Pickle surprise!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzOpjBOzMqA

I'm expecting some really mixed reactions from this.

Drugs are bad. Mmmmkay? Homosexuality is bad. Hmmmmkay? Drugs and homosexuality together are super duper bad.

Well I'm not exactly sure how to react...

haha wtf
PICKLE SURPRISE BITCH

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Originally Posted by Sir Bifford

Drugs are bad. Mmmmkay? Homosexuality is bad. Hmmmmkay? Drugs and homosexuality together are super duper bad.

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Mmmmkay. Gotcha.

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Originally Posted by HopeYouDie

Mmmmkay. Gotcha.

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You should probably report that one too dickwheat.

Huh, stopped watching when I saw the black tranny.

WHAT....THE.....FUCK!

:confused:

Yes these are my people...? :(

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THE :soledance: SHORTCUT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKAohhK_Qg0

In addition, a couple definitions, courtesy of Urban Dictionary...

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Originally Posted by http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pickle+surprise

Pickle Surprise: When a "woman" covers her genitalia with a food product (whipped cream) and someone (preferrably male) goes down on her to only find a "banana in his icecream sundae".

"She looked smokin hot, but to end a long story short, I sure got a pickle surprise."

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Originally Posted by http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=strawberry+shortcut

Strawberry Shortcut: Like a strawberry shortcake (the act of ejaculating on a partner's face and then punching them in the nose, the blood and semen creating the effect of whipped cream and strawberries), only without ejaculating first.

"Dude, I was pissed off at Cindy last night, so I totally gave her a strawberry shortcut."
"So... you punched her in the face?"
"Basically."

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I've never dropped acid before, but I've always assumed it would be like that.

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Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy

I've never dropped acid before, but I've always assumed it would be like that.

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...it's like a gay cross-dresser party filled with references to violent, traumatic sexual practices?

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Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy

I've never dropped acid before, but I've always assumed it would be like that.

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If acid did anything like that, I would probably never take it again.

Or would I..........?

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Originally Posted by djwolford

If acid did anything like that, I would probably never take it again.

Or would I..........?

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I don't know... do you really want a pickle surprise?

hammmmmmmm lol This is seriously weird.

I don't think I do, the pickle surprise guy has an oddly unattractive nose. I think it would bother me.

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Originally Posted by Janglez

Huh, stopped watching when I saw the black tranny.

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yeah that was pretty gross.

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Originally Posted by Janglez

Huh, stopped watching when I saw the black tranny.

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Originally Posted by Beef

yeah that was pretty gross.

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oh come on.

i mean, yer it was gross, but it wasn't nearly half as bad as a lot of things on the internet.

i mean this is gross in a "eww but i'm morbidly curious so i'm going to continue watching" sort of way.

imo the pickle man is the grossest and most disturbing thing in the whole video

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Originally Posted by sycld

...it's like a gay cross-dresser party filled with references to violent, traumatic sexual practices?

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Yes