Title explains it, I'll give beer count as the thread progresses. All questions will be answered as accurately as the situation permits.
Beer count=2
Printable View
Title explains it, I'll give beer count as the thread progresses. All questions will be answered as accurately as the situation permits.
Beer count=2
Why do you continue to make terrible threads and posts?
Why do you think the internets and alcohol are a good thing?
Or rather, why do you think the internets and talking about alcohol are a good thing?
I've got a beer here in my hand too, do I think you'll care? No.
Why do people feel the need to post about drinking and pot?
I don't. I post about opiates when I discuss drugs.
How often do you douche?
Also, can I just say, I am at least drinking a proper Scottish beer, not the weak piss that you Americans call Beer.
You're Scottish? Oh that explains everything.
How big is your penis?
No, I'm English, but I recently spent some time up there.
Because I have nothing better to do. I've seen worse thread makers/posters, so stfu.Quote:
Originally Posted by KT_
They're not, they're not, congrats on having a beer, and yes or you wouldn't have mentioned it.Quote:
Originally Posted by simonj
Because they're idiots.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Bifford
Never, I have a stinky vajayjay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atomic
Big enough to please you baby. Really it's around 6" long, but it's better than 2" wide. The good ol' Irish cock syndrome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepsi
Beer count=7.
Roll Tide, and please win Gators.
If you were offered $50,000 would you give Dai Tengu a rim job?
I'd do that for free, throw in $50k and I'd give him a reach around.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Bifford
Oh yeah, beer count 10.
I'm pretty fuzzed.
By fuzzed I mean working on drunk btw.
If you had to have gay sex with anybody you wanted, who would it be?
You. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kal El
Or Tidus. Take your pick. Beer count the same as last time, but very close to 11.
I've been trying to restrain myself, but I really think you should post nude pictures.
I've already explained why I won't do that. I'm pasty white(except for my hardcore farmer tan) and pretty hairy.
I'll try to get my camera back today and take a nude picture.
what position would you do it in? you can do it with Tidus.Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
Me bent over with Tidus inserting it imb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kal El
*seriously I'm not gay.
what the fuck are you talking abuot beer should be the color of pissQuote:
Originally Posted by simonj
It should taste like piss as well. Go COORS!Quote:
Originally Posted by Absolution
Really I'm drinking budweiser.
I only drink American beer if I want to drink a large quantity of them.
Beer count 11.
If you were paid to have 1 million dollars to have sex with an actor of your choice, who would it be? Hence actor, not actress.
I had to pay one million dollars? and I have to be gay too?
At least I'm not receiving.Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
wow i cant believe i get to talk to someone that drinks beer.
if only i were cool enough to drink beer on the internet.
maybe someday.
I meant you were, I just fucking failed at typing what I meant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Absolution
What?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kal El
Depp when he was at his sexiest, because you wouldn't have to be gay to have sex with him them. Just alive.
Beer count-Ran out yesterday.
I'll try to stick with the theme of questions:Quote:
Originally Posted by djwolford
What makes you think I still don't want to see it?
Did you know that you're my hero? And everything I'd like to be? (lolno.)Quote:
I'll try to get my camera back today and take a nude picture.