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Fixed that up for ya, don't say I never did anything nice for you
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This is a sad one :(
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americans; the definition of butt hurt
lol at the fb post that assumes god cares about pearl harbour and is on their side
God loves 'murrca!
There was a picture on Fox's website of a lady sitting amidst rubble, crying. It was sad.
See I was at a morning shift when the bad quake hit. We were all making jokes like, "Maybe it's Godzilla...etc." And then the live feeds started coming in and we were all like, "Oh my god, this is horrific."
And we can all say, "Yeah, America is full of assholes, blah blah blah..." But people in Russia were saying the quake was payback for the Kuril Islands Dispute.
Dumb-fuck-insensitiv-itis is a worldwide epidemic.
for other countries, apparently it's from dolphin farming
while we're on the topic of pearl harbour, i guess hiroshima and nagasaki don't count
Yes, because it is the internet where we will see the best of humanity.
also, apparently in Finland, some people are going crazy over iodine tablets because they're worried about nuclear fallout
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But how will the wind blow towards Finland if the west coast of the USA already claimed that fallout?
Also, gina, please tell me more about the live feeds a news station gets, I've already been interested in that but never thought to ask anyone. I am curious what "the wire" is and/or looks like. I assume it's just ticker tape rolling out all day while interns in green visors (to block the harsh overhead lighting) pour over all the stories of cats stuck in trees, charlie sheen winning, and god hates fags protests.
Well we were just tuned in to CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, all the big stations. I wasn't working at Fox that day, I was at the local.
All the wire stuff we get is from alerts from like, Reuters or the AP, and they just auto-pop up when they cross.
But at News 12 we have an affiliate service from CNN called Newsource, where we can download video and scripts from anywhere and use it on our station.
And that's what I do at Fox, I cut the video, write the scripts and send it out to affiliates.
My jobs are pretty cool minus sitting in windowless rooms all day.
That's disgusting.
Gina you should post some good hi-res pictures from AP/Reuters of the damage over there, I remember on SomethingAwful there was a guy with AP access that posted super huge hi-res pics of stuff.
Or PM me links and I can post them if it endangers your jerb.
I only get APTN feeds at Fox, no pictures, it's straight up video.
I can't save it on local drives, woe is me.
rick scarf has moved on from HD porn to HD natural disasters
...aboriginal people's television network?
lol kts one is the best
Newsflash:
Ellen Macarthur has abandoned her latest round the world sailing attempt after she was overtaken by a Jap in a deckchair.
Good thread Tengu.
I don't think I've been actually taken-aback by the ignorance of some Americans since the Bush era.
Well then you missed the whole 'tea party' boat.
another 10 minutes more internetting reveals the rest of the world is just as stupidQuote:
Originally Posted by Woofness
Ignorance is rife, Americans are just more prolific with it.
as it does with everything, america just tries harder at being an asshole than the rest of the world
Well I mean, America is the 3rd largest country population wise. We're approximately 5 times as large as the UK so it shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that we have 5 times the amount of ignorant people.
I would hazard a guess that a larger proportion of that slovenly population are ignorant, perhaps 20 times that of the U.K
FAKE EDIT: actually call it 10.
ITT Woofness picks a fight with America
i've seen your chavs and dickheads sir, you are in competition in quality if not straight quantity
Canada, why you nice all of the sudden? You need something?
we have a national reputation for being polite i don't see where you're coming from
Q: how do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?
A: Ask them to leave.
lol
Q: How do you get 20 french-canadians out of a pool?
A: Throw a bar of soap in with them
http://instantrimshot.com/Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
I'm sure I've already posted both those Canadian jokes months ago. I don't really use any other forums so it was probably here.
even comedians across the world use these stereotypes
simonj, that joke was around at least since sarsstock
I expected this thread to be about canada
I am disappointed
Coq I was not claiming I wrote those jokes myself. I'm not Carlos Mencia. Or Dane Cook. Or Robin Williams.
I live in Canada?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheDudeFish
Creating the tsunami was the first act of Obama's that I fully support
too bad he messed up on the nuclear reactors. japs just barely outsmarted him
I do not see how this in line with the aupQuote:
Originally Posted by Atmoscheer
Then AUP has been applied
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Originally Posted by DaiTengu