine that :madclap:Quote:
Originally Posted by mutton
Satori is the best poster here, why are you saying she is a troll?
yesQuote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
ffs get a hooker or something
link us to your adultfriendfinder profile so we can make sure you're doing it right
i was gonna call you out by saying that's too much effort for a troll to doQuote:
Originally Posted by KT.
but i keep pushing for that rap video i so desperately want to see
satori practice makes perfect and this site is excellent for music critiques. just ask largeduck or me.
this site is excellent for musical critiquingQuote:
Originally Posted by coqauvin
practice means actually doing it you know
then why did you insist on being born
that's fineQuote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
even sharing lyrics is a good start
yeah, if you post the lyrics we can help you. I know a lot of us listen to rap and could really help out.
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
the same goes for listening.
well if you're this wishy washy small wonder blah blah blah troll feedingQuote:
Originally Posted by Satori_Everything
I'll beat the sin outta you, tell you what
you can record by yourself with a microphone and sound recorder it really doesn't make a difference
re-records only matter if you're paying for studio time
this is extra funny because of the word filter hereQuote:
Originally Posted by mutton
Whore extravaganza