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It's true.
do you want help finding a guy
isn't the message obvious you're going to have to sit on a dick
start small
sitting on lap =/= sitting on dick
satori go out and fuck somebody, anybody
could be a ladyboy, it don't matter
playing mtg with a guy counts as sex fyi
It's not any of their business, if it bothers you enough, let them know. You could say that men are just a hassle and none of them could compare to the "Ultima Gusher 5000 PSX Limited Edition Plus" dildo you have(whether you even have one or not).
Show us a picture, I could help you get laid, depending on how far from Nashville you live(1000+ miles is a no go).
Also the amount of alcohol needed.
I just broke up with my girlfriend, so I could use a bucket(lol)
i changed my mind, go out and buy 50 cats
dress them up in little sweaters with cat ears on them
I thought the normal age to lose you virginity was 16.
Anyway, serious answer, if you tell them that this sexual talk is bothering you and you want them to stop but they don't, you can complain to your boss about sexual harassment (I'm assuming that's illegal in Canada). In the US even non-explicit talk, such as whether you're a virgin or not, can be considered sexual harassment if it make someone feel uncomfortable.
well in Ontario it's more frowned upon than illegal but I don't know about alberta.
well in alberta it's illegal not to sexually harass so
20-23 is normal for first sechsin? I guess here in 'Merica, we do things early. I lost my virginity at 14. But that's why we have teenage mommies around here.
Um yeah right vengefulscars, remember, for a girl to have sex with you, you'd have to... you know... convince a girl to have sex with you.
convincing= roofie in drink
you were pals with scarf around that time, weren't you?
if you like roofie coladas
dl is a virgin by choice.
It's not his choice
Sterilize a blade by running a flame over it.
Cut out the remains of your hymen.
Present your vagina to all that will see to prove your unvirginal status.
SE is a fake. Everyone wants to see a picture of her, but she Digorno's all over the fucking place.
Satori is solely responsible for more interesting content on this forum than the rest of you combined.
just go have sex for fucks sake
maesce uncovered the truth a few months ago, i'll search for the thread later
Don't bother. Thread was lost when daitengu got drunk on fermented cheeseburgers and couldn't find a chair
I once got into trouble with some russians and had to marry an immigrant friend of theirs to pay back what they though I owed them. My life would have been a black comedy sitcom if that went through. True story though. I think that can be put down as slightly more interesting story than being a virgin.
Do tell
I would if the details couldn't get me into trouble with the law. Nothing bad though, promise.
Nick, you are going to have to come with us.
Oh god....please don't do a cavity search.
Why do people keep treating this troll like a real person?
Hey Satori, shove some Funyuns in your vagina. Better than cock anyday!