[the mess hall] My bananas used harden

I've had them for about a week and a half and they are still green.. and I swear they are getting harder.

It's really quite a horrible ordeal

ok

stop posting

Nevar

U R Bananas

"This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S." - Gwen Stefani after eating too many bananas

You have to massage your bananas everyday for them to ripen to a proper yellow. Try gently squeezing at the base right above the stem of the banana, and slowly and continuously stroke up and down. Do this for about 5 to 10 minutes a day for the next week.

Are you sure those aren't dicks?

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Are you sure those aren't dicks?

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Damn you it I was going to comment on how my banana hardens too

That would have been too obvious. Also she was asking for a good hard banana which is why I stole her phone.

put them in the fridge and they'll go brown in a day (it's counter-intuitive but it works)

using a banana as a dildo should soften it up

i mean, at least that's what I heard :shifty:

It also softens dicks.