cant see the avengers, if i do im kicked out, thanks thor

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10-25-2011, 02:23 AM
Anonymous

cant see the avengers, if i do im kicked out, thanks thor

so ive seen every marvel avenger team member movie captain America Iron men the hulk and thor heres the problem, i just showed the recent avenger trailer to my dad to see if it looked cool to him and we could go see it together. this opened up a can of worms that i had no clue he knew about and im so embarassed of this mistconseption, my dad explained to me that thor gave me a interest in exploring homosexuality when he peeked at me through the door on the bed licking my thor action figures chest . what he didnt know was i dipped my thor toy in pudding cuz mom didnt wash any spoons that day and i didnt wanna use my fingers and get sticky pudding sugar on them

example of incident:
http://i56.tinypic.com/200zinm.jpg

I was to frozen as a hard frost giant to respond so he said we cant see the avengers because he doesnt want a gay son and if he finds out i see the avengers he will kick me out of the house i need some advice on what to do with my situation please help me lickilicky.
10-25-2011, 03:01 AM
simonj

hey mpr
10-25-2011, 05:38 AM
Atomic

Go see it.
10-25-2011, 08:55 AM
KT.

r u fukkin srs
10-25-2011, 09:46 AM
sailor jack

someone is trying to frame mr e
10-25-2011, 05:31 PM
Vengeful Scars

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anonymous

I was to frozen as a hard frost giant

How do you know about frost giant dicks?
10-25-2011, 06:06 PM
DaiTengu

Quote:

Originally Posted by sailor jack

someone is trying to frame mr e

This was my thought too.
10-25-2011, 11:05 PM
Atmosfear

MPR IS SO FUCKING META RIGHT NOW
10-26-2011, 02:27 AM
Mad Pino Rage

This is not me but I wish I was stupidly funny to write something like this.
10-26-2011, 02:38 AM
simonj

shut up
10-26-2011, 06:00 AM
Mad Pino Rage

Bite me it isn't me.
10-27-2011, 02:47 PM
DaiTengu

If I cared enough I'd go match up IP addresses but I don't.
10-28-2011, 09:59 AM
ShitFace

botb
10-30-2011, 12:58 AM
Anonymous D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anonymous

my dad explained to me that thor gave me a interest in exploring homosexuality when he peeked at me through the door on the bed licking my thor action figures chest .

wat
11-06-2011, 11:38 AM
Mad Pino Rage

I think what he is trying to say his dad caught him licking pudding off of his action figure's chest, Thor, and assumed his son was licking Thor's chest because of his supposed homosexual attraction to the character.
11-06-2011, 02:46 PM
simonj

Well you would know
11-16-2011, 06:44 AM
faesce

mpr for president