i did not order it from amazon.com
do any of you niggers have any good family recipes you want to share for me to try
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i did not order it from amazon.com
do any of you niggers have any good family recipes you want to share for me to try
six freshly harvested dicks, dirt 'n' all. in a roux.
make cookies -> success
i did exactly this a couple days ago with our kitchenaidŽ stand mixer and they turned out awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by sponge
rock cakes
alright well i was thinking about shortbread cookies
these cookies are making me drowsy
use molds of extinct animals
mix drugs (your choice) into the cookies
no
What are you a pussy? Just do it.
I recommend mixing in pepto bismol
A tube of room temp Jimmy dean breakfast sausage, half a block of cheddar cheese (grated), and bisquick.
Mix until you get a cookie dough like consistency and roll into balls and bake.
A tube of room temp Jimmy dean breakfast sausage, half a block of cheddar cheese (grated), and bisquick.
Mix until you get a cookie dough like consistency and roll into balls and bake.
i'm going to replace bisquick with my secret biscuit recipe, but i'll try it
Let me know how it turns out. I make those sausage balls for stuff like super bowl parties, and the get devoured.
Also, Ive been contemplating adding some diced jalapenos to the recipe. Do that and let me know the outcome.
<dick joke>Quote:
Originally Posted by Nermy2k
my mom is a shitty cook and my dad is a fast food fatty so no i dont have any good family recipes thx for reminding me about my shitty family cooking skills
i'll be honest the goal of this thread was just to make mpr feel bad
mission accomplished
mpr you can learn to cook toast and be satisfied with the wholesome goodness of processed wheat
the secret ingredient is court martials
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I dont see how people cant know how to cook.
Its so easy.
I think its more that people dont WANT to cook.
Well cooking is lame.
I don't like cooking because I don't think about food until I'm hungry. My mind has more important issues to concern itself with such as wondering what will happen next in Batman and figuring out temples in Skyward Sword.
My wife hates when I cook. The cooking part is fine, it's the cleaning up the pots and pans that I leave to the bitches she doesn't like. And who wants to do the dishes when you have all this good food to eat?
the plural of court marshal is courts marshalQuote:
Originally Posted by Rick Scarf
the correct spelling of martial is martial, not marshal
the name of martial matters is meme matey
You'd think, especially when I had quoted the correct spelling, that I would have noticed that. Which is why I did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick Scarf
meme 'n' memeQuote:
Originally Posted by mutton
melts in your mouth, memes on your hand