It's been a long time, my friends.

It's been a very long 4 years since I've last spoken to all of you.

The truth is, I went to Alaska on an adventure to drill oil because, seriously, fuck the environment I gots to get paid! Some really bad things happened while I was there and my wife was the only thing that kept me going.

I'm sorry I abandoned you, my friends. I have only just now discovered that LWS survives in a horrible, bastardized version of what it once was. However, I wanted to let you all know I was still around.


The tale of those horrible events has been made into a movie. This movie will be released next year. I hope you all go see it.


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUP5Vr0lBvY&hd=1"]The Grey (2012) Movie Teaser Trailer HD - Liam Neeson - YouTube[/ame]

Now we just need TGO to come back, and Holly to come back from the dead.

moar like the gay

more like the who da fuck are you

that too

hello

woah. where did this come from?

Someone's gimmick

The Grey is a real person and everything he has ever written is true. He is definitely not a gimmick just some schtick.

Well if mpr says it's true...

I would never lie to you. Everyone else, yes I would lie to them, but not you simonj.

i wouldnt lie to you MPR

I wouldn't lie with you

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I would never lie to you. Everyone else, yes I would lie to them, but not you simonj.

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I believe you, baby.

wb the grey, you were always one of my fave posters.

Holy 2005, Batman!

Wow, The Grey. I wonder if it's really him. What a mindfuck.

I used to be Looshius on LWS and DnB, don't know if anybody here remembers me. I remember Scars pretty well, I think he even called me once. I remember MPR too.

Wild.

LooshiusLeftfoot right? I dunno if I called you, but I remember you. I def remember that avatar, even if it wasn't yours

It was, and yes, and you definitely called me. You talked all about a mushroom trip where your mom turned into a monster. Pretty sure you were on ecstacy.

I'm more excited about Looshius than grey

I used to do a lot of drugs friends.

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I'm more excited about Looshius than grey

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Did we just become best friends?

I think she's trying to get into your panties.

Atomic you have no hard evidence saying that is true

Looshius I want in your panties

Now you do

That's hawt. Too bad I'm one step ahead of you, because I'm not wearing any panties.

That makes it much easier to get in them



ba dum tshhh

Well that's true.

Are you actually a lady?

oui oui monsieur

Tres bien.

And that is the extent of my French.

Good, because that is the extent of mine as well.

JK I'm Canadian

We're done here.

http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/2...retemplate.jpg

Indeed. Canada is a major dealbreaker for me.

I CAN CHAAAAAANGE!!!!

a/s/l?

Sorry, thought this was habbo hotel for a sec

24/m/ny

You? If your location is still Canada when you answer that question, we're through.

/CANADA BABAYYYY

you live in NY? I might be there for my bday.. we can pretend for a night that I'm not Canadian ;)

JK I'll still be Canadian

Alas, it was never meant to be. But for one night I might be able to make an exception. What are you doing in NY, and when are you going?

Potentially for New Years Eve, as that is my birthday.

...and then a lil later to shop, obvi.

Cool. You doing the whole Times Square thing?

It would be an experience. So possibly.

Is it overrated?

Never done it. Seems too much like a tourist thing to me. I despise Times Square in general.

This is so cute, CD is gonna get WA some vag and looshius some dick

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This is so cute, CD is gonna get WA some vag and looshius some dick

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lol you fucked up

I don't need assistance getting vag or dick thankyouverymuuuch

It's been a while since I've gotten some dick. A lifetime, actually.

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I don't need assistance getting vag or dick thankyouverymuuuch

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you'd have to be pretty fucking ugly to need assistance getting dick.

I don't know if there are girls ugly enough that someone wouldn't do them.

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I don't know if there are girls ugly enough that someone wouldn't do them.

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there are plenty of dudes who'll never get laid...

but if a girl is still a virgin by the age of 20, it means she doesn't want any dick

What happened to this thread. I was having such a pleasant conversation.

It got turned into a Casual Sex discussion.

Which makes the thread topic funny.

Quite.

Well Gtfo, I need to spit some game.

You have a dick. That's all the game you need with this canadian whore.

She's not a whore, ass.

the preferred term is slut

Somebody done changed my post.

The only reason I called her a whore is because I think it's funny that it changes it and have to find ways to work whore into the sentence. Not sure if it works with whores though.

As far as I know she doesn't get paid for sex, only pays for sex with her cell phone.

I feel so violated.

I am most definitely NOT a whore.

Whores

prostitutes

whores needs to be changed to Young Ladies

does whorish get changed?

There are some whorish flaws in this system.

this is interesting because i was just wondering "hmm, do you think the internet could sink to an even more depressingly low point of e-whoring and complete disregardation of dignity?"

LOOKS LIKE THE ANSWER WAS YES, AND CASUAL DISCOURSE

Whore

Also, I remember the avatar but not the name until you brought up LooshiusLeftfoot.

I probably should have used the name again. I got this one banned on lws within days of registering. I think for flames outside of flames, since I was an angry kid.

Also, llama you better not be talking about me.

Lol, if you got banned for flaming out of flams, or PS out of PS, we'd all be fucked